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Howling Terror
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PostPosted: 17:57 - 19 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

^^^Take solace in all the times you got away with it.

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PostPosted: 18:44 - 19 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Howling Terror wrote:
^^^Take solace in all the times you got away with it.


Isn't that like saying that the Titanic sailed for 100's of miles before it sank though?

Sending hugs.
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PostPosted: 18:55 - 19 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

No, it's like saying 'Thank fuck they didn't get me that time I did 170 on the M5 whilst I had 2 tabs of acid in my pocket and half an ounce of solid stuffed down the boots' .

Of course that is purely hypothetical as we all know speedometers over read.

Oh and as of a few weeks ago I became a non smoker.
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PostPosted: 19:01 - 19 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

My wife just dropped a great piece of news on me. She has found a Winter hack, great news, bad news is I'm going to collect it. Apparently it is in London, Mile end to be precise. So that's train, tube with multiple stops and about 175 miles to ride back a GSX 600 tpot. Can't wait (not).
Freezing cold, raining no doubt, at least the bike has heated grips so I won't freeze well at least my hands won't. Sunday morning here I come.
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PostPosted: 19:07 - 19 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

^^^^^^

With no due respect, WTF are you on about?
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PostPosted: 19:27 - 19 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Your (let us presume) loving wife has sourced a motorcycle for you and your gripe is that YOU have to get it.

My heart bleeds for you.

Actually scrap that.

It's obvious your wife hates you and purposely chose a shite bike in a shite location and the complete bitch also payed for it.

I hate your wife too.

Please accept my apologies.
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PostPosted: 19:31 - 19 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Howling Terror wrote:
Your (let us presume) loving wife has sourced a motorcycle for you and your gripe is that YOU have to get it.

My heart bleeds for you.

Actually scrap that.

It's obvious your wife hates you and purposely chose a shite bike in a shite location and the complete bitch also payed for it.

I hate your wife too.

Please accept my apologies.



No, the bike is for HER, she had a VFR for sale on here, I also had a wanted advert on here for a bike for HER. She sold her VFR because it's cold and horrid and she'd rather catch the bus. Now she hates bus folk so she wants another bike. Apologies for the confusion. I agreed to collect the bike. I was hoping it would be local and not the smoke.
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PostPosted: 19:48 - 19 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shag a prozzie whilst you're there. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 20:59 - 19 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd just wait it out and get something closer. It'll be a dog.
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PostPosted: 21:05 - 19 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

King29 wrote:
Howling Terror wrote:
Your (let us presume) loving wife has sourced a motorcycle for you and your gripe is that YOU have to get it.
My heart bleeds for you..

No, the bike is for HER, she had a VFR for sale on here, I also had a wanted advert on here for a bike for HER. She sold her VFR because it's cold and horrid and she'd rather catch the bus. Now she hates bus folk so she wants another bike. Apologies for the confusion.

OK, so you have a (let us presume) loving wife who's into bikes.
My heart bleeds for you too.
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PostPosted: 21:48 - 19 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Paddy. wrote:
I'd just wait it out and get something closer. It'll be a dog.


61k 1998 plate, 6 months mot, Paddy; you are probably correct.
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PostPosted: 23:08 - 19 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

King29 wrote:
Paddy. wrote:
I'd just wait it out and get something closer. It'll be a dog.


61k 1998 plate, 6 months mot, Paddy; you are probably correct.

Lots of people on here who probably would have checked it out for you.

I have a (actual) Jew lady who keeps on writing me bad cheques Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: 05:15 - 20 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

I may or may not be the owner of a worthless piece of paper in the shape of a £50 note, for the sum of £32.10.

I've really got to get one of those money tester pens.
Or one of those blue light things.
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PostPosted: 09:26 - 20 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
I may or may not be the owner of a worthless piece of paper in the shape of a £50 note, for the sum of £32.10.

I've really got to get one of those money tester pens.
Or one of those blue light things.


I bought some off eBay a year or two back, check every note now. I got done a couple of times for £50 and a £20. Pens were 2 for £1.19 free delivery, worth every penny. The blue light lets you see the embedded £20 or £50 hologram and the pen turns the paper black if it's a forged note.
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PostPosted: 09:28 - 20 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Howling Terror wrote:
Shag a prozzie whilst you're there. Thumbs Up

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PostPosted: 09:48 - 20 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
one of those money tester pens.

No need, the £50 note is a fake.
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PostPosted: 13:42 - 20 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mehhhh.
I just know its gonna be.
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PostPosted: 13:50 - 20 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm kind of surprised that you don't have the whole cab bathed in UV light, if only to disinfect it.

Anyway, I thought you were a cynical money-on-the-nightstand-up-front ride now? Why so trusting? You're in London.
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PostPosted: 13:58 - 20 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah well, I'm a "Kick me in the head once, oh do that again and I'll see if I like it any better the next time" kind of girl.

I have an industrial-sized bottle of hand gel for disinfecting purposes Laughing
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PostPosted: 16:19 - 20 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
Yeah well, I'm a "Kick me in the head once, oh do that again and I'll see if I like it any better the next time" kind of girl.


Is anal included in that, if so taxi for me plz.
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PostPosted: 16:35 - 20 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Paddy. wrote:
hellkat wrote:
Yeah well, I'm a "Kick me in the head once, oh do that again and I'll see if I like it any better the next time" kind of girl.


Is anal included in that, if so taxi for me plz.



I tried anal once.


It fucking hurt and I'm not gonna let anyone else do it to me.
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PostPosted: 00:44 - 21 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

It doesn't hurt the second time.
(so I'm told ... Shifty )
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PostPosted: 00:54 - 21 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

I took the £50 note in a paki shop, after I'd had dinner with the Russians (plural), and told the guy I was a taxi driver (showed him me badge) and that I was given this by a passenger, and I asked him if he had a one of them pens I could check it with (I was buying some Red Bull as well, so I wasn't takinbg the piss).

So he held it up to the light and said, Its genuine, cos you can see the £50 sign and something about the picture of the queen.

But I have a feeling in my water that's not always the best way to tell.

So I've rubbed it on a bit of white paper and a tiny bit of pink rubbed off, so I guess it must be real (that was the way I was taught to check in the knocking shop)

Once he'd handed me back the bullseye, the cheeky cunt behind the jump was trying to flirt with me, saying he'd give me a kiss for £50. Shut the fuck up mate, I can hardly understand what you're saying let alone trying to flirt with me Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes

Jesus. You be nice to these guys, but when they see a taxi driver badge, all they see is a woman with the ability to earn her own money, ergo life on easy street. Wanker!

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Still gonna get one of them pens, or maybe a portable bluelight thingie. Idea
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PostPosted: 02:48 - 21 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not a lot of point if they are changing all the notes to these plastic ones is there?
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