Todays - What grinds my gears *ARCHIVE*

[Nobby the Bastard]

[Polarbear]

[Nobby the Bastard]

That'll be bastard tomato juice then.
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Sprint ST 1050

[recman]

Bastard ketchup. I wouldn't have put that down as a panic buy item but hey ho.











Bastard.

[Howling Terror]

Apart from no Bastard tins of Bastard tomatoes my gears are grinding because the little jehovah witness fella hasn't been around to collect the leaflet and offer me a membership 2for1 deal or whatever it is they do.

Cov-19 ...Something else they didn't predict correctly.
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[Peanut_Butter]

We couldn't get milk at the start of last weekend. My parents left us some on my doorstep last Sunday. I also bought some on my way home from work as did my husband. We've had a suprise ocado delivery today that we didn't even know we had booked...
We have 20pints of skimmed milk in the fridge now..8 pints go off on 4th then even more 2 days later.

How am I going to use all this milk!? Had a pint already today and it's not sitting well!!

[Riejufixing]

Put it in the freezer, a couple of cartons/plastic bottles at a time.

Edit: If they're 2-pint ones. Unless you have a big freezer.

When it's frozen it will bulge the container, and the milk itself will look funny, but that's OK. When you thaw it out, put it (edit: the bottle!) in a sink (or pail) of cold water to speed the process up. Give it a shake before you use it.

[hedgehugger]

[pepperami]

[recman]

Wifey assembled these superb jacket potatoes stuffed with cheese, onion and sausage.
https://i.postimg.cc/631wL7NX/20200330-132534.jpg

[hellkat]

[hellkat]

I seem to have crashed and burned today.
Minced into the office all hunky dory, then ended up frazzled to the eyeballs long before lunchtime.

Must have been running on adrenaline all day yesterday
Amazing how your body knows when to kick into overdrive, innit
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[Peanut_Butter]

[panrider_uk]

The filtered milk lasts far longer than normal milk.
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[Peanut_Butter]

[stinkwheel]

[Riejufixing]

I cannot find my digging shovel.

[bhinso]

Considering the argument that arose about how to do your digging, that's probably a good thing.

[Riejufixing]

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[Diggs]

He can't read my advice because he has blocked me, but if anybody cares to copy it so he can see it, it could save him much pain prior to the inevitable decision to do this mechanically....
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Now - Speed Triple, old ratty GS550, GSXR750M
Gone (in order of ownership) - Raleigh Runabout, AP50, KH125, GP125, KH250, CBX550, Z400, CB750FII, 250LC, GS550, ZXR750H1, Guzzi Targa, GSX750F, KH250 x2, Bimota SB6R and counting...

[bhinso]

Looks like you've gone to a lot of effort there to help someone who you're an enema of.

[Diggs]

Its the internet - I couldn't give a shit about 'enemies'. That sort of thing is for kids.

It wasn't an effort. Probably 2 minutes in all.
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Now - Speed Triple, old ratty GS550, GSXR750M
Gone (in order of ownership) - Raleigh Runabout, AP50, KH125, GP125, KH250, CBX550, Z400, CB750FII, 250LC, GS550, ZXR750H1, Guzzi Targa, GSX750F, KH250 x2, Bimota SB6R and counting...

[BigTim]

bastard cunting kung flu!

i have a fucking fever feel like shit, (could be a lot worse) have got to self isolate for 7 days, not a problem as on Annual leave till weds next week. I'm a key worker.

wife has to self isolate for 14 days!

she not happy when i told her, you know like i infected myself fucking deliberately.

[Polarbear]