A Joke A Day

[recman]

There are three types of people in this world.
The type who can count and the type who can't.

[Easy-X]

There are 10 types of people in the world: those that understand binary and those that don't...

...I'll get my coat!
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Husqvarna Vitpilen 401, Yamaha XSR700, Honda Rebel, Yamaha DT175, Suzuki SV650 (loan) Fazer 600, Keeway Superlight 125, 50cc turd scooter

[Easy-X]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F4tFHroaQAADXnh?format=webp&name=small
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Husqvarna Vitpilen 401, Yamaha XSR700, Honda Rebel, Yamaha DT175, Suzuki SV650 (loan) Fazer 600, Keeway Superlight 125, 50cc turd scooter

[Easy-X]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F5WMwEsWEAAsWoI?format=webp&name=small
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Husqvarna Vitpilen 401, Yamaha XSR700, Honda Rebel, Yamaha DT175, Suzuki SV650 (loan) Fazer 600, Keeway Superlight 125, 50cc turd scooter

[RhynoCZ]

The fat pride movement is the only movement without any movement.
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'87 Honda XBR 500, '96 Kawasaki ZX7R P1, '90 Honda CB-1, '88 Kawasaki GPz550, MZ 150 ETZ
'95 Mercedes-Benz w202 C200 CGI, '98 Mercedes-Benz w210 E200 Kompressor

[to v or not to v]

https://i.imgur.com/3ZzFRml.jpg
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current bike Yamaha Thunderace.
its old and fat, but its a damned good ride. the bikes not bad either.

[duhawkz]

There 2 types of people in the world, those that extrapolate incomplete data
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"The guy is a worthless cunt and I honestly believe I would be a slightly happier person if he died." - Chris-Red

[to v or not to v]

https://i.imgur.com/dQTv71Z.jpg
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current bike Yamaha Thunderace.
its old and fat, but its a damned good ride. the bikes not bad either.

[RhynoCZ]

My son was chewing on electrical cords, so I had to ground him.

He's doing better currently, and conducting himself properly.
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'87 Honda XBR 500, '96 Kawasaki ZX7R P1, '90 Honda CB-1, '88 Kawasaki GPz550, MZ 150 ETZ
'95 Mercedes-Benz w202 C200 CGI, '98 Mercedes-Benz w210 E200 Kompressor

[to v or not to v]

https://i.imgur.com/JTQrBav.jpg
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current bike Yamaha Thunderace.
its old and fat, but its a damned good ride. the bikes not bad either.

[Ste]

It's international Jenga day and nine out of eleven Americans won't get this joke.

[Skudd]

[to v or not to v]

https://i.imgur.com/9FJEhtG.jpg
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current bike Yamaha Thunderace.
its old and fat, but its a damned good ride. the bikes not bad either.

[Easy-X]

[Easy-X]

https://i.imgflip.com/7zb1vs.jpg
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Husqvarna Vitpilen 401, Yamaha XSR700, Honda Rebel, Yamaha DT175, Suzuki SV650 (loan) Fazer 600, Keeway Superlight 125, 50cc turd scooter

[to v or not to v]

https://i.imgur.com/SuToSMK.png
____________________
current bike Yamaha Thunderace.
its old and fat, but its a damned good ride. the bikes not bad either.

[to v or not to v]

https://i.imgur.com/tQI6tvG.jpg
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current bike Yamaha Thunderace.
its old and fat, but its a damned good ride. the bikes not bad either.

[The Artist]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/79/Official_portrait_of_Liz_Truss_%28cropped%29.jpg/800px-Official_portrait_of_Liz_Truss_%28cropped%29.jpg

[MCN]

[DaddyStu]

She'd get a lecture afterwards though about screwin' up my pension!
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Daddystu
Zontes 125-G1 (part-ex'd). Yamaha Tracer 700.

[recman]

It only my second week working at the bicycle factory but they're so impressed, they've made me the spokesperson.

[MCN]

[recman]

[B1N]

[Tracey Suntan-King]