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A care worker gives a pet spider to a child with learning difficulties.
"Look after this spider for a week," the care worker says.
"Um, ok!" says the child, "but what should I do with him?"
"See if you can teach him a few tricks!" exclaims the care worker.
The boy agrees, and the following week the care worker returns.
"Have you tought the spider any tricks then?" asks the care worker.
"Yes, watch this!" says the boy.
"Spider, walk forwards three steps." The spider walks forwards three steps.
"Spider, walk backwards three steps." The spider walks backwards three steps.
The care worker looks on amazed. "Have you tought the spider anything else?" he asks.
"Sure," says the boy. He picks up the spider, pulls all of it's legs off and puts it back on the ground.
"Spider, walk forwards three steps." The spider doesn't do anything.
"Spider, walk backwards three steps." Again, the spider doesn't do anything.
Confused, the care worker asks the child what he's learned from all of this.
The child responds,
"Spider go deaf when you pull it's legs off." |
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So this blonde walks into a bar.........
................Ouch!!!................... ____________________ Mick |
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A woman cleaning her teenage son's bedroom finds a S&M/bondage magazine under his mattress. When her husband gets home she shows it to him and asks. "What should I do about this?"
He grinned and replied "Well I wouldn't spank him" ____________________ a.k.a 'Geri'
132.9mph off and walked away. Gear is good, gear is good, gear is very very good |
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So these 2 blondes walk into a bar!!!..........
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Ouch!!!..........Ouch!!!......................... ____________________ Mick |
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Britabroad wrote: | So these 2 blondes walk into a bar!!!..........
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Ouch!!!..........Ouch!!!......................... |
What do you say to a blonde with two black eyes?
Nothing, you've already told her twice. |
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Pjay wrote: | Britabroad wrote: | So these 2 blondes walk into a bar!!!..........
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Ouch!!!..........Ouch!!!......................... |
What do you say to a blonde with two black eyes?
Nothing, you've already told her twice. |
So they're all discussing how to land a spaceship on the Sun at NASA headquarters & the BLONDE tea (coffee) lady overhears their inability to conquer this important topic.
She can't contain herself & asks if she can help solve the problem.
Laughingly the boffins tell her to give it a shot, so she says;
:Well all you need to do is send it up at night then it won't burn on the way!!!"............ ____________________ Mick |
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So this guy goes into the optician to rectify failing eyesight.
The optician takes the guy out of his shop & into the street.
The guy is puzzled & asks why he brought him outside?
The optician says, "What's that thing up in the sky?"
The guy answers "The Sun!"
The optician says "Well just how far do you want to see then?"
..................pause for groans!!!! ____________________ Mick |
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Britabroad wrote: | So this guy goes into the optician to rectify failing eyesight.
The optician takes the guy out of his shop & into the street.
The guy is puzzled & asks why he brought him outside?
The optician says, "What's that thing up in the sky?"
The guy answers "The Sun!"
The optician says "Well just how far do you want to see then?"
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There's nothing like a good joke!
And that was nothing like a good joke. |
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 7 years, 262 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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