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recman
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PostPosted: 21:03 - 15 Mar 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I wish winter would just fuckoff.


I'm sure the feeling is mutual.
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PostPosted: 01:21 - 16 Mar 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

pepperami wrote:
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Todays rant is sponsored by Panadol!

I constantly get pounding headaches. Same place every time. Feels like someoen is ramming a knitting needle in my right eye.

Doctor says teeth grinding.
Dentist says 'maybe', but only shelling out £500 will provide an answer. Try optician.
Optician doesn't see any reason for my current issues to cause headaches.

I'm at the point where I just want to put my head through the wall! Brick Wall

Ask your doctor for a CT scan of your head! , it could be that bad aids. Shocked

Seriously, ask for scan, constant headache is not a good indicator?


Drill a hole in your head to let the bad bits out.

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PostPosted: 10:53 - 16 Mar 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:
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I have an old Black & Decker in my shed Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 14:23 - 16 Mar 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Stallion. wrote:
02 & UKMail.

Arranged to collect my new phone from the shop as I wasn't going to be home to sign for it but 02 put my mum's address instead (registered billing address) and this couldn't be changed according to the fuckwit on the phone until it had been dispatched. Fucked 02 off and tried sorting it myself which I thought I had.

Rearranged to collect it from a depot instead as my mum wasn't going to be home to sign for it either but UKmail have sent it out for delivery anyway this morning attempted to deliver it and failed.

So I'm not getting it today and will need to collect it tomorrow from the depot however it's forecast heavy snow all day and I'm unlikely to get out of the street on my bike. So now I've got to try and borrow a fucking car off someone to collect it tomorrow before 12 or else it will be sent back to 02.

Brick Wall


You are getting a new phone?

Should have mentioned it!
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PostPosted: 14:37 - 16 Mar 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

dodsi wrote:
Stallion. wrote:
02 & UKMail.

Arranged to collect my new phone from the shop as I wasn't going to be home to sign for it but 02 put my mum's address instead (registered billing address) and this couldn't be changed according to the fuckwit on the phone until it had been dispatched. Fucked 02 off and tried sorting it myself which I thought I had.

Rearranged to collect it from a depot instead as my mum wasn't going to be home to sign for it either but UKmail have sent it out for delivery anyway this morning attempted to deliver it and failed.

So I'm not getting it today and will need to collect it tomorrow from the depot however it's forecast heavy snow all day and I'm unlikely to get out of the street on my bike. So now I've got to try and borrow a fucking car off someone to collect it tomorrow before 12 or else it will be sent back to 02.

Brick Wall


You are getting a new phone?

Should have mentioned it!


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PostPosted: 16:52 - 16 Mar 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Stallion. wrote:
02 & UKMail.

Arranged to collect my new phone from the shop as I wasn't going to be home to sign for it but 02 put my mum's address instead (registered billing address) and this couldn't be changed according to the fuckwit on the phone until it had been dispatched. Fucked 02 off and tried sorting it myself which I thought I had.

Rearranged to collect it from a depot instead as my mum wasn't going to be home to sign for it either but UKmail have sent it out for delivery anyway this morning attempted to deliver it and failed.

So I'm not getting it today and will need to collect it tomorrow from the depot however it's forecast heavy snow all day and I'm unlikely to get out of the street on my bike. So now I've got to try and borrow a fucking car off someone to collect it tomorrow before 12 or else it will be sent back to 02.

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PostPosted: 21:12 - 16 Mar 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:


You are getting a new phone?

Should have mentioned it!


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PostPosted: 22:23 - 16 Mar 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

bodytards new phone
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PostPosted: 22:44 - 16 Mar 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

The weather grinds my gears today. I was going to go for a ride on the MZ today, but the weather decided otherwise. Not only it was pouring all day long, but then the temperatures dropped and now it's snowing again. The sad part is, it was fairly warm and dry the whole week, but I had no time to go, so I planned it on this friday. Doh!
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PostPosted: 23:00 - 16 Mar 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

yeah weather is messing with my plans a lot at the moment Confused
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PostPosted: 23:53 - 16 Mar 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Having to shell out £1000 on dental treatment, I had the sedation as well which means I can't do anything for 2 days.

Sadly today's treatment was just the first of two treatments, total cost £2100... that's 3 weeks wages just on my teeth...
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PostPosted: 18:15 - 17 Mar 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Stallion. wrote:
I wish winter would just fuckoff.


Many think the same of you
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PostPosted: 21:35 - 17 Mar 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

I had plans to do some work on my winter work horse, snow and a bitter wind fucked up my plans for the weekend...
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PostPosted: 10:39 - 18 Mar 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

head hurty

my own fault for trying to work my way through the entire bar full of real ales in my old local (there was two Laughing )
its now owned by craddocks so had about 8 different beers to try

I did six but had had three in another old stomping ground pub of mine but it has turned into a real shithole
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PostPosted: 10:55 - 18 Mar 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Stallion. wrote:
I wish winter would just fuckoff.


I wish you would too xxx
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PostPosted: 11:00 - 18 Mar 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Winter wrote:
Gelding. wrote:
I wish winter would just fuckoff.


I wish you would too xxx


We all wish he would
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PostPosted: 11:07 - 18 Mar 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Winter wrote:
Stallion. wrote:
I wish winter would just fuckoff.


I wish you would too xxx


Weird sock. Probably 'tard's own doing.
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PostPosted: 12:51 - 19 Mar 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Took the covers off my Roadster this morning to go for a brap.

Popped back into the house to get my phone.

Back to car within 2 mins.

Bird has shat on the roof.

Grrrrrrrrr
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PostPosted: 13:23 - 19 Mar 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Old people.

I popped to COOP earlier to buy some bread and eggs.

Nothing on the shelf.

Because of the 0.2mm of snow over the last 2 days everyone of pensionable age has stocked up on bread milk and eggs.
There were apparently people over the age of 70 queuing at 6am to pillage the mornings delivery.
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PostPosted: 16:45 - 19 Mar 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tracey Suntan-King wrote:
Took the covers off my Roadster this morning to go for a brap.

Popped back into the house to get my phone.

Back to car within 2 mins.

Bird has shat on the roof.

Grrrrrrrrr


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PostPosted: 17:45 - 19 Mar 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fisty wrote:
Old people.

I popped to COOP earlier to buy some bread and eggs.

Nothing on the shelf.

Because of the 0.2mm of snow over the last 2 days everyone of pensionable age has stocked up on bread milk and eggs.
There were apparently people over the age of 70 queuing at 6am to pillage the mornings delivery.


Surprised the cold didn't kill them.

There's a thought, get Co-op to do an unannounced late opening. That'll help keep the number of free bus passes down. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 21:08 - 19 Mar 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

My working patterns and the weather are conspiring to make my gears ground Evil or Very Mad
I’m ending up working weekends and the weather has meant that my days off have not been very productive.
To cold and wet to do outside jobs, grumpy missus indoors Rolling Eyes Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: 21:34 - 19 Mar 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fisty wrote:
Old people.

I popped to COOP earlier to buy some bread and eggs.

Nothing on the shelf.

Because of the 0.2mm of snow over the last 2 days everyone of pensionable age has stocked up on bread milk and eggs.
There were apparently people over the age of 70 queuing at 6am to pillage the mornings delivery.


It not just shopping though, they steal all the early morning doctors appointment too, that really pisses me off. Try to get a the doctors early so i can get to back to work at a reasonable time.

You get in there at 07:30am and its full of nearly deads, why the fuck does somebody whose retired need to be out the house that early, never mind at the doctors. Selfish gits
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