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I want a new bike and I cant decide what I want! ____________________ Like a Yorkie - I'm not for the girls |
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Bikes do look better in black |
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Got up in the wee small hours this morning for piss.
Got halfway down the stairs and fell down the rest.
Initially thought I'd done some damage to my shoulder or broke my collar bone because of the pain but it must just be a muscular injury.
I'm sore now. |
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recman wrote: | Got up in the wee small hours this morning for piss.
Got halfway down the stairs and fell down the rest.
Initially thought I'd done some damage to my shoulder or broke my collar bone because of the pain but it must just be a muscular injury.
I'm sore now. |
Naproxen.... that will sort it... |
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Naproxen is good but it makes me dizzy and my eyes blurry ____________________ Not nearly as interesting in real life. |
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Day from hell - hellkat style
1. Run out of loopaper. Luckily bought babywipes night before.
2. Step out door, accosted by nosy neighbour wanting to know am I moving, why so many empty boxes brought in house this week? Tell them just having kitchen renovated soon, need to move everything out of kitchen. Cross fingers behind back.
3. Many lorries on The Highway.
4. Twenty minutes late for work due to neighbourly inquisition.
5. Parking ticket £40. At least car not towed this time.
6. Passenger, 21 years old, male, quite fit, enters car at Hammersmith Broadway and advises me he is going to be taking off his clothes on journey to West Acton (and replacing them with clean ones for second job). I can't peek because professional driver. Genuinely don't peek. Clearly getting long in tooth.
7. Stop to ponder what I was doing 21 years ago. Realise I was running away from home
8. Phone battery dies during conversation with potential next passenger. Spare energy pack won't charge phone. Threaten to throw leads out window.
9. Job cancelled, waiting time 32 minutes.
10. Next job LHR T2 pick-up - I hate LHR pick-ups
10a. Pick-up slightly improved by turning out to be young (and friendly) Finnish supermodel.
11. M4 closed and diversion around Parkway and A4.
11a. Supermodel tired, cold ("London not as warm as Greece") but still dewy, beautiful in a Nordic blonde eyebrows and plumped lips sort of way, cheekbones to die for. I, grumpy silent old bag, crazed lipstick, grey roots, "laughter lines".
12. Battery dies for second time halfway through final booking (but which includes large white fluffy dog called Henry), luckily I know where going.
13. All shops closed, no food available. Find Londis, get loopaper and milk. Hate Londis. Poky.
14. Just want home, tea, slippers, bed, bloke. Bloke not home. Am close to tears.
15. Post on doorstep includes motivational card from people who tell me God is always with me. Clearly, He is not today. Remind self of starving children in Africa.
14. Stomp off to put kettle on and find slippers.
15. Slug in slipper kisses my big toe and tells me it loves me
Salt+slug = slime ____________________ Not nearly as interesting in real life. |
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hellkat wrote: | Day from hell - hellkat style
1. Run out of loopaper. Luckily bought babywipes night before.
2. Step out door, accosted by nosy neighbour wanting to know am I moving, why so many empty boxes brought in house this week? Tell them just having kitchen renovated soon, need to move everything out of kitchen. Cross fingers behind back.
3. Many lorries on The Highway.
4. Twenty minutes late for work due to neighbourly inquisition.
5. Parking ticket £40. At least car not towed this time.
6. Passenger, 21 years old, male, quite fit, enters car at Hammersmith Broadway and advises me he is going to be taking off his clothes on journey to West Acton (and replacing them with clean ones for second job). I can't peek because professional driver. Genuinely don't peek. Clearly getting long in tooth.
7. Stop to ponder what I was doing 21 years ago. Realise I was running away from home
8. Phone battery dies during conversation with potential next passenger. Spare energy pack won't charge phone. Threaten to throw leads out window.
9. Job cancelled, waiting time 32 minutes.
10. Next job LHR T2 pick-up - I hate LHR pick-ups
10a. Pick-up slightly improved by turning out to be young (and friendly) Finnish supermodel.
11. M4 closed and diversion around Parkway and A4.
11a. Supermodel tired, cold ("London not as warm as Greece") but still dewy, beautiful in a Nordic blonde eyebrows and plumped lips sort of way, cheekbones to die for. I, grumpy silent old bag, crazed lipstick, grey roots, "laughter lines".
12. Battery dies for second time halfway through final booking (but which includes large white fluffy dog called Henry), luckily I know where going.
13. All shops closed, no food available. Find Londis, get loopaper and milk. Hate Londis. Poky.
14. Just want home, tea, slippers, bed, bloke. Bloke not home. Am close to tears.
15. Post on doorstep includes motivational card from people who tell me God is always with me. Clearly, He is not today. Remind self of starving children in Africa.
14. Stomp off to put kettle on and find slippers.
15. Slug in slipper kisses my big toe and tells me it loves me
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Well, I hope typing that lot out was a catharsis for you ____________________ Triumph Trophy Launch Edition |
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People who take their basket of shopping to the tobacco counter in supermarkets. |
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Wifie has just filled up her diesel Megane with fucking unleaded and driven it home. ____________________ Triumph Trophy Launch Edition |
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 5 years, 315 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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