Todays - What grinds my gears *ARCHIVE*

[AldridgePrior]

Old bastards doing 25 or 30 mph in 60 mph roads with queues of traffic. Ok once in a while but it seems now there's hundreds of them. The system is always needing cash. Well, they have plenty of it. Fine them.

[Dave70]

They've fooked up sugar puffs.

Not only have they removed the word sugar from the name (now called honey monster puffs) but, they've also removed a serious amount of sugar from the product, making them practically taste healthy.

Not bought them for a couple of years or so. Much disappointment was had this evening when I needed a munchies fix.

Also, our bin men did a fantastic job of putting A5 sized stickers on everybodys wheelie bins today, to notify everyone of the collection times over the festive period.

Problem was, they stuck them over all the house numbers on the bins and left them all clustered together at the end of the alley way. Not sure if this grinds my gears or amuses me tbh.
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2012: R125 killed by white van. 2016 R125 killed by 30,000 miles of redline. Current: 2016 Kawasaki ER6f.

[hellkat]

[hellkat]

This italian laptop I managed to blag.
Its not got an apostrophe key ...
Do Italians hardly ever use apostrophes, then?
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[M.C]

[Hong Kong Phooey]

[Pete.]

[Beehive Bedlam]

I've just got back from 1942 and the first thing I see is an arse bandit.

[fw750x]

Hawkeye Your Pockets May well be Filled with Rain Water But is the Inside of the Jacket Dry ? The Last Hein Gericke Jacket i Bought the Insides Stayed Dry Despite how Bad the Rain was. But the Pockets Always filled with Rain Water and the Jacket weighed a Ton weight Completly Water Logged But the Inside was always Dry. Unless you Spend Huge amounts of Money Most Jackets are like this Now, The only part of "Waterproof" in a Jacket is the Inner membrane

[recman]

Hangovers.

[duhawkz]

[Hawkeye1250FA]

[Dave70]

[grr666]

Not feeling at all Christmassy. We've had a few cards, but we've no decorations up and my annual Christmas eve
tree collection is unlikely to happen this year as I fear the dog will either have it over or eat something dangling from it
and end up at the vets. I've bought a couple of last minute gifts for the wife and that's it. Sent no cards, done zero
food or booze shopping, bought no gifts for family. Just CBA with the whole thing this time around. I'm not usually this anti
not sure whats different this year.
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[chickenstrip]

[hellkat]

I was gonna get a tree so we could laugh at the cats knocking it over, but I haven't.

I might just get stoned, go to Midnight Mass in Mayfair, and sleep right through the rest of it.
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[Freddyfruitba...]

Forum Posts Where Every Word Is Capitalised For No Reason, And i Am Even More Irritated When Words Which Should Have Been Capitalised Are Not.
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[AldridgePrior]

The JQ. Every day it grinds my fucking gears.

[hellkat]

All my household power just went off, because British Gas didn't properly process my smartmeter payment (which I topped up yesterday as soon as it started beeping at me!).

Just as I am desperately trying to finish the ARTERIAL section of this goddamn book (whingey nagging email first thing this morning from my client).

I powered my way through the VENOUS section yesterday, thinking I only had a little bit more left to do before I could send it off to the publisher, but no ... the arterial section is just that little bit more complicated (and a dozen pages longer) than I had anticipated.

And of course I hadn't saved the last half an hour of correction to the 52-page document, had I.

Luckily I had a nice Scottish lady (called Shaheera) to talk me through putting the emergency credit on, and then processing my own smartmeter payment from the details on yesterday's confirmatory email.


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[hellkat]

[Hong Kong Phooey]

[AldridgePrior]

[hellkat]

Is that like a posh version of Popmaster?
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[Beehive Bedlam]

Made the mistake of going to Asda at 4pm instead of 4am it was rammed with ugly greedy bastards buying several gallons of milk etc.

It's only Monday for fuck sake. Christmas is a fucking week away and it's not like it isn't open on Christmas eve anyway. Fucking retards.

So I asked myself just why and made a beeline for the exit without purchasing anything but not before getting bumped into by the most horrifically ugly bitch I've ever clapped eyes on.

As a consequence I've had to have a shitty frozen pizza for tea which tasted like shit.