Todays - What grinds my gears *ARCHIVE*

[Rogerborg]

[Diggs]

There's a euphemism if ever I read one!
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Now - Speed Triple, old ratty GS550, GSXR750M
Gone (in order of ownership) - Raleigh Runabout, AP50, KH125, GP125, KH250, CBX550, Z400, CB750FII, 250LC, GS550, ZXR750H1, Guzzi Targa, GSX750F, KH250 x2, Bimota SB6R and counting...

[hellkat]

I was once banned from a forum entitled the Seedy X Bar and Grill


WAY back in about 1997/98.

Its owner, a cantankerous old Chinese New Yorker, has since seemed to have acquired a nostalgic fondness for me, and has even added me to his list of FB friends (leading one to ponder just how desperate is he for real genuine friends and not just hangers-on)

Not that I bother any more - I used to enjoy trolling (20 years ago, before it got all competitive) - nowadays not so much.


hellkat
no life like low life
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[Freddyfruitba...]

Emailed my niece a £25 Amazon voucher for her 21st birthday at uni about a week ago, but as per, the little ungrate can't even be arsed to fire me back a two-word reply.

And of course if I check (either via her or parents) to see if it arrived OK, that will be (rightly) interpreted as me being a whinging git.

Anyway. Last present she gets from me, so, end of.
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KC100->CB100N->CB250RS--------->DL650AL2->R1200RS->R1250RS

[Chuffin Nora]

[recman]

[Speedy2007]

[Nobby the Bastard]

😂
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
Sprint ST 1050

[dodsi]

[Freddyfruitba...]

[NJD]

Seasonal blessings are upon us or me: a stiff steering lock (albeit only tonight and hopefully a temporary thing) and idiot lemon cagers who can't drive in the dark.

I did much enjoy the spectacle -- from a distance -- of the cager that flew out of a junction onto a single lane winding road, was all over the place and stopped dead twice to let cars at a junction out: we're talking at random and not like oh there's a line of cars ahead and a yellow box junction lets be nice, full retard.. wouldn't be surprised if I was tailing a stolen car given it was something like a land rover.
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The do it all, T̶h̶e̶ ̶b̶r̶o̶k̶e̶n̶ ̶o̶n̶e̶,̶ ̶T̶h̶e̶ ̶b̶i̶g̶ ̶l̶u̶m̶p̶,̶ ̶C̶h̶o̶n̶g̶ ̶N̶o̶o̶d̶l̶e̶

[M.C]

[Rogerborg]

[Polarbear]

[Polarbear]

Just had the TV licensing checker round.

TBH I can't moan that much, he was very polite and fucked off after asking me if I had a TV which of course I dont.

Mind you, that could be because I'm dog sitting my mates very big grumbly Wolf that was looking at him like he was lunch.
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Triumph Trophy Launch Edition

[andyscooter]

fucking parcel force have stuck again


awaiting a parcel for my niece that my mum has ordered through me

tracking says delivered
I signed for it(according to tracking)
I should have it



I has no parcel and was at work when it was delivered

will contact seller on ebay
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gilera runner vxr200 (chavped)
if its spelt wrong its my fat fingers and daft auto correct on my tablet

[AshWebster]

Got back from Norway - trip away with an awesome Texan girl i'd met a few months ago and her 'gay' English friend.

Or so i thought.

1 day into the trip i find out hes bi, and has a massive hidden crush for this girl. Cue him cockblocking me for the rest of the holiday - even so petty as to call front seat when im driving so she cant sit in the front with me.

He's not good looking btw - not being arrogant or anything just shes waaaay out of his league (probably mine too tbh but ive already done stuff with her so ..)

Third wheeling (or so it felt like because no sex, no nothing!) in the most expensive country on the planet was a new experience....

i mean i could have told her but what will that achieve other than making me look like a jealous dick trying to come between her and her mate and ruined the holiday completely.

fml
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Honda cg125 J reg peice of shit ---> CB650F ---> 2016 CBR600RR
Ford KA ---> 93' MR2 ---> 94'MR2 ---> 98' Subaru WRX STI Ver 3 (track car)

[recman]

[Hong Kong Phooey]

[Nobby the Bastard]

Bring them to bbq...
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
Sprint ST 1050

[P.]

[M.C]

[hellkat]

A mate sent me an "erotic novella" to cast my editorial eye over, and give an opinion. She wants me to judge it in "her words" so that she can send it back to the author and give the iimpression it is her opinion (not mine).

Just read it your fucking self, luv
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[ackack]

Elusive needle bearing 17x24x17 that would appear can only be bought from Honda for crazy money.
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"fli hi mi angle"

[M.C]

Dog hair.