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Posted: 01:23 - 08 Mar 2018 Post subject: |
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Just finished a night's worth of Jen la taxi (following an afternoon of super shrink-sec in chelsea) am finally heading home but can't get a parking space in my own road, have to walk half a block, not usually an effort EXCEPT as I backed into the space it started to rain and now it's pissing down so I am still in the car til it stops.
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Dry tickly cough. I've been awake most of the night cough cough cough.
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Got a grey pube stuck in there from one of your elderly fan club?
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It could be some hardened jiz, I imagine that's a sod to get off of the tonsils. Never mind gummy bear, get well soon. ____________________ Currently enjoying products from Ford, Mazda and Yamaha
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CBFcarl Nearly there...
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When you need to contact some company or other with a query, and choose to use email or the form on their website rather than the phone (eg because you're at work and can't make a call, or because you know you'll end up on hold listening to Barry Manilow for 40 minutes); and instead of emailing back with the (simple) answer they leave you a voicemail saying 'thanks for your message please will you give me a ring back' ____________________ KC100->CB100N->CB250RS--------->DL650AL2->R1200RS->R1250RS |
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Posted: 20:49 - 09 Mar 2018 Post subject: |
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The traffic is SO BAD out there that I have given myself the night off.
As I am currently doing a day job and a night job, I think I can afford to have the odd day off when the traffic is as ridiculously snarled as it has been yesterday and today.
I nearly lost my rag last night and its entirely possible I earned myself at least two tickets for traffic injunctions ... I just had to get out of there.
I'm not going out there again tonight
In fact ... I think I'll treat myself to a nice spliff
Not had one for AGES, working too hard. ____________________ Not nearly as interesting in real life. |
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Well believe it or not, sometimes it's even worse than that.
On such days ... I take a sabbatical. ____________________ Not nearly as interesting in real life. |
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OK so if it makes you feel better, I didn't get round to having the spliff, cos I've only got some of that really couchlocky stuff on board, and I figured if I am going to have to be working on the weekend (to make up for having today off ) then a spliff hangover is probably not the best thing to have if one plans to convey the general populace about the metropolis.
So I had several easy-peelers and a small bag of Mini Cheddars instead.
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I ran out three days ago and am supposed to be laying off it a bit. It's not the weed, it's the garbage I eat and
the sheer quantity I get through when I'm mashed. All eaten at the wrong time of day. i.e. Just before bed. smh
I know it's bad because I had to buy new leathers last week TWO sizes bigger than my goto pair. At this rate I'll have
a bigger butt than that Karcrashian tart. #gettingtubby ____________________ Currently enjoying products from Ford, Mazda and Yamaha
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I really fancy a roast dinner today but all those cvnts taking their mothers to Sunday Lunch will mean all the relevant places are packed.
Even going to Tesco and getting myself a rib of beef and a bag of King Edwards involves throngs of frantically-purchasing people.
It's a good thing I didn't finish Friday night's curry.
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Todays rant is sponsored by Panadol!
I constantly get pounding headaches. Same place every time. Feels like someoen is ramming a knitting needle in my right eye.
Doctor says teeth grinding.
Dentist says 'maybe', but only shelling out £500 will provide an answer. Try optician.
Optician doesn't see any reason for my current issues to cause headaches.
I'm at the point where I just want to put my head through the wall! ____________________ Like a Yorkie - I'm not for the girls |
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LustyLew wrote: | Todays rant is sponsored by Panadol!
I constantly get pounding headaches. Same place every time. Feels like someoen is ramming a knitting needle in my right eye.
Doctor says teeth grinding.
Dentist says 'maybe', but only shelling out £500 will provide an answer. Try optician.
Optician doesn't see any reason for my current issues to cause headaches.
I'm at the point where I just want to put my head through the wall! |
Ask your doctor for a CT scan of your head! , it could be that bad aids.
Seriously, ask for scan, constant headache is not a good indicator? ____________________ I am the sum total of my own existence, what went before makes me who I am now! |
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 6 years, 44 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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