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recman
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PostPosted: 22:54 - 14 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

andyscooter wrote:
that's where you are wrong I am paid to think


I'm not meant to be paid to think but man do they moan like fvck if I stop.
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PostPosted: 09:11 - 15 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

During the night somebody (furry/3-4 legged) has licked the icing off the top of the cake I bought to cheer myself up with.

Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: 10:25 - 15 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
During the night somebody (furry/3-4 legged) has licked the icing off the top of the cake I bought to cheer myself up with.

Evil or Very Mad


At least you've still got the cake. Mine would have disappeared it totally. Just brush the cat spit and fur off of it and tuck in.
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PostPosted: 10:45 - 15 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
During the night somebody (furry/3-4 legged) has licked the icing off the top of the cake I bought to cheer myself up with.

Evil or Very Mad


Could have been worse. Could have pissed on it and not told you.
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PostPosted: 11:21 - 15 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah well I've now chopped it up and mixed it with their cat biscuits, so whoever did it will now have to suffer the wrath of the others who did not and don't like salted caramel. Furry little wankers.

In other news.

My car still pongs of the smelly bitch who got in stinking of those really vile cheap pound-shop air fresheners that ccouncil flats always smell of - and who also proceeded to sulk all the way from Clapham to her church on some industrial estate at New Cross (why are these Christian churches always on shitty industrial estates?).

I need to break out a bottle of Febreze to get rid of the lingering stink of cheap chemical-smelling air freshener.
Fucking miserable cunt it was and all Mad

Today had better be better than yesterday, or I'll end up in Holloway so help me god.

Oh wait, I think Holloway is closed down.
Where do they send all the bad girls these days?
Does Brixton Prison have a Ladies wing?
I'd probably end up in feckin' Belmarsh, mood I'm building up to... Shifty

And my fuckin neighbour is now lurking about by the rubbish bins outside, waiting for me to reappear so he can bend my ear about fuck knows what, old cunt.

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PostPosted: 11:35 - 15 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

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And my fuckin neighbour is now lurking about by the rubbish bins outside, waiting for me to reappear so he can bend my ear about fuck knows what, old cunt.

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That'll teach you for being so approachable.
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PostPosted: 11:57 - 15 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

HR fucking about with payslips.

Checked on monday, looked good.
Check today = fucked, losing out on nearly £300 on deductions (ni etc) & then no overtime showing....
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PostPosted: 12:01 - 15 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
(why are these Christian churches always on shitty industrial estates?).

cos they are normally free independent ones, who have probably moved up one step from renting or borrowing a school hall, and bought a cheapo unit with their collective piggy banks
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PostPosted: 12:31 - 15 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

thx1138 wrote:
hellkat wrote:
(why are these Christian churches always on shitty industrial estates?).

cos they are normally free independent ones, who have probably moved up one step from renting or borrowing a school hall, and bought a cheapo unit with their collective piggy banks


And there are enough stupid bastards to fund them but not enough yet to allow the reverend to move to his new mansion and shag the religious groupies!

That comes with the semi detached prayer house Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 01:57 - 16 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:

Where do they send all the bad girls these days?


Torquay? Laughing
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PostPosted: 10:09 - 16 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Had my back door literally bashed in last night.

Crunched me car, didn't he, fam.

Right in the middle two lanes of Hammersmith Broadway, 6pm Friday rush hour, got entangled with a FUCKING HUGE LORRY. So of course he's trying to blame me for being in his blind spot, but I have lived near and been dealing with that roundabout on a regular basis since 1986 and I fucking know how to get round it. I was doing the right things to get in the right lanes to get where I was going.

Not happy.
Not admitting liability.
Not a better day than yesterday at all.

Luckily the car was drivable so I took it back to the garage and swapped it for a replacement.

Today will be better.
She tells herself reassuringly.

Today is the first day of the REST of my life.
I may have to start it by having MOAR CAKE.
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PostPosted: 12:21 - 16 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
MOAR CAKE.

In which respect, I can highly recommend the new Krispy Kreme range, there is some MINT FLAVOURED motherfucker which may well end up being quite addictive.
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PostPosted: 17:29 - 17 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

The weather. Rain or don't rain I'm not fussed either way... just make up your f**king mind which you're going for! Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: 18:36 - 17 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Evil or Very Mad I'll fecking tell you what grinds my fecking gears Twisted Evil
I'm sitting in my fecking house, and some scumbag tries to burgle my fecking house whilst I'm still in it!
I'm sitting watching tv and some punk is trying the windows Mad .

I made the mistake of going to the window and disturbing them.
If I had of gone to the front door first, I would of caught the c!nts.

I chased them down the street, but they had a head start Sad

I was however able to get a good discription and give it to the police.
They were caught about half an hour later, but as nothing could be proved, they were let go Crying or Very sad
At least their details have been taken and they have been identified as wrong un's
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PostPosted: 18:39 - 17 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
hellkat wrote:
MOAR CAKE.

In which respect, I can highly recommend the new Krispy Kreme range, there is some MINT FLAVOURED motherfucker which may well end up being quite addictive.


I love your descriptive choice of words Thumbs Up Wub
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PostPosted: 20:52 - 17 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

People who go to work ill. Sick

Caught a nasty cold from a guy in my team at work on Friday, spent the whole weekend on paracetamol, strepsils and got through 1 and a half tissue boxes.

Feeling better but won't be back til Tuesday.

No bike riding this weekend Sad
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PostPosted: 09:16 - 18 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

B0ndy wrote:
People who go to work ill. Sick

Caught a nasty cold from a guy in my team at work on Friday, spent the whole weekend on paracetamol, strepsils and got through 1 and a half tissue boxes.

Feeling better but won't be back til Tuesday.

No bike riding this weekend Sad


wanking wont help it will dehydrate you
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PostPosted: 11:22 - 18 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

pepperami wrote:
Evil or Very Mad I'll fecking tell you what grinds my fecking gears Twisted Evil
I'm sitting in my fecking house, and some scumbag tries to burgle my fecking house whilst I'm still in it!

Was this crime also sponsored by Adidas?
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PostPosted: 15:22 - 18 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fazer The Bastard wrote:
Asda egg mayonnaise sandwich filler has no soul or attitude it tastes bland and has left an unsatisfied taste in my mouth.


Add a dash of salad cream.

Fazer The Bastard wrote:
I'm coming down with a cold.


Did it not occur to you that this is the cause of the bland taste?
Or it could be that the gingivitis has flared up again.
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PostPosted: 15:47 - 18 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

grr666 wrote:
pepperami wrote:
Evil or Very Mad I'll fecking tell you what grinds my fecking gears Twisted Evil
I'm sitting in my fecking house, and some scumbag tries to burgle my fecking house whilst I'm still in it!

Was this crime also sponsored by Adidas?


I fecking chased them at a fair pace, but they flew like world class athletes after seeing an angry Pepperami coming after them Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: 16:01 - 18 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

pepperami wrote:

I fecking chased them at a fair pace, but they flew like world class athletes after seeing an angry Pepperami coming after them Twisted Evil


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PostPosted: 16:11 - 18 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tracey Suntan-King wrote:
pepperami wrote:

I fecking chased them at a fair pace, but they flew like world class athletes after seeing an angry Pepperami coming after them Twisted Evil


Like this?


Not angry enough Wink
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PostPosted: 18:50 - 18 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fazer The Bastard wrote:
I'm coming down with a cold.


Shitting in the wet grass like a fucking skank will do that.
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