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JackButler
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PostPosted: 20:47 - 22 Nov 2020    Post subject: Wife Beaters? Reply with quote

Out & about walking the dogs this afternoon I bumped into an old skool friend of mine who happened to be married to a mate of mine for a few short years.

I distinctly formed the impression that she wasn't entirely comfortable with the encounter, but persevered nonetheless. The dogs seemed to be getting along just fine & as I've always enjoyed her company I kept up the conversation for old times sake.

I've known this gel since we were at infants & for a brief period she was one of the 'hangers on' when we hit puberty & started this incredible journey of smoking good weed, riding fast motorcycles & generally laughing at all of those who didn't.

We eventually sat down on a bench, talked about many of the things we had in common & then got down to the nitty gritty. "So why'd you leave him" I asked?

"Because he'd down a few pints & we'd go home & he'd kick seven bales of shit out of me". "Sometimes it was just because something hadn't gone his way & sometimes it was just for fun".

She told me about one night I cracked one of my better jokes & she couldn't help but laff out loud. He later blacked her eye 'cos we're obviously having an affair & she thinks my jokes are funnier than his !

I never knew this. I'm not in denial about the behaviour of any of those I choose to call 'mate' & nor do I judge them. Yet I never had this chap down as a wife beater. Thinking about it all this evening, lots of things begin to fall into place.

So, what I am asking the internety's is . . . . Is he still worthy of 'mate' status???
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Ste
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PostPosted: 21:26 - 22 Nov 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Are you familiar with the term 'Dirty Bertie'?
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Kawasaki Jimbo
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PostPosted: 21:31 - 22 Nov 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Imaginary mate.
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PostPosted: 21:39 - 22 Nov 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ste wrote:
Are you familiar with the term 'Dirty Bertie'?


Ste get off this website you old fuck Very Happy
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PostPosted: 21:52 - 22 Nov 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://youtu.be/tfLdpo1o3BU?t=9
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Ste
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PostPosted: 21:56 - 22 Nov 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

retrofly wrote:
Ste get off this website you old fuck Very Happy

Aren't you older than me? Razz
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Luke_Retrofly
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PostPosted: 21:58 - 22 Nov 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, so you should do as your told!
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Ste
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PostPosted: 22:11 - 22 Nov 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

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King29
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PostPosted: 12:38 - 23 Nov 2020    Post subject: Re: Wife Beaters? Reply with quote

JackButler wrote:

So, what I am asking the internety's is . . . . Is he still worthy of 'mate' status???


Mate status mate status! go into business with the cunt. SLAPPAL.

Get some business cards printed up:

'WIFE GIVING YOU GRIEF OR RUNNING HER MOUTH!'

'SLAPPAL - ONE TIME SOLUTION'

You could offer anything from a black eye and broken finger to 4 hours waterboarding. Prices on a sliding scale. If you see a miserable looking bloke in the pub, slip him a card; no questions asked.

This time next year you'll be a millionaire.
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Nobby the Bastard
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PostPosted: 15:32 - 23 Nov 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

It says a lot about the mentality (and even the mental faculties) of someone who seeks advice on an even hypothetical situation such as this.
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King29
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PostPosted: 16:19 - 23 Nov 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ste wrote:
Are you familiar with the term 'Dirty Bertie'?


We found 323 Clips with "Dirty Bertie"
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Paddy.
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PostPosted: 17:29 - 23 Nov 2020    Post subject: Re: Wife Beaters? Reply with quote

JackButler wrote:
Is he still worthy of 'mate' status???


No, you are not.
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PostPosted: 17:47 - 23 Nov 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Surprised Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 21:16 - 23 Nov 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

King29 wrote:
We found 323 Clips with "Dirty Bertie"


We found 32 Bikes with "JackButler"
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PostPosted: 22:11 - 23 Nov 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

And I thought my mental health was fucked.

You are Tritey and I claim my 5 Dagmars/32 bikes/dead baby
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PostPosted: 02:27 - 24 Nov 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

I winder how much difference there is between people how abuse their partners and people who claim to shoot at people picking mushrooms? both seem to me to easily to resort to violence with little or no reason.
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PostPosted: 11:01 - 24 Nov 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Weird that alcohol is legal and this seems his trigger,
See if you get him to stop drinking, If he laughs at you then walk away,
Certainly dont get further involved or he will just think you are shagging her,
My Mum married a wife beater, I remember being aged about 7 or 8 and having to jump out of an upstairs window to run and fetch help
Luckily he had a stroke a few years ago and is fucked up, I did laugh . . .
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Nobby the Bastard
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PostPosted: 17:41 - 24 Nov 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tbh I'm more of a spanker.
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PostPosted: 20:24 - 24 Nov 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nobby the Bastard wrote:
Tbh I'm more of a spanker.


Oh me too, love spanking the monkey..
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Nobby the Bastard
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PostPosted: 20:49 - 24 Nov 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Usually Mrs Bastards arse and tits tbh.....
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PostPosted: 22:30 - 24 Nov 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

And there's me expecting a thread about Stella.
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Fisty
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PostPosted: 23:44 - 24 Nov 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:
And there's me expecting a thread about Stella.


If a wife drinks Stella, would she self harm?
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to v or not to v
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PostPosted: 09:55 - 25 Nov 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

dated a crazy wench when i was younger. she liked to attack me then tell my family that i was beating her up.
she was a good lay though Laughing
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bhinso
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PostPosted: 21:14 - 25 Nov 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Who's sock are you anyway?
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Nobby the Bastard
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PostPosted: 22:01 - 25 Nov 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

bhinso wrote:
Who's sock are you anyway?


We should turn this into a tv programme.

He's not Donk's. Donk couldn't keep a bird and is probably a jaffa anyway. The two are probably related.
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