Todays - What grinds my gears *ARCHIVE*

[BigTim]

even hellkat couldnt get me erect at the minute!

i feel that rough

[Nobby the Bastard]

The charging socket on the little Bastard's mini lambo is broken after two days.
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[Riejufixing]

[hellkat]

I hope you feel better soon, Tim
*mwah*
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[Ste]

[Peanut_Butter]

Is it terrible that i keep poking my husband and asking him to cough (i'm still in work and at the moment).
He's not overly annoyed at my requests but keeps suggesting that i'm doing the test wrong and that i should be holding his parts whilst he coughs

[recman]

For the last few days I've completely lost my sense of taste and smell.
I wouldn't normally be too bothered but I have some nice nibbles that I won't be able to appreciate yet.
The wife is the same, I put some nice JPG smellies on earlier and neither of us could get a whiff of it.

[Nobby the Bastard]

That's now starting to be considered a symptom...
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
Sprint ST 1050

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[hellkat]

Look after yourself, reccers


Just in case : Its been nice "knowing" you.
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[hellkat]

[hellkat]

I've just realised its not Thursday

I told my bosses I would come back to the office on Friday and for some reason when I woke up this morning I thought it was Thursday and proceeded to have a lie-in, a fap and a leisurely coffee and toast.

Now I've just logged into the work remote server I've realised its NOT Thursday after all ... I told them I would return to the office today.

Ah fuck-it, I'll dick about at home on some letters and then go in properly back on Monday. I must have lost a day somewhere along the way during my bender.
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[recman]

[Nobby the Bastard]

I'm hoping she misspelt nap....


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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
Sprint ST 1050

[chickenstrip]

[Peanut_Butter]

Fantastic, why not!

[pepperami]

Just went to the shops for a few essentials.
People are still behaving like dicks, aggressive c*nts loading thier trolleys right up to the top and grabbing more than they could possibly need.

I won’t sink to thier level , but I could have quite happily punched two or three of them in the mouth this morning.
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[Diggs]

Militant social distancing. People who get upset if you come anywhere near them, even if you are still more than 2m away. You can fuck right off...
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Now - Speed Triple, old ratty GS550, GSXR750M
Gone (in order of ownership) - Raleigh Runabout, AP50, KH125, GP125, KH250, CBX550, Z400, CB750FII, 250LC, GS550, ZXR750H1, Guzzi Targa, GSX750F, KH250 x2, Bimota SB6R and counting...

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[Riejufixing]

[chickenstrip]

[Diggs]

[Nobby the Bastard]

[JackButler]

I don't know if it's technophobia or just plain stupidity, but yesterday I downloaded the film "Emma" & me & the missus only had chance to watch it half way through.

Today, I just happened to mention that I'd put it on a mem stick to post through my mates door & now she's sulking . . . . 'Cos she'll not be able to watch the last half????
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