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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha
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PostPosted: 11:25 - 16 Nov 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

cold greggs steak bake = ebola bake
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PostPosted: 12:15 - 16 Nov 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

ackack wrote:
Elusive needle bearing 17x24x17 that would appear can only be bought from Honda for crazy money.


Are you positive about the size?

https://www.bearingboys.co.uk/bearingsearch.cgi?insidedia=17&outsidedia=24&type=&width=18
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PostPosted: 18:17 - 16 Nov 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:
ackack wrote:
Elusive needle bearing 17x24x17 that would appear can only be bought from Honda for crazy money.


Are you positive about the size?

https://www.bearingboys.co.uk/bearingsearch.cgi?insidedia=17&outsidedia=24&type=&width=18


According to the parts microfiche, BEARING, NEEDLE, 17X24X17 (KOYO)
Part number 91071MY1005
I've since found one for £25 delivered and I think that's the best I can do. Honda dealer wanted £35
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PostPosted: 20:24 - 16 Nov 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bodyguard wrote:
The women in Greggs no matter where I go in the country always have a sour face.

My steak bake was also cold.

They have to pay tax if they (were to) reheat for you. That and they hate you.
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PostPosted: 23:17 - 16 Nov 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bodyguard wrote:
The women in Greggs no matter where I go in the country always have a sour face.

My steak bake was also cold.


I like the chicken bake. Always scalding hot and yummy. Always found the women in Gregg's quite cheery.
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PostPosted: 23:33 - 16 Nov 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

As a non-meat eater their Veg bakes offend me. Christ knows what they do to the meat ones.

Indigestion = 2 Greggs Cheese and Onion pasties. Wub
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PostPosted: 00:52 - 17 Nov 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Do you eat juicy wet cunt?


Yet another literary gem! Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 01:04 - 17 Nov 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bodyguard wrote:
Howling Terror wrote:
As a non-meat eater

Do you eat juicy wet cunt?


Why do you want him to tell you what it tastes like?

Its the only way you get to find out, because you'll never get to taste it you toothless mong!
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PostPosted: 10:19 - 17 Nov 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

<Bodyguard>

Fat birds who sweat a lot.

</Bodyguard>

Actual grind, we're talking sloppy-fat who stink of sour sweat.

Your right to channel your inner fertility goddess ends at my nostrils.
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PostPosted: 11:58 - 17 Nov 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bodyguard wrote:

Do you eat juicy wet cunt?


Why would you post that comment? was that even called for?
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PostPosted: 15:59 - 17 Nov 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Licking a sausage is allowed as is kissing a burger.
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PostPosted: 23:18 - 17 Nov 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

King29 wrote:
Why would you post that comment? was that even called for?

Stand down, noob
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This is how we roll.
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PostPosted: 23:21 - 17 Nov 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

I am narked because I bought one of those neck pillow thingies and was just starting to get a good snooze in...

(No in-flight food or scratchcards for me, ta, hanging up the Do Not Disturb sign more often on flights nowadays)

... when the old coot in the window seat decided he wanted to go a wee.

Silly old fool. Get a catheter. Mad

Also annoying salesperson in duty free shop bouncing up to me and talking over me, several times, not even listening to me say I'm not interested in Miller Harris. Eventually after stating very clearly that MH was not my preferred brand, he said "So what is your preferred brand"
"Serge Lutens"
"Well we don't have that here"
"I know"
*silence*
exit hellkat stage left towards Tom Ford franchise...
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PostPosted: 07:01 - 18 Nov 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nearly became a statistic on the way to work. Pootling down the motorway, go to change lane, do shoulder check as I start to move, see headlight that was nowhere to be seen a second ago. Abort. Abort.
Bike flashes past with a friendly bounce of the rev limiter.

In my defence, he shot past like I was standing still on a motorway even after that, so he wouldn't have felt a thing if he'd gone into me.

So if you were on a silver CBR600RR on the M606 this morning, sorry-mate-I-nearly-didn't-see-you.
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PostPosted: 13:19 - 18 Nov 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:

Also annoying salesperson in duty free shop bouncing up to me and talking over me, several times, not even listening to me say I'm not interested in Miller Harris. Eventually after stating very clearly that MH was not my preferred brand, he said "So what is your preferred brand"
"Serge Lutens"
"Well we don't have that here"
"I know"
*silence*
exit hellkat stage left towards Tom Ford franchise...


I don't know what any of those things are but a worrying and annoying trend now creeping in for airport terminals moving from a shopping mall type set up to funnelling you through a shopping area from security towards the main waiting hall, being pestered by salesepeople in a shop you didn't even ask to be in, with mongs who turn up 4 hour's early and have all the time in the world to waste standing in the middle of the aisle blocking it up. As someone who aims to be at those horrible places no more than 15 mins before the gate closes it's just needless, giant toblerone induced hell.
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PostPosted: 13:45 - 18 Nov 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

While we're on the subject of air travel, what is it with those people you see milling around in departures who look as if they can hardly dress themselves, let alone afford & book a flight and navigate security?

They're the ones who get in the way, stop dead in front of you when you're in a hurry and generally clutter up the place.

I know economy airfares have democratised air travel, but come on.....there are limits Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 14:02 - 18 Nov 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Am I disappointing you? <<<Correct use of a question mark. Razz
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PostPosted: 22:06 - 18 Nov 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bodyguard wrote:
My body is battered and bruised. Now I've got a full blown cold to contend with and I'm very tired. Might sleep.


aches, lethargy and flu like symptoms

Sounds like HIV, been sucking off strangers in the park again?
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PostPosted: 22:30 - 18 Nov 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Slightly irked today by an old Scottish geezer. I was in a charity shop, British heart foundation, Scottish gent arguing over the price of a 2nd hand table. "Aye but it's 2nd hand, and there's a mark on it, LOOK". "Go on take the poond I am offering ye, go on tek it". Relentless, on and on he went. In the end he ranted "GO ON STICK IT UP YE!" and walked off. Bizarre, it is a charity shop, you know; for charity.
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