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Howling Terror
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PostPosted: 00:18 - 15 Apr 2024    Post subject: Reply with quote
My neighbour recommended I use horse manure on my strawberries- I'm not doing that again... I'm going back to whipped cream.
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RhynoCZ
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PostPosted: 16:28 - 15 Apr 2024    Post subject: Reply with quote
Have you ever tried blind-folded achery?
No.
You don't know, what you're missing.
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DaddyStu
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PostPosted: 18:22 - 15 Apr 2024    Post subject: Reply with quote
RhynoCZ wrote:
Have you ever tried blind-folded achery?
No.
You don't know, what you're missing.


Can't see the point.
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Raffles
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PostPosted: 19:33 - 15 Apr 2024    Post subject: Reply with quote
(Q) What does a skeleton use for archery?
(A) A bone and marrow.
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RhynoCZ
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PostPosted: 18:54 - 16 Apr 2024    Post subject: Reply with quote
I have a half brother.

Different mothers?

No, shark attack.
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RhynoCZ
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PostPosted: 09:01 - 18 Apr 2024    Post subject: Reply with quote
As you know that Storks bring babies after pregnancy.
Do you know which bird prevents the pregnancy?
A swallow.
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