Todays - What grinds my gears *ARCHIVE*

[Diggs]

I used to go out with a girl from Hebden. She was full 'middle class traveller' with a badly converted ambulance and pointless circus skills, plus she didn't shave. My more cosmopolitan mates called her the 'hairy juggler' as a result....
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Now - Speed Triple, old ratty GS550, GSXR750M
Gone (in order of ownership) - Raleigh Runabout, AP50, KH125, GP125, KH250, CBX550, Z400, CB750FII, 250LC, GS550, ZXR750H1, Guzzi Targa, GSX750F, KH250 x2, Bimota SB6R and counting...

[dodgydog]

Doing a car boot in Halifax again. Selling a load of brand new suitcases for a mate. Why oh fucking why do the "usual suspects" want to bid two ponds when I tell them the brand new large case is 20 ponds, (a third of the new price). I even got a 50p bid for a brand spanking new (with tags) carry on case.

Just fuck right off, if you can't afford the fucking case you can't afford to fucking travel anywhere.

Still, it was funny when a sensible bloke turned up and handed over 80 ponds without question, buying four cases from under the nose of a fuckwit who'd been haggling for 10 minutes.

I even caught one of the aforementioned "usual suspects" walking away with a case he hadn't paid for....the cunt. "It's ok my friend" he said "I take, I take, I show my friend. I come back and pay later....yes?"

No you thieving cunt, It's not ok.
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I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realise that what you heard is not exactly what I meant

[hellkat]

[thx1138]

road works on the A27 near Fareham. What are they actually doing? They seem to have been going on for a couple of years and I can't see any difference.

[pompousporcup...]

Bikes who don't move the funk over when filtering through slow/stopped traffic yet insist on riding slow enough that they have to put their feet down.

If i've caught up to you move over and let me pass you. You wont see me again

Twats.

Also, if you can't filter because your Dullville/Mcgregorman GS has massive side panniers, either take them off and get on with it or sit in traffic like the mugs in their cages.

[thx1138]

[Beehive Bedlam]

[duhawkz]

Absolutely nothing is wrong with my life, yet for some reason I feel like everything is grey and there is a dark cloud around me.

I can't explain it
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"The guy is a worthless cunt and I honestly believe I would be a slightly happier person if he died." - Chris-Red

[waffles]

At work we are getting a new heating system (finally!) but in the process we have lost our office/break room. I have had diggers, dump trucks and jackhammers going on outside of my windows nonstop for the last few weeks. They built us a new office that is half the size of our old office with no door, natural light or electricity. So basically a cupboard.

Im getting a little fed up now. Especially when I can get into my building via the normal door in the morning but they dig a trench outside during the day and forget to block everything off. Someone almost ended up down the bottom of the trench. No, it wasn't me.
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Theory test - 19/8/09, CBT - 11/10/09, MOD 1 - 16/8/10, MOD 2 - 27/10/10
Past rides Yamaha XT125X, Triumph TT600, Honda XR250
Current rides Suzuki GSXR 600, Honda MSX125

[owl]

[Tracer1234]

[duhawkz]

[owl]

[M.C]

[trevor saxe-coburg-gotha]

[andyscooter]

got a meeting at work about trying to work as a team


then tomorrow we have a meeting about the meeting


and they wonder why fuck all ever gets done unless me and the other lad do it
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gilera runner vxr200 (chavped)
if its spelt wrong its my fat fingers and daft auto correct on my tablet

[M.C]

[Polarbear]

[Hong Kong Phooey]

[Hawkeye1250FA]

At Vodafone they got wind of this meetings feeding meetings feeding meetings mentality.

They set the air con to max in all the meeting rooms.

Soon solved the problem...
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1993 RF400R - 2002 Bandit 1200 - 2012 1250 FA

[andyscooter]

well the first meeting was postponed but we still had the second one about the first which is now happening today


im hoping when the meeting takes place the 18 pallets turns up so i can go unload them instead

also we have a ten page booklet to read about the meeting as well
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gilera runner vxr200 (chavped)
if its spelt wrong its my fat fingers and daft auto correct on my tablet

[Beehive Bedlam]

[M.C]

When they edit films/programmes so they can be shown pre-watershed, even shows like the Simpsons that were always pre-watershed

[M.C]

...and Amazon, despite being a prime member they won't dispatch add-on items unless the order's for £20 or more?

*orders somewhere else*

[andyscooter]