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PostPosted: 10:11 - 25 May 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
Tracey Suntan-King wrote:


We've got no cash. Can't withdraw funds or use cards. Please advise


Eat the cat! , mug tourists, send Sid fishing. Thumbs Up

The sage that is Pepperami, yet again provides a solution Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 10:13 - 25 May 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Feet, Inches, Gallons and Pounds Sterling please. We are no in Europe now. Rolling Eyes

Back on topic.
Mountains are sneaky.


Europe does not really exist, it's just a creation of Eurovision.
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PostPosted: 11:13 - 26 May 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
Hart to Hart. Smug bastards. Top marks to Max and Freeway for freeloading off them though.
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PostPosted: 11:29 - 26 May 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
pepperami wrote:
Tracey Suntan-King wrote:


We've got no cash. Can't withdraw funds or use cards. Please advise


Eat the cat! , mug tourists, send Sid fishing. Thumbs Up

The sage that is Pepperami, yet again provides a solution Thumbs Up


Thanks Peppers! However it’s all sorted now, account restored. Thank goodness they don’t know about our cocaine-stuffed yacht moored off Limassol marina Shhh! Whistle
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PostPosted: 05:58 - 27 May 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Hart to Hart. Smug bastards. Top marks to Max and Freeway for freeloading off them though.


Now I've got the theme choon in my head.
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PostPosted: 11:37 - 27 May 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
I did a 17km run with a detour to the lake. I would have done some laps around the lake, stopped for a quick snack and with seconds I had 3 mozzie bites Mad
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PostPosted: 15:55 - 27 May 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Ribenapigeon wrote:
Hart to Hart. Smug bastards. Top marks to Max and Freeway for freeloading off them though.


Now I've got the theme choon in my head.


Here, have it again, I'll start you off..." it wuz....moider!..dahhhh dahh dah dahhhhh" Laughing
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Robert Wagner and Natalie Wood, when dey got togeva, it was moyda.

I was shocked as fook when I heard Christopher Walken was onboard that yacht the fateful night she died/was murdered. Up until then he was just the guy that hid his grandfather's watch up his ass, and was a war veteran/ guy who did freaky dancing for Fatboy Slim.
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Robert Wagner and Natalie Wood, when dey got togeva, it was moyda.

I was shocked as fook when I heard Christopher Walken was onboard that yacht the fateful night she died/was murdered. Up until then he was just the guy that hid his grandfather's watch up his ass, and was a war veteran/ guy who did freaky dancing for Fatboy Slim.


To be fair the Walken was probably crashed out pissed below decks.
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I was shocked as fook when I heard Christopher Walken was onboard that yacht the fateful night she died/was murdered.
He is a a bit dodgy. I have personally witnessed him beheading a few people in a place called Sleepy Hollow.
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Two utter wankstains pulling out in front of my 18yr old grandson on his 125 and colliding with him breaking his toe.

Then telling him they were in a hurry and couldn't hang about so speeding off with him getting any details !!

They will be found. I already know what street they live in.
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Two utter wankstains pulling out in front of my 18yr old grandson on his 125 and colliding with him breaking his toe.

Then telling him they were in a hurry and couldn't hang about so speeding off with him getting any details !!

They will be found. I already know what street they live in.


Hurt them , continue to hurt them until they stop moving (allegedly). Thumbs Up Shocked Laughing
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Two utter wankstains pulling out in front of my 18yr old grandson on his 125 and colliding with him breaking his toe.

Then telling him they were in a hurry and couldn't hang about so speeding off with him getting any details !!

They will be found. I already know what street they live in.



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Tracey Suntan-King wrote:
Bank Of Cyprus put a red flag on our current account alleging we've been trading Bitcoin.

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

We've got no cash. Can't withdraw funds or use cards. Please advise Rolling Eyes

PS What is Bitcoin?

Been to bank, supposedly sorted but cards still blocked

Γάμα αυτή τη μαλακία.


They don't play very fair do they?

I'm sure that Sid can make a few pies and sell them on the roads as the locals go past.
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PostPosted: 17:12 - 29 May 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
pepperami wrote:
Weisse Schlange wrote:
Two utter wankstains pulling out in front of my 18yr old grandson on his 125 and colliding with him breaking his toe.

Then telling him they were in a hurry and couldn't hang about so speeding off with him getting any details !!

They will be found. I already know what street they live in.


Hurt them , continue to hurt them until they stop moving (allegedly). Thumbs Up Shocked Laughing


His father (my oldest son) is MC so they better hope the cops find them first (they were called).

Cops hate folk doing runners (apparently lol) so they say they'll track them down. Would likely be better for them if the cops find them tbh.

Knocking my grandson down and leaving him in the road, has boiled my piss somewhat, but I'm on a leash for the time being haha.
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traffic. theres just so much of it these days Mad
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traffic. theres just so much of it these days Mad


Traffic threads. They're everywhere Mad
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traffic. theres just so much of it these days Mad


Given the weather forecast for tomorrows bank holiday you may want to consider just staying in bed.
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Went to Stratford on Avon on a scavenger? historical sites hunt with wifie, 2 daughters and one grand daughter. It was actually great fun but Jesus, it really wasn't the wisest day to go do it. Bank holiday Sunday and the masses were out. It was heaving.

I suppose it's not surprising as the first really nice day since the last lockdown easing. Tomorrow will be manic but me and daughter 2 are going fishing off the boat and wifie is bringing her paddleboard down.

It could all end in tears. Laughing
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PostPosted: 00:55 - 31 May 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
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His father (my oldest son) is MC so they better hope the cops find them first (they were called).

Cops hate folk doing runners (apparently lol) so they say they'll track them down. Would likely be better for them if the cops find them tbh.

Knocking my grandson down and leaving him in the road, has boiled my piss somewhat, but I'm on a leash for the time being haha.


Just let your piss boil, grandad, what's the worst that can happen, it fills your colostomy bag? Laughing
If your son is in the right club they will have it sorted before you've had a chance to put your Ovaltine in the Zimmer frame's cupholder... Laughing
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His father (my oldest son) is MC so they better hope the cops find them first (they were called).

Cops hate folk doing runners (apparently lol) so they say they'll track them down. Would likely be better for them if the cops find them tbh.

Knocking my grandson down and leaving him in the road, has boiled my piss somewhat, but I'm on a leash for the time being haha.


Just let your piss boil, grandad, what's the worst that can happen, it fills your colostomy bag? Laughing
If your son is in the right club they will have it sorted before you've had a chance to put your Ovaltine in the Zimmer frame's cupholder... Laughing


How very dare you Smile Cocoa for me old boy, Oveltine is for the Oi Polloi

Found the car in 5 minutes last night but am letting him talk to the cops as that's the way they would prefer it just now.

Took him to collect the bike and he's back riding OK , broken bones in foot aside lol.
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How very dare you Smile Cocoa for me old boy, Oveltine is for the Oi Polloi

Found the car in 5 minutes last night but am letting him talk to the cops as that's the way they would prefer it just now.

Took him to collect the bike and he's back riding OK , broken bones in foot aside lol.


Did Daddy being part of the leather chaps brigade have anything to do with it?
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Anything to do with what.? ( I'll ignore the snide)

TBH He's more likely to tell the lad to sort it himself lol. In the light of day it wasn't a serious injury and they'll end up in the shit for doing a runner, so not the end of the world .

Doesn't half annoy you when it happens though .
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to v or not to v wrote:
traffic. theres just so much of it these days Mad

Given the weather forecast for tomorrows bank holiday you may want to consider just staying in bed.


That - in fact - is exactly what I have done.
Barely left the house all weekend so far.

Erratic sleeping pattern, stayed in bed till late on Saturday morning, spent all afternoon/evening researching financial things to try and straighten out my finances. Fuck all food in the house, so am just eating, whateverrrrrrrr comes to hand.

Then bingewatched telly all day Sunday (Season 3 of Line of Duty).
Now catching up on work for the Prof whilst sitting in a sunny patch on my sofa. Might go back to bingewatching later on.

But I have quite literally only gone as far as the dustbin (slightly beyond my front doorstep) to put rubbish into it. Otherwise, been indoors. Totally.

Am having a majorly hermitty moment, beautiful weekend, but I just can't bear the idea of "everywhere I go there will be too many people" - so have stayed indoors with the cats, it's not doing me any favours but I can't help it. Hate bank holiday weekends on my own. They make me grouchy. I'm having a big "I wish I had managed to move Down Under by now" moment, and I miss my daughter terribly.

Things should improve in the next week or so.
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Anything to do with what.? ( I'll ignore the snide)

TBH He's more likely to tell the lad to sort it himself lol. In the light of day it wasn't a serious injury and they'll end up in the shit for doing a runner, so not the end of the world .

Doesn't half annoy you when it happens though .


Its why I take the view that if me and bike part company due to collision with blind driver im starfish ing.
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