Todays - What grinds my gears *ARCHIVE*

[Sister Sledge]

Bum cameras!! Been there done it and even have photos somewhere.

I have diverticular disease and it's a normal thing for me to be examined.
It's done this way:
Before hospital you need to starve for a few days (they explain it all in letters) and will be taking laxatives - they don't want a large jobby blocking the way.
Arrive on a ward and you'll be given some meds, usually one tablet that will relax your bowels. Can't remember how long it takes but after an hour or so you'll go to the camera room. It's fairly dark in there but will have at least two staff there. You'll be wearing an open arse gown and will lie on your side (sometimes you swap sides mid examination). You lie a bit like the fetal position. Your ring will be greased and a ferrule inserted - the ferrule will be inflated so that it doesn't slip out. Now you know where those pron people get ideas..
The ferrule allows a camera to enter and slide through but will also be used to inflate your bowels - that way the camera can see the lining better inside. It can be slightly uncomfortable but it's nothing painful at all. For me it was two women doing it - one is a hot blonde milf at that. A mate has shared the same consultant for his arse too. She gets around.
The camera is steered around corners and all over - they go right inside.
Best bit was they allowed me to watch the whole thing via a huge 4k TV set. Full colour, full definition. It was really interesting to watch.

Edit: Loads of farting for the rest of the day once done.

Can I ask - at what age should I expect a poop letter request? It sounds like fun!
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[Islander]

[Nobby the Bastard]

'My life is so fucked up'

No shit.....
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[Tracey Suntan-King]

[hellkat]

[Tracey Suntan-King]

I operate on the (mature and rational) premise that if you go looking for something, you’ll find something. So don’t go looking.

I know that makes no sense, but hey ho.
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[Islander]

[recman]

Gamers who simply cannot grasp the concept of working as a team to complete a spec ops mission.

[Hong Kong Phooey]

[Islander]

[Tracey Suntan-King]

Does it have to be ostrich? What about Emu
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[hellkat]

I kinda liked version 4 of Portuguese Breakfast
I've got a graphic imagination and that appealed to my sense of humour more than just boring old eggs.
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[hellkat]

Mildly annoyed cos I left my phone at work. I literally remembered it just as I was about to get on the bus.

So I figured Oh well, I can do without it for an evening. The people who matter have my house phone number anyway, and there's a new season of Better Call Saul to start bingeing.

But then once I *got* home, I realised I can't log into my email cos its got one of those two-bit (sic) passcode thingies, bugger, LOL

Fuck it. Got more done than I usually would: dyed my hair, cooked up a mess of flavoursome chicken, hand washed my merino cardigan, so I figure it was worth forgetting it cos I would only have sat here playing Trailer Park Boys or something Damn games!

Still haven't even started with Slippin' Jimmy
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[JackButler]

[Sister Sledge]

Old broken bone injuries grind my gears - especially when it's cold.
Mixed within this shattered old body is a broken neck that healed badly. Yesterday the cold got to me (I should have worn a hoodie) and I was in agony through the evening. Felt like ratchet straps over my head crushing my neck down. Pain was down to my finger tips and under my shoulder blades.
I do have an escape and had to use it - a night on morphine. By f*ck it makes you feel good that stuff!
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[Polarbear]

[JackButler]

If you ever find yourself in the company of other career motorcyclists DO NOT start flashing your battle scars, before you know it they will have all dropped their jeans & ripped off the T shirts to display some pretty impressive scar tissue.
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I clean my guns with the tears of the snivelling, left wing scum.

[Nobby the Bastard]

https://www.wiltshiretimes.co.uk/news/18259216.bradford-avon-gp-surgery-shuts-patient-walks/?ref=fbshr&fbclid=IwAR2AnlqcMMjld0HVViX2yAbkbrwFgzfFuF5I3XYjmtv3N-fixUy7VxpHP6E


Ffs, its 50 feet from my favourite pub....
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
Sprint ST 1050

[bhinso]

It must grind your gears to put up a perfectly reasonable thread on this forum, only to see it red karma'd because some spambot sh1ts all over it

[Tracey Suntan-King]

Painting ceilings grrrrrrrr
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[Kawasaki Jimbo]

Taking the two-lane slip road onto the A1(M) every dark evening on the way home, congested traffic on both slip and A1 doing about 40mph. I'm in the left lane of the slip trying to monitor the cars ahead and looking over my right shoulder looking for an opportunity to merge. Then an idiot appears on my right, not content with merging in turn, but overtaking on the slip instead. Leaves me nowhere to go except right to the end and possibly onto the hard shoulder. It's happened more than once but at least I get to use the horn. I was in the car on this occasion. The bike gets more respect, possibly because car vs. car is like machine vs. machine whereas with car vs. bike there's potential murder involved, which most people balk at.

[GettinBetter]

WTF is going on in the WWW all these effing sites that blot out the screen until you agree to cookies and spying software....
I swear I'll never use another site that make me choose cookies...

I DON'T want them collecting data about what I watch, what I buy, how many times I visited it, what browser I'm using, what other sites I've visited.
I DON'T want to fed the diet of what google thinks they can sell to me (shown at the top of the page), whilst searching for my stuff several pages down...

If you don't get any of this it's because you have already given them permanent unfettered access to your everyday activities on your browser and you will be getting adverts for everything you ever searched, for days and weeks after you've actually bought it (or decided not to)...and you are only ever searching the internet according to google, and NOT the REAL internet.

Bass tards the lot of them.

[dynax]

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