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thx1138 wrote: | Thought it more a case of BBC cutbacks over recent years, no talent left to take up slack, so she ended up on everything |
One of the funniest things was listening to the Al Beeb commentator during the Snowboarding Men's Halfpipe.
He'd clearly done some research to learn all the moves, 360's, 1080's etc, but some of the "down with the kids" phrases he was coming out with had all the genuine feeling of your granny quoting gangster rap.
It's a shame really, in 2014 they actually sounded like they knew what they were talking about. ____________________ TZR250 2MA road, TZR250 1KT road, TZR250 2MA race, TDR250, YZF-750R Boost colours.
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These fucking cats!
They co-ordinate their "mad half hour" sessions so that each cat has one consecutively, starting usually at 4.30am.
This morning it was Dennis, going "kerthump" in the bath.
At first I thought it was a rat, imagining that Lawrence was chasing it round in there, although I was hoping not as I couldn't hear it squeaking.
So as I was busting for a wee, so I put my slippers on to protect my feet and ventured in, only to find Dennis in the bath sliding around and Lawrence on the other side, sitting below the her line of vision, clearly winding her up.
I thought she couldn't get out (because only three legs) and I lifted her out, only for her to attempt to get straight back in again, so in fact she was most likely batting Lawrence over the top of the bath causing herself to fall over, before repeating again and again. And again. And again.
So I'm up now anyway. I might as well go and do some work ____________________ Not nearly as interesting in real life. |
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my neighbourhood is pretty good, the downside is it's an old victorian housing estate
lots of terrace houses, tardis like inside, but all close together, all day every day, somewhere builders will be in knocking them about, cos someones just bought it to do up and sell, or bought it and wants to change it, or is putting a roof extension in
then, when the builders knock off, the diy'ers start up
never a day without banging, hammering, sawing and power tools |
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hellkat wrote: | These fucking cats!
They co-ordinate their "mad half hour" sessions so that each cat has one consecutively, starting usually at 4.30am.
This morning it was Dennis, going "kerthump" in the bath.
At first I thought it was a rat, imagining that Lawrence was chasing it round in there, although I was hoping not as I couldn't hear it squeaking.
So as I was busting for a wee, so I put my slippers on to protect my feet and ventured in, only to find Dennis in the bath sliding around and Lawrence on the other side, sitting below the her line of vision, clearly winding her up.
I thought she couldn't get out (because only three legs) and I lifted her out, only for her to attempt to get straight back in again, so in fact she was most likely batting Lawrence over the top of the bath causing herself to fall over, before repeating again and again. And again. And again.
So I'm up now anyway. I might as well go and do some work |
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Chancers who make silly offers.
I have one boat up for sale. I'm not that bothered whether it goes or not but would quite like a steam boat before I get too old and broken to play with one.
ring ring - Hello
Hey mate ( I'm not your mate). I'm looking at the narrowboat you have for sale, I see it needs quite a bit of work (It doesn't).
<After 5 minutes of waffle where I never said a word>
I'll give you £14000 for it and that's a good price. (I have it on for £18500 and that IS a good price)
My response 'Fuck off' Obviously.
Now that isn't very witty or insulting but I'm struggling to think of a suitable response for when the next one phones (yes, there will be a next one, I seem to attract them).
So, short of shoving a knobcat down the phone, has anyone got a really really insulting put down I can use. ____________________ Triumph Trophy Launch Edition |
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People who come into the office when they have a cold.
We have a ridiculously sick leave policy (i.e. there isn't one!) and everyone has the ability to work from home. Not one person bar perhaps reception need to be in the office.
Always some germ factory who has to be a hero.
Wankers. ____________________ Like a Yorkie - I'm not for the girls |
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Polarbear wrote: | Chancers who make silly offers.
I have one boat up for sale. I'm not that bothered whether it goes or not but would quite like a steam boat before I get too old and broken to play with one.
ring ring - Hello
Hey mate ( I'm not your mate). I'm looking at the narrowboat you have for sale, I see it needs quite a bit of work (It doesn't).
<After 5 minutes of waffle where I never said a word>
I'll give you £14000 for it and that's a good price. (I have it on for £18500 and that IS a good price)
My response 'Fuck off' Obviously.
Now that isn't very witty or insulting but I'm struggling to think of a suitable response for when the next one phones (yes, there will be a next one, I seem to attract them).
So, short of shoving a knobcat down the phone, has anyone got a really really insulting put down I can use. |
Just try "You know what mate, you shouldn't be even calling if you're too poor to afford the boat, have you thought about a kayak?".
It'll either quieten them or wind the chancing fuckers up good and proper. ____________________ I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realise that what you heard is not exactly what I meant |
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I was mid-way through typing a huge (and entirely tedious) whinge about an infuriating situation I've managed to get myself into, workwise but in fact ... a phone call interrupted my frantical post-typing, and has satisfactory resolved the problem. All I have to do is an email wriggling myself out of doing the work.
Woot
One door shuts, another one opens.
Or in this case, too many doors opened at once, and one door had to shut. Happily the most annoying, complicated, boring and badly paid door was the one to shut first. Yay. ____________________ Not nearly as interesting in real life. |
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Polarbear wrote: | Chancers who make silly offers.
I have one boat up for sale. I'm not that bothered whether it goes or not but would quite like a steam boat before I get too old and broken to play with one.
ring ring - Hello
Hey mate ( I'm not your mate). I'm looking at the narrowboat you have for sale, I see it needs quite a bit of work (It doesn't).
<After 5 minutes of waffle where I never said a word>
I'll give you £14000 for it and that's a good price. (I have it on for £18500 and that IS a good price)
My response 'Fuck off' Obviously.
Now that isn't very witty or insulting but I'm struggling to think of a suitable response for when the next one phones (yes, there will be a next one, I seem to attract them).
So, short of shoving a knobcat down the phone, has anyone got a really really insulting put down I can use. |
heh I gave a rowing boat (my mates old tender for his house boat) away on freecycle, and people wanted to know if it came with a trailer and could I deliver
we would have kept it, we made a trolley to get it across the park to the river, about 2mins away, but it was too wide to fit down the pavement between the lamposts, and too much of a faff to get it around the streets cos of traffic |
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Your keyboard is fucked mate. |
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Your keyboard is fucked mate. |
Fuck I've been hacked ____________________ Module 1 and 2 passed - October 2014. Happy owner of a 2017 Z1000SX, ex owner of a YBR125 / CB500 / VFR800. |
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 6 years, 64 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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