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talking of buzzy flying things , we seem to be in the middle of a mosquito invasion around here .
I’ve been bitten three times now .
My lower leg looks like I’ve dropped a pizza on it .
Good old TCP to the rescue. ____________________ I am the sum total of my own existence, what went before makes me who I am now! |
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Diggs World Chat Champion
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Kids and putting too much stuff down the toilet, causing it to block. Then proceeding to empty their bowels on top of the already stinking mass, and buggering off leaving me to sort it out.
Macerating somebody else's turds by hand has fair spoiled my day... ____________________ Now - Speed Triple, old ratty GS550, GSXR750M
Gone (in order of ownership) - Raleigh Runabout, AP50, KH125, GP125, KH250, CBX550, Z400, CB750FII, 250LC, GS550, ZXR750H1, Guzzi Targa, GSX750F, KH250 x2, Bimota SB6R and counting... |
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stephen_o Spanner Monkey
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Diggs World Chat Champion
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I did learn the 'plastic bag over mop' trick though, and it worked. Gawd bless the internet! ____________________ Now - Speed Triple, old ratty GS550, GSXR750M
Gone (in order of ownership) - Raleigh Runabout, AP50, KH125, GP125, KH250, CBX550, Z400, CB750FII, 250LC, GS550, ZXR750H1, Guzzi Targa, GSX750F, KH250 x2, Bimota SB6R and counting... |
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Exploding LIPO's.... ____________________ a.k.a 'Geri'
132.9mph off and walked away. Gear is good, gear is good, gear is very very good |
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Fisty Super Spammer
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Horse Flies. A fucking gain.
Foot swollen and hurts to walk.
https://i.imgur.com/VieJiqo.jpg?1 ____________________ Quietly and consistently taking the piss.
TL1000R | Hayabusa | ZXR400 | TL1000S | Bandit 400 V
Fatter and faster than Fret |
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Fell off whilst drunken cycling....
https://i.imgur.com/Cfcl6Bf.jpg?1 ____________________ trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
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Ste Not Work Safe
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The RAF is 100 years old.
"Yay, we're so proud of them, aren't the flypasts wonderful!"
The military could use some extra funding.
"Feck off!" ____________________ Chickenystripgeezer's Biking Life (Latest update 19/10/18) Belgium, France, Italy, Austria tour 2016 Picos de Europa, Pyrenees and French Alps tour 2017 Scotland Trip 1, now with BONUS FEATURE edit, 5/10/19, on page 2 Scotland Trip 2 Luxembourg, Black Forest, Switzerland, Vosges Trip 2017
THERE'S MILLIONS OF CHICKENSTRIPS OUT THERE! |
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Soz and all that, but that flip flop is quite girly ____________________ Whether you think you can, or think you can't, you're probably right |
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Went training tonight and the heat was just mental!
I was finding it hard to breathe and had to stop
Never going to get fit by stopping, hey ho another day maybe. ____________________ I am the sum total of my own existence, what went before makes me who I am now! |
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Suntan Sid World Chat Champion
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 5 years, 290 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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