Todays - What grinds my gears *ARCHIVE*

[M.C]

[Howling Terror]

'In the box' is restrictive for me, besides developers do not like doing backward compatible.
Apple users know this all too well.
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Diabolical homemade music Bandcamp and Soundcloud
Singer songwriter, Artist and allround good bloke Listen to Andrew Susan Johnston here
The Harry Turner Project

[Tracey Suntan-King]

Mmm.....makes me want to eat liquorice laces.
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Whether you think you can, or think you can't, you're probably right

[DRZ4Hunned]

Went through a speed trap (possibly 40 in a 30), not sure if they got me or not.

Woman had a radar gun, but I couldn't see any police cars or anything?
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DRZ400-SM
FZS600

[Ribenapigeon]

Nicole Shertzinger or whatever the daft bints name is and those bloody Muller Light adverts.

[NJD]

Probably going to have to downgrade my security for commuting.

Zip snapped on the oxford tailbag last night so with a brand new one under warrenty today I looked in the manual and max load is 5kg, I've been transporting around 13-15kg for two months before it finally gave way.

Zips been buggered for a while and has broken once before so it wasn't entirely right under that load in the first place but can't help but think I've been helping it along to a fast death.

Having it snap and not being able to carry the 16mm, 13mm, disc lock and tools on me back, because it turns into a backpack, made me realise how my ultra defensive security was actually leaving me stranded when an emergency, as described, occurred. If not the emergency being long self inflicted.

Looks like I'm going to have to revert to the old set up of 13mm, oxford and a disc lock plus tools just to lighten the load.

I'd rather the increased security but that's a hefty amount, when I've just worked it out, to be lugging around daily just to get to work and back.
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The do it all, T̶h̶e̶ ̶b̶r̶o̶k̶e̶n̶ ̶o̶n̶e̶,̶ ̶T̶h̶e̶ ̶b̶i̶g̶ ̶l̶u̶m̶p̶,̶ ̶C̶h̶o̶n̶g̶ ̶N̶o̶o̶d̶l̶e̶

[Beehive Bedlam]

I was going go put a bet on the darts tonight but I couldn't be arsed going to the garage to get my new bank card (long day at the office) had tea and forgot all about it don't usually bet in the week anyway.

<5 hours later>

Laid in bed half lit remembered about my bet I didn't back which fucking landed and would have bagged me 800 odd ponds. Fucking Bastard!!!

I'm wide awake now. I need a stiff drink and a fag.

[Poundshop Dave]

[Polarbear]

[BTTD]

Some utter dick parked halfway across the front of my garage, and completely across the one next to me (garage is in a block of garages). BMW 1 series.
I managed to get my bike out okay, still annoyed me though.

If it had been parked fully across my garage.....
My first thought is break window, handbrake off, push out of way.

[Poundshop Dave]

[Beehive Bedlam]

[Beehive Bedlam]

People who get excited because it's Friday. I don't understand I find weekends rather boring especially Sundays and await Mondays with pleasure.

[recman]

[Poundshop Dave]

[dydey90]

[Poundshop Dave]

No but you'd see the Fazer on the drive and his trade mark 'cuzifukem' number plate.
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Proud to be from Birmingham

[mudcow007]

average speed cameras on the M6 for like 12miles or something - wtaf

car didnt have cruise control either

[struan80]

[Howling Terror]

^^^As this is the internet, and BCF, and April 1st, and you mentioned in a another post you were very drunk I can be forgiven for saying pics or GTFO.
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Diabolical homemade music Bandcamp and Soundcloud
Singer songwriter, Artist and allround good bloke Listen to Andrew Susan Johnston here
The Harry Turner Project

[andyscooter]

Just done an oil change on my scoot

The indicator wires have a join so you can remove the side panels

Because my neighbours can't be added to pay for a bloke to fix there roof my garage leaks and gets damp

This has corroded the bullet connectors causing them to snap

So no indicators on the bike

Was out on it in the morning but had to cancel

Also had to move the Enfield into the in laws garage until its sorted

Fucking neighbours
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gilera runner vxr200 (chavped)
if its spelt wrong its my fat fingers and daft auto correct on my tablet

[Ribenapigeon]

[grr666]

I've just twatted the car. My fault. Insurance job. Fack!
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Ste wrote: Avatars are fine, it's signatures that need turning off.

[Hong Kong Phooey]

[andyscooter]

Bit of a strange one for a bike forum

New oil

Fucking smells orrible


And its on my hands
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gilera runner vxr200 (chavped)
if its spelt wrong its my fat fingers and daft auto correct on my tablet