Todays - What grinds my gears *ARCHIVE*

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[Loui5D]

[hellkat]

Just finished a night's worth of Jen la taxi (following an afternoon of super shrink-sec in chelsea) am finally heading home but can't get a parking space in my own road, have to walk half a block, not usually an effort EXCEPT as I backed into the space it started to rain and now it's pissing down so I am still in the car til it stops.


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[Beehive Bedlam]

Dry tickly cough. I've been awake most of the night cough cough cough.

[hellkat]

Got a grey pube stuck in there from one of your elderly fan club?

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[grr666]

It could be some hardened jiz, I imagine that's a sod to get off of the tonsils. Never mind gummy bear, get well soon.
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[CBFcarl]

One of those days.

Didn't sleep very well. Go to the pharmacy to pick up my prescription and despite having ordered it 2 days ago, they haven't got it from the doctors yet. On my way to work in the car, and it comes up with an error message and keeps going into limp mode randomly, like a schizophrenic spastic. Get to work and most of the estate has broken down, meaning busy stressful day. Working til 6 today and tomorrow, so I'm going to struggle to get the car into a garage before the weekend, and to top it off the dishwasher leaked all over the kitchen floor overnight.

GAH!
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thx1138 wrote: Well if you had a car, I'd bet it would smell like urine had had drunken sex with vomit and made a poo baby.
Polarbear wrote: They are all old now. Probably had more abuse that a Rotherham schoolgirl.
Hellkat wrote: I want to know if Nigella smells of garlic, or just minge.

[Freddyfruitba...]

When you need to contact some company or other with a query, and choose to use email or the form on their website rather than the phone (eg because you're at work and can't make a call, or because you know you'll end up on hold listening to Barry Manilow for 40 minutes); and instead of emailing back with the (simple) answer they leave you a voicemail saying 'thanks for your message please will you give me a ring back'
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[hellkat]

The traffic is SO BAD out there that I have given myself the night off.

As I am currently doing a day job and a night job, I think I can afford to have the odd day off when the traffic is as ridiculously snarled as it has been yesterday and today.

I nearly lost my rag last night and its entirely possible I earned myself at least two tickets for traffic injunctions ... I just had to get out of there.

I'm not going out there again tonight

In fact ... I think I'll treat myself to a nice spliff
Not had one for AGES, working too hard.
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[Rogerborg]

[hellkat]

Well believe it or not, sometimes it's even worse than that.

On such days ... I take a sabbatical.
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[grr666]

[hellkat]

OK so if it makes you feel better, I didn't get round to having the spliff, cos I've only got some of that really couchlocky stuff on board, and I figured if I am going to have to be working on the weekend (to make up for having today off ) then a spliff hangover is probably not the best thing to have if one plans to convey the general populace about the metropolis.

So I had several easy-peelers and a small bag of Mini Cheddars instead.


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[grr666]

I ran out three days ago and am supposed to be laying off it a bit. It's not the weed, it's the garbage I eat and
the sheer quantity I get through when I'm mashed. All eaten at the wrong time of day. i.e. Just before bed. smh
I know it's bad because I had to buy new leathers last week TWO sizes bigger than my goto pair. At this rate I'll have
a bigger butt than that Karcrashian tart. #gettingtubby
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[Pete.]

[thx1138]

Nordic walkers.

[Courier265]

Failed MOT and some cunt parked his car outside my house, on a bus stop as well... Been there since 11am, still there now @ 1547.

I took photo's and sent them to the shit parking society on Facebook

[hellkat]

I really fancy a roast dinner today but all those cvnts taking their mothers to Sunday Lunch will mean all the relevant places are packed.


Even going to Tesco and getting myself a rib of beef and a bag of King Edwards involves throngs of frantically-purchasing people.

It's a good thing I didn't finish Friday night's curry.
But it's just not the same
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[Pete.]

[hellkat]

I can cook just fine.
But now some donuts have arrived (instead of flowers) so I think I shall go back to bed and stay there for the duration.
Supposed to be going out to a talk in Shoreditch, but too cold, too stoned.
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[Courier265]

[LustyLew]

Todays rant is sponsored by Panadol!

I constantly get pounding headaches. Same place every time. Feels like someoen is ramming a knitting needle in my right eye.

Doctor says teeth grinding.
Dentist says 'maybe', but only shelling out £500 will provide an answer. Try optician.
Optician doesn't see any reason for my current issues to cause headaches.

I'm at the point where I just want to put my head through the wall!
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[pepperami]

[Beehive Bedlam]

I wish winter would just fuckoff.