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Posted: 21:06 - 29 Nov 2019 Post subject: |
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Fucking cold out tonight.
It's that cold I saw a Jew putting his hands in his OWN pockets.
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What would happen if you dropped a nuclear bomb in Pakistan?
Fuck all, they're all over here.
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Last night during our row, my wife screamed ,"Try walking a mile in my shoes !"
"Fuck off fatty`, I said , "You've never walked a mile in your shoes either."
Nah, I shouldn't poke fun, she's ill at the moment. She asked me to call up the doctor as she was getting a fever or the flu.
The doctor asked me, "Is she hot ?"
I said, "Not at all, she's fat with greasy stringy hair and a bit of a tash`
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I've just been reading that, by law, you have to turn your headlights on when it's raining in Sweden.
Here I'm thinking, "Who the fuck's going to let me know when it's raining in Sweden?".
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I persuaded my girlfriend to smuggle my coke through customs by sticking it up her arse.
I didn't know I could buy another can in the departure lounge.
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What about Dracula's retarded brother?
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AldridgePrior wrote: | Fucking cold out tonight.
It's that cold I saw a Jew putting his hands in his OWN pockets.
.............................
What would happen if you dropped a nuclear bomb in Pakistan?
Fuck all, they're all over here.
.......................
Last night during our row, my wife screamed ,"Try walking a mile in my shoes !"
"Fuck off fatty`, I said , "You've never walked a mile in your shoes either."
Nah, I shouldn't poke fun, she's ill at the moment. She asked me to call up the doctor as she was getting a fever or the flu.
The doctor asked me, "Is she hot ?"
I said, "Not at all, she's fat with greasy stringy hair and a bit of a tash`
............................
I've just been reading that, by law, you have to turn your headlights on when it's raining in Sweden.
Here I'm thinking, "Who the fuck's going to let me know when it's raining in Sweden?".
............................
I persuaded my girlfriend to smuggle my coke through customs by sticking it up her arse.
I didn't know I could buy another can in the departure lounge.
.............................
What about Dracula's retarded brother?
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The 1970's are on the phone, apparently a Mr Manning would like his jokes back! ____________________ "Everybody needs money, that's why they call it money!" |
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What do you get if you cross the queen and prince Phillip?
killed in a tunnel ____________________ My wife asked me to get her something that goes from 0-100 in under 5 seconds for her birthday. ......................I got her a bathroom scale. |
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Suntan Sid wrote: |
The 1970's are on the phone, apparently a Mr Manning would like his jokes back! |
Cheers for that. I’ll try the 1980s. Funny how decades were about certain things that are in our lives.
The 1970s: Flares with platforms, lava lamps, Volkswagen Beetles, Concorde.
The 1980s: Electronic music, Punk, Neon, bright fashions, Rubik's Cubes, Pac-Man
The 1990s: The Channel Tunnel, Grunge, Jennifer Aniston, The Internet, Fresh Prince.
The 2000s onwards : Fuckin Muslims. |
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hang on, joke stolen from frankie boyle:
"of course you have to respect local customs, on the right hand side you will see a woman being burnt at the stake.....
and on the left hand side, dundee town hall" ____________________ My wife asked me to get her something that goes from 0-100 in under 5 seconds for her birthday. ......................I got her a bathroom scale. |
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When I die, I want to go out quietly in my sleep, like my grandpa....... Not screaming, like the people in his car
- yeah, I am going to hell now for saying that ____________________ My wife asked me to get her something that goes from 0-100 in under 5 seconds for her birthday. ......................I got her a bathroom scale. |
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 4 years, 121 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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