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Tracer1234
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PostPosted: 13:24 - 11 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fazer The Bastard wrote:
There was only one strawberry dream in my box of roses.


Not many things more tragic that tucking into a box of roses by yourself.
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PostPosted: 13:44 - 11 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

^^^ some people may say it is tragic to share a box of chocolates.
(Your attempts to prod FTB are rubbish).

Today’s general whinge is supermarkets.
Hey crazy idea I know but hows about putting some milk near the fucking front door, you arseholes.
Putting it at the other end of the shop will not make me buy products along the way.... dickwads.
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PostPosted: 16:07 - 11 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Howling Terror wrote:
^^^ some people may say it is tragic to share a box of chocolates.
(Your attempts to prod FTB are rubbish).

Today’s general whinge is supermarkets.
Hey crazy idea I know but hows about putting some milk near the fucking front door, you arseholes.
Putting it at the other end of the shop will not make me buy products along the way.... dickwads.


There are plenty of females with Random Thought Selectors instead of brains that will prove that statement wrong to the supermarkets satisfaction.
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PostPosted: 17:23 - 11 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fazer The Bastard wrote:
There was only one strawberry dream in my box of roses.


I don't much like Roses these days. I still eat them, in a free chocolate situation, but they don't have anything going for them. Were they always like this, or has the contents changed?

End up eating Heroes, and going through taking out the ones I like best.
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PostPosted: 17:53 - 11 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

stabbed myself in the finger with my Stanley knife


it hurts lots and keeps bleeding
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PostPosted: 17:56 - 11 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

^^^A squirt of savlon into the wound and gaffa tape/cable ties.
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PostPosted: 21:42 - 11 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tracer1234 wrote:
M.C wrote:

So you watch it then? Chav Wink


Yup, call me Chavvy McChavington of Chavingtonville. Wink

Or, back to this the real world, I can honestly, say, i have watched about, in total, an hour of this in my life time.

That's an hour you'll never get back Sad
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PostPosted: 00:16 - 12 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Howling Terror wrote:
Today’s general whinge is supermarkets.
Hey crazy idea I know but hows about putting some milk near the fucking front door, you arseholes.
Putting it at the other end of the shop will not make me buy products along the way.... dickwads.


My local morrisons have come up with a great idea too. Small child sized shopping trolleys. So not only can the little bastards run around the supermarket like it's their very own playground, while mummy's busy facebooking. They can now do so while pushing a chunk of metal on wheels around.

I'd really like to punch the fking idiot that came up with that brilliant idea of the century.

The only metal cage a child should have in a supermarket, is one they're locked up in. Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: 00:44 - 12 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dave70 wrote:
Howling Terror wrote:
Today’s general whinge is supermarkets.
Hey crazy idea I know but hows about putting some milk near the fucking front door, you arseholes.
Putting it at the other end of the shop will not make me buy products along the way.... dickwads.


My local morrisons have come up with a great idea too. Small child sized shopping trolleys. So not only can the little bastards run around the supermarket like it's their very own playground, while mummy's busy facebooking. They can now do so while pushing a chunk of metal on wheels around.

I'd really like to punch the fking idiot that came up with that brilliant idea of the century.

The only metal cage a child should have in a supermarket, is one they're locked up in. Evil or Very Mad


Surely this will result in them walking around putting random nonsense into it, pretending to be shopping, then leaving a half full trolley groceries abandoned somewhere needing to be put back again. Or pushed out the shop.
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PostPosted: 00:50 - 12 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

The only thing I hate more than a child in a shop is children in shop.
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PostPosted: 01:36 - 12 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Todays what grind my gears is car drivers who cut corners, when turning right into a minor road, they cut across what would be the give way section for me approaching the junction. I've had to take evasive action quite a few times recently.
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PostPosted: 08:23 - 12 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

thx1138 wrote:
Todays what grind my gears is car drivers who cut corners, when turning right into a minor road, they cut across what would be the give way section for me approaching the junction. I've had to take evasive action quite a few times recently.


Wear a camera, let them run you down. Profit in the thousands.
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PostPosted: 10:11 - 12 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dynojet needle clips. They are tiny and any attempt at removing it from the needle sees it ping off into the atmosphere despite all efforts to keep the area contained Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad

Spent over an hour looking for one that pinged off seemingly never to be seen again when my 6 year old daughter walks in, picks up one of the welding magnets and finds it in seconds. Smart arse kid
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PostPosted: 10:24 - 12 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

thx1138 wrote:
Todays what grind my gears is car drivers who cut corners, when turning right into a minor road, they cut across what would be the give way section for me approaching the junction. I've had to take evasive action quite a few times recently.


Assume its going to happen.

Position yourself in the correct place where you are out of the danger area - but close enough for them to cause damage to their car from your exposed boot.

Proceed with smile.
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PostPosted: 10:29 - 12 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hawkeye1250FA wrote:
thx1138 wrote:
Todays what grind my gears is car drivers who cut corners, when turning right into a minor road, they cut across what would be the give way section for me approaching the junction. I've had to take evasive action quite a few times recently.


Assume its going to happen.

Position yourself in the correct place where you are out of the danger area - but close enough for them to cause damage to their car from your exposed boot.

Proceed with smile.


This. I've always taken this approach whether on a bike or in a car, although it's taken a lot of practice for me to be able to get my foot out of the window.
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PostPosted: 10:34 - 12 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

In the car I just skip step 2 and allow them to run into me head on.

Its never happened yet, they simply slam the breaks on and cause massive embarrassment to themselves as they have to reverse back onto the now heavily populated road whilst everyone else honks at them.

Laughing
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PostPosted: 13:18 - 12 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dave70 wrote:

My local morrisons have come up with a great idea too. Small child sized shopping trolleys


Do you live in middle earth? maybe said trolleys are for Hobbit's?
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PostPosted: 15:20 - 12 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

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and nobody's in much of a rush.
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PostPosted: 15:22 - 12 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tracer1234 wrote:
Dave70 wrote:

My local morrisons have come up with a great idea too. Small child sized shopping trolleys. So not only can the little bastards run around the supermarket like it's their very own playground, while mummy's busy facebooking. They can now do so while pushing a chunk of metal on wheels around.

I'd really like to punch the fking idiot that came up with that brilliant idea of the century.

The only metal cage a child should have in a supermarket, is one they're locked up in. Evil or Very Mad


Surely this will result in them walking around putting random nonsense into it, pretending to be shopping, then leaving a half full trolley groceries abandoned somewhere needing to be put back again. Or pushed out the shop.


Or said child putting them on the conveyor belt and harassed Mum too flustered to do anything except pay.
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PostPosted: 15:23 - 12 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fazer The Bastard wrote:
it looks like you would need a shovel to get to the fat cows fanny who is dancing around in the advert

A dancing fanny? Shocked

Cool - haven't seen that advert yet
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PostPosted: 20:16 - 12 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Think I have a infection oin my finger after I stabbed it Crying or Very sad


Gone a funny colour and hurts

Also caught my arm and it feels like its burning
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PostPosted: 20:41 - 12 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

andyscooter wrote:
stabbed myself in the finger with my Stanley knife


it hurts lots and keeps bleeding


Super glue works wonders.
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PostPosted: 21:46 - 12 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Skudd wrote:
andyscooter wrote:
stabbed myself in the finger with my Stanley knife


it hurts lots and keeps bleeding


Super glue works wonders.


It's actually what it was developed for.
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PostPosted: 23:09 - 12 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Brake light switch went on the car... For some reason it uses the glow plug warning light on the dash. I drove 20 miles home with my brake lights stuck on. Embarassed
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