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PostPosted: 22:46 - 21 Oct 2017    Post subject: Re: ! Reply with quote

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Strictly! Embarrassing to see amateurs overdressed and showing off their little talent. Luckily I only get to see about 2 seconds each time I pass by the lounge door. At least dad dancing is what it is. These idiots take themselves seriously. Not enough bike programs on TV. How about 'Knee Down' or Strictly Bikes' ?

Apparently years ago it used to be all professional dancers, it shows how cretinous people are that they'll watch any shite with a 'celebrity'... which family member did you say was watching it? Smile

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The cat-from-next-door isn't from next door. Shocked
I spoke to the lady next door today and she thought it was mine.

So now he has a snotty nose, I suppose I ought to take the twat to the vets, seeing as how he spends most of his time in my house. Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: 23:37 - 21 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

^^^Cats have 'owners' Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: 23:54 - 21 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

I thought hellkat might object to being called a human food fetcher.
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PostPosted: 00:17 - 22 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

^^^Going to the shop for catfood increases the likelihood of discovering cakes along the way so can't see a problem.
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PostPosted: 00:45 - 22 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

We don't know who his "other owners" are. He seems to spend the most time at my house (80% of the day) and I can't allow him to be that unwell (at first he was sneezing, and now he has a constantly properly snotty nose, running like that 6-year-old primary schoolkid nobody ever wants to play with) - aside from the risk it poses to my own cats and the rest of the neighbourhood, I can't let the poor thing keep snuffling and snorting like he is, he's not wheezing, but has to breathe through his mouth most of the time. No animal should have to be like that.

Plus, yeah, cake.
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PostPosted: 19:50 - 22 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Getting 41 bird's eye chicken dippers in a pack of 42. Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: 20:13 - 22 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Getting 41 bird's eye chicken dippers in a pack of 42. Evil or Very Mad


You really didn't count them did you? Laughing
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PostPosted: 20:21 - 22 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

recman wrote:
Getting 41 bird's eye chicken dippers in a pack of 42. Evil or Very Mad

Captain 'Paedo' Birds Eye probably left one stuck up the cabin boy.

Excuse the fowl joke....
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PostPosted: 20:30 - 22 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:
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Getting 41 bird's eye chicken dippers in a pack of 42. Evil or Very Mad


You really didn't count them did you? Laughing


Bit ocd isn't it? Embarassed
Rip off Britain needs to know.
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PostPosted: 21:01 - 22 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

recman wrote:

Rip off Britain needs to know.


It's you who keeps those three grizzled old prunes on TV is it?
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PostPosted: 21:30 - 22 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

recman wrote:

Bit ocd isn't it? Embarassed
Rip off Britain needs to know.


Don't they have the * next to them, to let you know it's an approximate?

Of course, to avoid this you can take some scales in future, and weigh each pack before you decide which one to take?
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PostPosted: 21:52 - 22 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

I got 13 sausages in a pack of 12 Tescos finest pork chipolatas once. I was delighted. Dance! Ever since I hunt
through a few packs before I choose the pack I buy just in case there's another like it on the shelf.
My favourite supermarket sausage by country mile. I deconstruct them at Christmas to make home made gourmet sausage rolls. Cool
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PostPosted: 22:07 - 22 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mrs did a 21 mile walk for charity and was rather proud of her achievement

Bloke in pour local commented saying it wasn't that hard to do

On roads maybe but on unpaved canal paths its different
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PostPosted: 22:08 - 22 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Also body guard deleting a post about not know what day it was or if life was real Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: 18:16 - 23 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Haven't I? I'll do that right away then Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 10:28 - 24 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Got dentist appointment today.
Uncharacteristically terrified of impending injection*

Being quite a baby about it.
May need spliff to cope.

Won't be working rest of the day after that.







* I've learnt to just accept the momentary pain of those, cos its better than the actual pain of drilling/extraction without - but this one will be in the roof of my mouth, at the front Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: 10:37 - 24 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bin day tomorrow and as the wife is away gallivanting in Northern Ireland, daughter and I haven't been very good at putting rubbish in correct bins and bags for the nice recycling men to leave if they don't like anything in there. Rolling Eyes Fussy buggers.

So we have decided fuck recycling, we are going to kill the earth and put everything in black bags.

There is something satisfying about flaunting authority even if it's only the binmen Embarassed
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PostPosted: 10:53 - 24 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

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We've recently been told we'll be on bi weekly collections of non recyclable waste from 6th Nov and be
fined £80 if we are found to be putting recycleables in amongst it. Apparently this is to reduce costs yet the
council has just purchased a brand new fleet of recycling collection lorries. Odd. I don't recall seeing the old ones
broken down in random places all over the borough, nor are the new ones any different to the old ones. I've come
to the conclusion that this has been done because it's nobodies job to clean the old lorries and they are a bit dirty now.
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PostPosted: 12:01 - 24 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

grr666 wrote:
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We've recently been told we'll be on bi weekly collections of non recyclable waste from 6th Nov and be
fined £80 if we are found to be putting recycleables in amongst it.
Apparently this is to reduce costs yet the
council has just purchased a brand new fleet of recycling collection lorries. Odd. I don't recall seeing the old ones
broken down in random places all over the borough, nor are the new ones any different to the old ones. I've come
to the conclusion that this has been done because it's nobodies job to clean the old lorries and they are a bit dirty now.


How will they know? Open every single black bag a check the contents Shocked
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PostPosted: 12:24 - 24 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

We have been on bi-weekly collections for a couple of years now. Twas a pain at first, but once you adapt and sort your sh*t, it isn't a problem.

Helps if you live on a street with lots of old folk who don't make much rubbish though, as whenever I can't fit stuff into my bin I go out late at night and fill theirs...
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PostPosted: 12:31 - 24 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

The red poppy/white poppy debate. The way I see it, people that want to wear a white poppy do so because they are smug idealists in the John Lennon 'give peace a chance' manner. That's fine and each to their own, but it isn't fine to politicise the matter and look down on red poppy wearers as somehow morally inferior.
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PostPosted: 16:12 - 24 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ended up worrying myself about nothing, fam.
My dentist is a magician.

I pre-warned his nurse that I was feeling a bit out-of-sorts about it, and she had him primed to treat me with kid gloves.
The man should be knighted.

If you need a dentist and can afford private, he's well worth the trouble of going all the way to Fulham to visit.

Cool

hellkat wrote:
Got dentist appointment today.
Uncharacteristically terrified of impending injection*
Being quite a baby about it.
May need spliff to cope.
Won't be working rest of the day after that.

[size=7]* I've learnt to just accept the momentary pain of those, cos its better than the actual pain of drilling/extraction without - but this one will be in the roof of my mouth, at the front[/size] Crying or Very sad

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