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PostPosted: 23:24 - 12 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:
I don't mind people 'customising' as long as they aren't ruining a classic.

I mean, you can hardly do anything but improve a standard plastic maggot or the such like.

As for above, an orange engine could look wonderful with a black frame and lime green bodywork Cool

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Even better than this Mr. Green


That looks like a box of orange and lime tic tacs, in a bad way.
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PostPosted: 00:31 - 13 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bogeyman wrote:
I've develpoed an anger problem in the past few weeks people are fucking me off more than usual.


We noticed.... **sarcasm**
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PostPosted: 05:50 - 13 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Look at the fucking time!
Just LOOK at it.

Had to drink some Red Bull to get my arse to work in the car for a few hours. But dare not jeopardise passengers by staying out too long when tired.
Nearly fell asleep on the A13 on the way home after just 4 hours. Shocked Mad
Needed more Red Bull to finish some work I had promised someone else by this morning.
Only just finished it now.
And I'm hungry too.

Not been to bed yet (pointless anyway, as BigFella away Rolling Eyes )
Going now.
Taking some toast and jam.
Sulking.

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PostPosted: 06:15 - 13 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Too tired to make toast.
Bed is cold due to lack of mountain gorilla
... and I didn't notice until I had taken off all my clothes.
Nips could cut glass Mad
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PostPosted: 09:48 - 13 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fap.
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PostPosted: 18:54 - 13 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

For reasons I don’t understand, I’ve developed back ache?
Where this come from beats me Evil or Very Mad

I wouldn’t mind but it’s not like I’ve done any heavy work recently?
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PostPosted: 18:58 - 13 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:
I don't mind people 'customising'

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PostPosted: 21:29 - 13 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Using any lane, including the left, to go right on a roundabout seems to be standard practice in and around Stevenage, particularly anywhere near the A1. And if indicators are used they don't seem to mean anything. Also the dicks who regularly force their way onto the mile-long off-lane right at the last minute. Get in the (moving) queue! Worse, the odd occasion when it doesn't work and they finish up stationary in the middle lane, indicating left with juggernauts taking evasive action into the outer lane.
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PostPosted: 21:37 - 13 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ste wrote:


OK, that's just abuse Laughing
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PostPosted: 21:37 - 13 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kawasaki Jimbo wrote:
Stevenage.


I like Stevenage, it makes me glad to get back to Luton.
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PostPosted: 21:47 - 13 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

recman wrote:
Kawasaki Jimbo wrote:
Stevenage.


I like Stevenage, it makes me glad to get back to Luton.

Laughing I try to avoid Luton but I took the car there few days ago to pick up my re-chromed forks from Philpot's. I've been expecting some sort of fine in the post for getting lost and driving up a bus-only lane, then chucking a U-turn on a yellow box junction to recover the situation.
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PostPosted: 09:15 - 14 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nearly choked on a bit of toasted crumpet this morning, barely five minutes after the Big Fella had left for work.

Was doing that "swallow, swallow, try not to panic" thing to clear it, simultaneously wondering whether I had time to just put on a bra and pants before staggering out to the street to request someone give me a Heimlich manoeuvre ... and trying to tell myself that I couldn't die because if my mother had to fly over for my funeral so soon after my younger sister's, it would probably kill her (hey ...!! Thinking Idea ... Laughing )

... but eventually I managed to cough it up.

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PostPosted: 10:54 - 14 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
...just put on a bra and pants...


Fappity fap.
Are you doing this on purpose?
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PostPosted: 17:55 - 14 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
Nearly choked on a bit of toasted crumpet this morning, barely five minutes after the Big Fella had left for work.

Was doing that "swallow, swallow, try not to panic" thing to clear it, simultaneously wondering whether I had time to just put on a bra and pants before staggering out to the street to request someone give me a Heimlich manoeuvre ... and trying to tell myself that I couldn't die because if my mother had to fly over for my funeral so soon after my younger sister's, it would probably kill her (hey ...!! Thinking Idea ... Laughing )

... but eventually I managed to cough it up.

Rolling Eyes

You nearly dies but I fapping too. Embarassed
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PostPosted: 18:00 - 14 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

recman wrote:
hellkat wrote:
...just put on a bra and pants...


Fappity fap.
Are you doing this on purpose?


I've seen her, fully clothed mind.

Still fapped.
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PostPosted: 19:51 - 14 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

chuggers knocking at the door Sad
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PostPosted: 20:45 - 14 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bought some garlic bread for tea on the way home, it came in a pack of nine slices what fucking use is nine slices to two people.

Nine its not even a fibonacci or a prime number.
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PostPosted: 22:50 - 14 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

My little Gretsch has gone bang.

I'm proper sad (most people will be relieved) as I wrote a lot of songs on the wee gretsch.
When my friend had left his missus with nowt but a black binbag he couldn't face going back for his guitar. I loaned him the wee gretsch and it perked him up for months until he bought a full size one and gretchy was back with me.

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My thoughts are the glue has failed thus putting more pressure on the screw which incidentally don't have much wood behind them.
I've let Gretsch know but don't expect a reply. It was £89 when new but I see some selling for +200 now. They were an excellent playing and sounding instruments...maybe just flawed.

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PostPosted: 23:36 - 14 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ugly weather.

Destroyed bike cover hook rendering cover a sail and exposed it to crappy elements all day while out and about. More annoyed about potential prying eyes.

Oh well, at least tomorrow looks ride-able for first time in like two weeks.

Is it our two days of summer yet?
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PostPosted: 00:17 - 15 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bogeyman wrote:
You actually bother going to the trouble of using a cover while you're out? Though saying that you are one of the forums first class sad acts.


No, I was out minus the bike.

Thanks for the compliment, really take your opinion to heart and all. Laughing
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