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Nobby the Bastard
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PostPosted: 22:52 - 22 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Fuck I've been hacked Very Happy

Could have been worse, could have been ste'd....
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PostPosted: 22:55 - 22 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
Nobby the Bastard wrote:
Could have been worse, could have been ste'd....


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PostPosted: 23:14 - 22 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
Not been paid for the extra hours I have done last month

Honest mistake by gaffer as didn't change it on the system
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PostPosted: 15:27 - 23 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
grr666 wrote:
Nobby the Bastard wrote:
Could have been worse, could have been ste'd....


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That one made me purrrrrdy.
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Nobby the Bastard
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PostPosted: 16:21 - 23 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
grr666 wrote:
Nobby the Bastard wrote:
Could have been worse, could have been ste'd....


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https://i.imgur.com/YhzujE0.jpg
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PostPosted: 17:38 - 23 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
Nobby the Bastard wrote:


https://i.imgur.com/YhzujE0.jpg


Is that the Ste?

I could be in love.
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PostPosted: 18:21 - 23 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
I was so upset to find it wasn't the funny looking ukranian dude with the hat and the cigarette. Crying or Very sad
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Nobby the Bastard
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PostPosted: 20:09 - 23 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
Howling Terror wrote:
Nobby the Bastard wrote:


https://i.imgur.com/YhzujE0.jpg


Is that the Ste?

I could be in love.


Yes

grr666 wrote:
I was so upset to find it wasn't the funny looking ukranian dude with the hat and the cigarette. Crying or Very sad


Not as upset as I was to find out he lived 200 yards from the house I'd just bought...
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PostPosted: 22:09 - 23 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
Nobby the Bastard wrote:
Not as upset as I was to find out he lived 200 yards from the house I'd just bought...


https://www.citizensadvice.org.uk/housing/problems-where-you-live/complaining-about-your-neighbour/

https://www.citizensadvice.org.uk/law-and-courts/discrimination/taking-action-about-discrimination/taking-action-about-harassment/
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PostPosted: 22:36 - 23 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
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PostPosted: 22:37 - 23 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
^^^^Asking for a friend Embarassed
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Nobby the Bastard
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PostPosted: 22:42 - 23 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
Tracey Suntan-King wrote:
^^^^Asking for a friend Embarassed


I can get the bungalow to bbq, but not ste.

Not for the want of trying, though.
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PostPosted: 15:47 - 24 Feb 2018    Post subject: My eyes... Reply with quote
Me eyes.

Had a routine eye test.

Asked to do a field of vision test, performed poorly. Have to go back for another test and if it's as bad, be 'referred'. Given the DVLAs impeccable track record of fucking over people, hard. I suspect I'll be waving bye bye to my driving license before the end of 2018.
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PostPosted: 16:01 - 24 Feb 2018    Post subject: Re: My eyes... Reply with quote
LustyLew wrote:
Me eyes.

Had a routine eye test.

Asked to do a field of vision test, performed poorly. Have to go back for another test and if it's as bad, be 'referred'. Given the DVLAs impeccable track record of fucking over people, hard. I suspect I'll be waving bye bye to my driving license before the end of 2018.


Don't panic, Mr Mainwaring.
I suffered that same indignity, ended up getting sent to Moorfields, and had a series of similar tests only to be told that I wasn't developing glaucoma or ocular high BP, I just had thicker corneas than expected.
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PostPosted: 16:02 - 24 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
You could be my neighbour for just £255k which is £30k more than they bought it for last summer. Shocked
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PostPosted: 17:47 - 24 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
So I'm outside doing my weekly bike maintenance and what I do hear out of all things, the fucking ice cream man buzzing round the estate.

Mate my bollocks have nearly disappeared up into my body because it's that cold, the sun might be out but it's fucking February - Christmas adverts coming on in September piss me off enough but this.

Maybe I'm just getting old..
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B0ndy wrote:
So I'm outside doing my weekly bike maintenance and what I do hear out of all things, the fucking ice cream man buzzing round the estate.

Mate my bollocks have nearly disappeared up into my body because it's that cold, the sun might be out but it's fucking February - Christmas adverts coming on in September piss me off enough but this.

Maybe I'm just getting old..

Do they sell hot dogs?
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PostPosted: 18:05 - 24 Feb 2018    Post subject: Re: My eyes... Reply with quote
LustyLew wrote:
Me eyes.

Had a routine eye test.

Asked to do a field of vision test, performed poorly. Have to go back for another test and if it's as bad, be 'referred'. Given the DVLAs impeccable track record of fucking over people, hard. I suspect I'll be waving bye bye to my driving license before the end of 2018.


i've had some of those, and yet I only need reading glasses, I think that at the end of all the tests my eyes are so tired, I just fail. they rebook for a field vision test and its is fine. Though, I am on a "special list" to get tested every three months.

mother-in-law failed twice in a row and sent to see a specialist, who basically said "meh" and "your fine" after a some tests.
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PostPosted: 18:14 - 24 Feb 2018    Post subject: Re: My eyes... Reply with quote
thx1138 wrote:
LustyLew wrote:
Me eyes.

Had a routine eye test.

Asked to do a field of vision test, performed poorly. Have to go back for another test and if it's as bad, be 'referred'. Given the DVLAs impeccable track record of fucking over people, hard. I suspect I'll be waving bye bye to my driving license before the end of 2018.


i've had some of those, and yet I only need reading glasses, I think that at the end of all the tests my eyes are so tired, I just fail. they rebook for a field vision test and its is fine. Though, I am on a "special list" to get tested every three months.

mother-in-law failed twice in a row and sent to see a specialist, who basically said "meh" and "your fine" after a some tests.


My eyes are a complete mess from the day I was born. I've been in and out of Moorfields more times than can remember. Every time is the same; "sorry Mr LustyLew, the damage is done, nothing we can do."

It's all just very frustrating. I'd gladly go deaf for 20/20 vision. Trying to explain to people why you don't like meeting in dim lit bars/clubs is usually simplified to "I'm a blind cunt".

Urgh! I blame my mother! I was so desperate to get out of her I nearly lynched myself on the umbilical cord 10 weeks early! Laughing
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PostPosted: 18:17 - 24 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ste wrote:
You could be my neighbour for just £255k which is £30k more than they bought it for last summer. Shocked

It's a good game to be in. 25k profit in four months is my current record.
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Nobby the Bastard
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PostPosted: 18:39 - 24 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
grr666 wrote:
Ste wrote:
You could be my neighbour for just £255k which is £30k more than they bought it for last summer. Shocked

It's a good game to be in. 25k profit in four months is my current record.


Or you could be stuck with Ste as a neighbour for the next 20 years.

FML.
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Her grand kid have turned up to stay Evil or Very Mad
They’ve been in the house 5 minutes and they have already been rude and GREEDY Twisted Evil
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Her grand kid have turned up to stay Evil or Very Mad
They’ve been in the house 5 minutes ant they have already been rude and GREEDY Twisted Evil

No doubt a discipline free environment at home. A lot of it about these days.
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No doubt a discipline free environment at home. A lot of it about these days.


Agreed, that and they’re vermin.
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Can you not teach them some manners whilst they are there?

"Gently" reinforcing certain rules that they must obey even if only whilst they are in your house.


Grandad Pepperami makes us ask before we take an apple from the fruitbowl.

Grandad Pepperami makes us say please and thank you.

Grandad Pepperami won't let us play the Playstation until we've eaten all our broccoli.

Grandad Pepperami makes us wash our hands after we've been to the toilet...
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