Todays - What grinds my gears *ARCHIVE*

[duhawkz]

[hellkat]

[Suntan Sid]

[hellkat]

[hellkat]

Hope that helps you guys with non-fap material.

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[Hong Kong Phooey]

[Polarbear]

[Howling Terror]

[Tracey Suntan-King]

I just took an IKEA holdall bag thingy full of wood shavings, sawdust and paint scrapings to the tip today.

Just as I tipped it over a gust of wind blew it all back over me. I looked like a dirty labradoodle*

I'm going to be untangling the wood curls from my real curls for hours now...........grrrr



*Not a euphemism.
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[Howling Terror]

^^^Go for a Sinead O'Connor?
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[Hawkeye1250FA]

Knobheads.

Another dickhead in a "fast" car that isn't happy with the speed a motorcycle goes round muddy wet leafy country lanes at night.

Merc up my arse leaving Manchester on the lanes for a bit - ignored it.

He then turned off down "route 1" that I know comes out the same way I'm going ... it is slower. I carry on down route 2 and eventually get to Holmes chapel. (The point he comes out) no sign of him.

20 minutes later he arrives behind me at warp speed and tailgates again (in a 60 - I'm doing 70)

Overtakes as we enter a 50 - which then leads to traffic lights (which are red)

Dick

Tap on his window. Comes down about 3cm.... tell him his overtake was top notch. 👌

He says something but I miss it as I have music playing.

Advised him he's a bit of a cock.

He went home and rethought his life choices and cried for a bit.
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[thx1138]

Seen a job I can do, perfect for me, my cv means I'm surely guaranteed an interview. It's full time though which I do try to avoid as I prefer part time work.

But, it's in sodding Milton Keynes, no way am I commuting to MK every day. Harumph.

[andyscooter]

Got to bwe up at stupid o clock and at work before I normally get up

Am opening up tomorrow so need to be in early
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[Howling Terror]

Hawkeye1250FA I've been travelling to the office at a different time and caught up with Massive Fat Man on 50cc scooter again. He used to ride in the gutter...through potholes..over twigs..through puddles and I thought he was a god....a god that was likely to die but a god nontheless, however he has now removed his hi-viz jacket and taken to riding in the center of the road at 29mph and is tailgated within a meter of his life. Not far from where you travel as it happens...The difference is he didn't make a show of himself by tapping on car windows at the traffic lights.

Take your own advice made in a previous thread and pull over if you feel in danger.
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[chickenstrip]

Mind you, mopeds should be banned.

Also:

[Hawkeye1250FA]

[M.C]

[chickenstrip]

[hellkat]

Took some Chinesey people to the Shard today, as we arrived there were some dragon dancers banging away at the front of the hotel. They got all excited and I got excited with them; I do like a nice dragon dance.

Don't tell Grr666, but this weekend its Chinese New Year, and its the year of the dog on heat ...
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[hellkat]

Also:
Picked up a nice little part time temp job in Chelsea, til April if I'm lucky

And some semi-regular valuation/surveyors work finally turned up just before my sister bought a ticket on the Crematorium Express.

Then this morning my book-writing Italian surgeon announced he has seven books in the pipeline. ?seven? I can't even pull my finger out of my arse long enough to write one! Maybe it's like tattoos, it gets easier after you've had your first one ...

Not even mentioning the minicabbing which I will prolly still do (albeit part time) cos I had just taken out another 12 weeks rental with them

But the dosh will come in useful, as I am playing seriously bad catch-up after my short but very expensive NZ trip.

And that doesn't include the stuff I do for free

If a candle had 8 ends like an octopus or a spider, I'd be burning all 8 of those motherfuckers.

I could really do with a housework slave and a cups-o-tea slave to help me get through.
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[hellkat]

Oh I'm too tired.
I thought I was posting in the Oils Geared thread
Daft old bint.



I'll be dotting my T's and crossing my I's if I'm not careful. And driving the wrong way up one-way streets,

Oh wait ... I already do that
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[Dave70]

[Rogerborg]

[hellkat]

[hellkat]