Todays - What grinds my gears *ARCHIVE*

[Hong Kong Phooey]

[growler]

My sloppy clown of a black Labrador turned in to a ferocious defender yesterday when the elderly neighbour of my mother in law lost control of his terrier which first attacked my lab who at that point just looked at it with a WTF kind of attitude

Then the little shit came at me and my lab went berserk and tried to eat the fucking thing!

Good job it was me and not the wife walking her as i just scooped her up in my arms and punted the savage little shit across the grass!

Bloke has no control at all over this bloody thing and when any one complains you just get "but its a rescue" so fucking what! train it or muzzle it

It really annoys me that my soft, silly lab who is scared of her own shadow, jumps in fright if the cats surprise her and generally just wants to love and be loved by the whole world spends most of her time, if not asleep on our bed, wiggling with joy at everyone she meets had to defend me from an out of control animal

On the other hand i'm proud of her and know now that she will defend her family no matter what

So even though I didn't really need defending as I was quite capable of punting the thing over the garages last night she was my little hero and got cuddles and treats
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DILLIGAF

[Peanut_Butter]

I have my hairdryer always plugged in as i use it daily, it's in the spare (my) room and the socket is an arse for me to get to.

Husband has taken to using the hair dryer for his huge beard - not a problem I am capable of sharing. However he seems to think it appropriate to turn it off at the plug after using. Not only is this an inconvenience it catches me out EVERY SINGLE EFFING DAY!!!

At this point Ive already got my head between my knees and my hair combed forwards to blow dry it upside down (for the volume).

I am going to kill him

[Freddyfruitba...]

[Freddyfruitba...]

[Ste]

[JackButler]

Fenty billion years ago I used to be an ace wizard in Excel. How the FUCK do you get the sum of 1cell + 2cell to appear in 3cell on Libre Orifice???
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I clean my guns with the tears of the snivelling, left wing scum.

[WreckTangle]

[Nobby the Bastard]

Or you could just put =a6+b6.

Sum is quite limited. It only adds things.

How could you have been an expert in the past and yet not know that?
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
Sprint ST 1050

[Ribenapigeon]

I've just run out of Rum. Bugger, I'm going to have to go on a death run tomorrow to the local Bandidos de Sainsburys to stock up. Thank god I have a nice collection of axes.

[JackButler]

[MCN]

[recman]

People being interviewed on the telly, moaning about having had corona virus and the lack of advice and support etc.
You're still alive ffs.

[pepperami]

[Diggs]

As I have time on my hands I decided to drop the dry stone wall at the back of the garden and rebuild it, as over the years the cows have pushed it trying to get to our plants, and it has become dangerous.

What grinds my gears is how much I hurt after two days of manual labour. The wall is looking good, but I'm aching like a nun at a Chippendales concert....

Note to self - remember you are 54 and a pussy.
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Now - Speed Triple, old ratty GS550, GSXR750M
Gone (in order of ownership) - Raleigh Runabout, AP50, KH125, GP125, KH250, CBX550, Z400, CB750FII, 250LC, GS550, ZXR750H1, Guzzi Targa, GSX750F, KH250 x2, Bimota SB6R and counting...

[Polarbear]

[andyscooter]

sales ads on facebook that still get posted for one and more so ones that have must be collected today

also seen ones saying relisted due to no show



wonder fucking why you retards
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gilera runner vxr200 (chavped)
if its spelt wrong its my fat fingers and daft auto correct on my tablet

[Riejufixing]

Thickos on the 25th:

https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/bikers-congregating-rural-welsh-town-17983969

[hellkat]

[Islander]

[Ste]

[Ribenapigeon]

My f~cking Hewlett Packard laptop. I had to dismantle the whole thing to get to the memory cards so I could check what kind they were. Bloody HP couldn't just put a hatch in the base so you can just open the machine up and swap memory, So then when I put the machine back together I go to play something on youtube and there's no sound, I've evidently forgotten to reconnect the internal speakers.

Thinking ahead to when my new memory cards get delivered I have however cut a hole in the base of the machine and made my own hatch so I can stick the new memory in without disassembling the damn thing.

[P.]

Could just either look up specs online or run crucial memory tool, or cpu-z, or hwmonitor or one million other pc tools..

[Ribenapigeon]

[recman]

Can't find any bastard tomato bastard sauce.