A Joke A Day

[to v or not to v]

https://i.imgur.com/JkSld49.jpg
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current bike Yamaha Thunderace.
its old and fat, but its a damned good ride. the bikes not bad either.

[Easy-X]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F8N2PoiWAAA3IKo?format=jpg&name=small
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Husqvarna Vitpilen 401, Yamaha XSR700, Honda Rebel, Yamaha DT175, Suzuki SV650 (loan) Fazer 600, Keeway Superlight 125, 50cc turd scooter

[Easy-X]

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Husqvarna Vitpilen 401, Yamaha XSR700, Honda Rebel, Yamaha DT175, Suzuki SV650 (loan) Fazer 600, Keeway Superlight 125, 50cc turd scooter

[to v or not to v]

https://i.imgur.com/L1AR0z4.jpg
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current bike Yamaha Thunderace.
its old and fat, but its a damned good ride. the bikes not bad either.

[Howling Terror]

2 blind men walk into a bar.
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Diabolical homemade music Bandcamp and Soundcloud
Singer songwriter, Artist and allround good bloke Listen to Andrew Susan Johnston here
The Harry Turner Project

[Skudd]

Heard about the two gay Judges?
The tried each other.

Two Irish gays
Michael Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmichael.

Young blond woman was in court for speeding. She sat on the Judges lap and got an Honourable discharge.

How do you confuse an Irish navvy?
Show him three spades and tell to take his pick.
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Famous last words of Humpty Dumpty. " Stop pushing me "
Petty Anarchists look at "1984".............. The Visionary looks at "Animal Farm".

[MCN]

What do you call an Irish shepherd?

Pat McColly

Did you hear about the Irish magician?

He pulled a hair out of his arse.
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Disclaimer: The comments above may be predicted text and not necessarily the opinion of MCN.

[Howling Terror]

Why did Humpty Dumpty push his girlfriend off the wall?

Because he wanted to see her crack.
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Diabolical homemade music Bandcamp and Soundcloud
Singer songwriter, Artist and allround good bloke Listen to Andrew Susan Johnston here
The Harry Turner Project

[Tracey Suntan-King]

[recman]

[RhynoCZ]

What’s Irish and sits outside all day and night?




Patty O’Furniture
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'87 Honda XBR 500, '96 Kawasaki ZX7R P1, '90 Honda CB-1, '88 Kawasaki GPz550, MZ 150 ETZ
'95 Mercedes-Benz w202 C200 CGI, '98 Mercedes-Benz w210 E200 Kompressor

[Polarbear]

[Howling Terror]

Told my wife I got a job at the bowling alley.

Tenpin? she said

No, permanent.
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Diabolical homemade music Bandcamp and Soundcloud
Singer songwriter, Artist and allround good bloke Listen to Andrew Susan Johnston here
The Harry Turner Project

[DaddyStu]

How'd you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.
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Daddystu
Zontes 125-G1 (part-ex'd). Yamaha Tracer 700.

[A100man]

Bloke walk up to the counter: 'Bottle of water, please'

Server: 'Still water?'

Bloke: 'I've not changed my mind..'
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Now: A100, GT250A, XJ598, FZ750

Then: Fizz, RS200, KL250, XJ550, Laverda Alpina, XJ600, FZS600

[RhynoCZ]

What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.
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'87 Honda XBR 500, '96 Kawasaki ZX7R P1, '90 Honda CB-1, '88 Kawasaki GPz550, MZ 150 ETZ
'95 Mercedes-Benz w202 C200 CGI, '98 Mercedes-Benz w210 E200 Kompressor

[to v or not to v]

[MCN]

[to v or not to v]

id expect nothing less from a BMW owner
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current bike Yamaha Thunderace.
its old and fat, but its a damned good ride. the bikes not bad either.

[MCN]

[to v or not to v]

https://i.imgur.com/a5xm42z.jpg
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current bike Yamaha Thunderace.
its old and fat, but its a damned good ride. the bikes not bad either.

[to v or not to v]

https://i.imgur.com/UaMaFk0.jpg
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current bike Yamaha Thunderace.
its old and fat, but its a damned good ride. the bikes not bad either.

[MCN]

[Raffles]

Thousands Lined Up For Black Friday As Stores Offered Prices From When Trump Was President.
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A good loser will always be a loser.

[Howling Terror]

I used to play the triangle in a reggae band but I left as it just one ting after another.
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Diabolical homemade music Bandcamp and Soundcloud
Singer songwriter, Artist and allround good bloke Listen to Andrew Susan Johnston here
The Harry Turner Project