A Joke A Day

[BigTim]

A paraplegic was waiting at a bus stop.

A Bus pulls up and the driver says.

"Alright mate, how you getting on".











I'm Not sure if it transfers very well from a verbal joke

[RhynoCZ]

What did one butt cheek say to the other?
Together, we can stop this shit.
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[Hong Kong Phooey]

[bhinso]

Two condoms walking passed a gay bar.

One says to the other, "How about we go in there and get sh1tfaced?"

[RhynoCZ]

The Bible is 100% accurate. Especially when thrown at close range.
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[bhinso]

Mary had a little lamb,
The Farmer shot it dead.
And now it goes to school with her,
Between two chunks of bread.

[King29]

Mary had a little lamb.
It ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up its ass
and turned its wool to nylon.

[Nobby the Bastard]

mary had a little lamb
The doctors were astounded
And everywhere that Mary went
Gynocologists surrounded


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[bhinso]

Mary had a little lamb,
The doctor was surprised.
But when Old McDonald had a farm,
He damn well nearly died.

[MCN]

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Ate egg sandwiches for weeks on end
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[Riejufixing]

[The Shaggy D.A.]

Mary had a little trike,
She rode it round the grass,
And every time the wheels went round,
A spoke went up her saddlebags.
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[Shaft]

Mary had a little lamb
She also had a duck
She put them on the mantlepiece
To see if they would fall off













She was too innocent to imagine them fucking
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[chickenstrip]

Mary was invented by the white male patriarchy.
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[King29]

[Easy-X]

The forum had a lack of jokes
And so there came a time
The posts were filled years old shit
And poorly fashioned rhyme
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[chickenstrip]

Mary she was invented
By the white male patriarchy
But everyone shook their heads and said,
"Let's have less of that malarkey!"
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[chickenstrip]

[RhynoCZ]

c-c-c-combo breaker

A woman is at home alone, hears someone knocking at the door.

She gets to the door, opens it and sees a man standing there.

He asks the woman, "Do you have a vagina?"

She slams the door in disgust.

The next morning she hears someone knocking on the door again, it's the same man and he asks the same question "Do you have a vagina?"

She slams the door again.

Later that night when her husband gets home she tells him what has been going on for the last two days.

The husband tells his wife in a loving and concerned voice, "Honey, I'm taking a day off tomorrow, to be at home with you, just in case this man shows up again."

The next morning they hear a knock at the door and both run for the door.

The husband whispers to the wife, "Honey, I'm going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same man I want you to answer yes to his question, just to see what's going on with this man..."

She nods yes to her husband and opens the door.

Sure enough, the same fellow is standing there, asking again "Do you have a vagina?"

"Yes I do." she replies.

The mysterious man replies back, "Good, would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife's alone and start using yours..."
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[recman]

I came out of the chip shop with a meat & potato pie, large chips, mushy peas & a jumbo sausage. A poor homeless man sitting there said “I've not eaten for two days.” I told him, “I wish I had your will power!

A fat girl served me in McDonald's at lunch time today. She said, “Sorry about the wait.”
I said, “Don't worry dear. You might lose it eventually."

[chickenstrip]

Why did the Islamist cross the road?

Force of the blast.
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[bhinso]

Mary had a little trike,
She rode it back to front,
And every time the wheels went round,
A spoke went up her you get the picture.

[bhinso]

Or a Scottish version.

Agnes had a little lamb
It wanted Independence.

[chickenstrip]

[King29]

A Scotsman walks in to an empty bar... because the Englishman, Irishman and Welshman are all still in Japan!