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Courier265
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PostPosted: 22:23 - 08 Jun 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just been reading what that kunt khan has done now.....

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/money/cars/article-5820565/Vehicle-pollution-charges-cover-inner-London.html#reader-comments
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PostPosted: 22:36 - 08 Jun 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Water infection 2nd time in 10 months, bad enough but I have a job interview Monday morning for the NHS which is obviously going to have to be rearranged because if paracetamol don't fix me then will have to emergency appear at the Doctors instead. The last time the Doctor prescribed antibiotics that I told him I would be allergic to and they made me doubly incontinent for a week and flared up my ibs so badly that the stomach bloat - bloating has only recently settled down again.
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PostPosted: 23:33 - 08 Jun 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Switched my energy supplier and now I appear to be paying two companies for the same supply.
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PostPosted: 02:12 - 09 Jun 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

grr666 wrote:
"The headlights ... are stuck on full beam...
The ham fisted mare must have clumped them into full beam when signalling and then drove the rest of the way home burning oncoming peoples retinas out.

*looks thoughtful*
Are you sure she hasn't been using them to bully other motorists?
As if any woman would do such a thing ... Shifty
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PostPosted: 02:15 - 09 Jun 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:

Well, I hope typing that lot out was a catharsis for you Wink

It was actually.
Turning it into a comedy was what saved me from ending up in hysterical tears of frustration .
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PostPosted: 06:49 - 09 Jun 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:

*looks thoughtful*
Are you sure she hasn't been using them to bully other motorists?
As if any woman would do such a thing ... Shifty

She is the type of person the word "demure" was invented for. Not the bullying kind. Shes kind, a little reserved, modest
and pleasant. I remember telling you when we met for lunch that I couldn't even remember a time in 17 years when
she's raised her voice at anyone but our dog. If anything she was a little upset that she'd dazzled other drivers. During lights
101, I made her walk round the front while they were on full to demonstrate just why she was being flashed at.
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PostPosted: 10:23 - 09 Jun 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:
Wifie has just filled up her diesel Megane with fucking unleaded and driven it home. Evil or Very Mad


Is that steam boat still available? asking for a friend.
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PostPosted: 22:34 - 09 Jun 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

piazza wrote:
Polarbear wrote:
Wifie has just filled up her diesel Megane with fucking unleaded and driven it home. Evil or Very Mad


Is that steam boat still available? asking for a friend.


Sadly no!
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PostPosted: 05:52 - 11 Jun 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

One of my balls fell out last night. Best guess is it was when I was pulling my lid on or off. Crying or Very sad Hunted round on the floor
indoors for it but it's gone, replacement ordered and already on the way.
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PostPosted: 08:19 - 11 Jun 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

grr666 wrote:
One of my balls fell out last night. Best guess is it was when I was pulling my lid on or off. Crying or Very sad Hunted round on the floor
indoors for it but it's gone, replacement ordered and already on the way.


The mind boggles Laughing
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PostPosted: 08:35 - 11 Jun 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

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The mind boggles Laughing




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PostPosted: 12:17 - 11 Jun 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Washed the YBR yesterday for the first time in a while. When I agreed to buy it there were a number of scratches in the paintwork on the tank "we will sort them for you" said CMC and they did, Until I used a small amount of t-cut and a lot of the scratches have reappeared. CMC have now closed down in Stoke, What would they have used to cover them up? Bike is Metallic Silver.
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PostPosted: 15:00 - 11 Jun 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

stephen_o wrote:
Washed the YBR yesterday for the first time in a while. When I agreed to buy it there were a number of scratches in the paintwork on the tank "we will sort them for you" said CMC and they did, Until I used a small amount of t-cut and a lot of the scratches have reappeared. CMC have now closed down in Stoke, What would they have used to cover them up? Bike is Metallic Silver.


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PostPosted: 21:09 - 11 Jun 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

3 day ban on FB for posting someone else's content which I posted YEARS ago back when posting any old content was okay*, and which I had actually forgotten about.

Oh well. Swings and roundabouts.






*alright, so copyright infringement is never okay, but this was back in the day when "everybody did it anyway" Rolling Eyes

*sulks* Laughing
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PostPosted: 21:32 - 11 Jun 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

grr666 wrote:


Your really need to go ball-less...
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PostPosted: 20:45 - 12 Jun 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

M and P are really grinding my gears, today they really pissed me off.

April 29th I ordered a pair of boots on sale, still waiting, chased them up
and got a new delivery date which has past. Chased up again and the
new date is.........25TH july....THEY have my money already.... bastards.

The same shit happened last year with the puncture repair kit.....

It's been bugging me all farking day..
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PostPosted: 22:15 - 12 Jun 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Courier265 wrote:
M and P are really grinding my gears, today they really pissed me off.

April 29th I ordered a pair of boots on sale, still waiting, chased them up
and got a new delivery date which has past. Chased up again and the
new date is.........25TH july....THEY have my money already.... bastards.

The same shit happened last year with the puncture repair kit.....

It's been bugging me all farking day..


Demon Tweeks did this with my RST boots - Paid in early May, they missed 5 delivery/pickup dates, and I eventually got them in late August. They didn't want to know after they fell apart 9 months after I actually took delivery of them, saying they were out of warranty. Which is a pity, as they are a few hundred yards down the road from me, but I won't use them again.
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PostPosted: 22:27 - 12 Jun 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

ThatDippyTwat wrote:


Demon Tweeks did this with my RST boots - Paid in early May, they missed 5 delivery/pickup dates, and I eventually got them in late August. They didn't want to know after they fell apart 9 months after I actually took delivery of them, saying they were out of warranty. Which is a pity, as they are a few hundred yards down the road from me, but I won't use them again.


So you waited for the delivery, well I'm doing the same, thought it over
considering I've paid for them. I'm not using M and P again for boots.

What annoys me is the lack of customer service, their replies have been
pathetic, like they don't really give a fark. Going to bash them to fark
via Trustpoint...
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PostPosted: 08:48 - 13 Jun 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

The cat just jumped up on my desk and threw up into my boot.
Thanks for that, you fucking furry wanker.
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PostPosted: 08:52 - 13 Jun 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fucksticks! Now she's just hurled in the other corner of the living room.

Serves me right for giving them cat food from a tin that was opened two days ago, I suppose.

Right, that's it: everybody's having dry biscuits ONLY from now on. No more mushy cat food in gravy, jelly, casserole, or fucking soup for them.

TWICE! She's chucked up twice over there. Gross!

*outraged and grossed out of E16*

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PostPosted: 12:25 - 13 Jun 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm surprised that there's anything in cat food that can spoil.

They do pick their spots. No, don't puke on the lino or the laminate, make sure you get it right on the rug.


Minor grind, ordered more toy guns on Sunday from Polandshire (it's great being in the EU), heard nothing on Monday (Sad) , nothing on Tuesday (Crying or Very sad), got an email this morning in pretty good English saying that one £2.42 item in the order was out of stock, and wut do? How about SEND THE BLOODY ORDER 2 DAYS AGO WITHOUT IT OR SUBSTITUTE THE FUNCTIONALLY IDENTICAL £2.49 ITEM WHICH YOU ARE SHOWING IN STOCK, YOU EUROCHUMPS. Brick Wall
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PostPosted: 20:43 - 13 Jun 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Courier265 wrote:
some nigger scooter turd cut me up......

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This is a progressive forum. We say Urban, Diversity or Dindu round these parts.
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PostPosted: 21:40 - 13 Jun 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Director who keeps interfering by micromanaging, to the extent of changing fonts and formatting in team members spreadsheets and generally breaking them. wtf!
Previously had to tell him to lay off the temp payroll cover as he was about to walk out and no one would be getting paid. That worked for all of a week before it started over again.
Before I left this evening he walked in and effectively undid two days work and all the progress I'd made with one member of the team.

Contract ends in December.
Or maybe sooner.
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PostPosted: 11:59 - 14 Jun 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
Fucksticks! Now she's just hurled in the other corner of the living room.

Serves me right for giving them cat food from a tin that was opened two days ago, I suppose.

Right, that's it: everybody's having dry biscuits ONLY from now on. No more mushy cat food in gravy, jelly, casserole, or fucking soup for them.

TWICE! She's chucked up twice over there. Gross!

*outraged and grossed out of E16*


My cat has decided to have pissing issues.

Not pissing everywhere, more stress-fussing in/around the litter tray. She's got the hump because the cat-sitter visited. She'll be more pissed off when I'm away for the weekend and she'll have to rely on them for food/litter changes! I'll probably regret it!
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