A Joke A Day

[chickenstrip]

[Ste]

[chickenstrip]

[bhinso]

[MCN]

[hedgehugger]

Jokes for 4 year olds. Maybe you need to dig out the old christmas cracker jokes, like....

What do you call a deer with no eyes?


No idea ( no eye deer for those that need directions )


What do you call a fish with no eyes?


Fsh
(one of my most favourite jokes ever, stupid but true .

[Diggs]

My favourite joke of all time:

Why should you never wear Russian underpants?

- because Chernobyl fall out.
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[Ste]

No no no, the jokes aren't allowed to be funny. They have to be so unfunny that you don't know that it was a joke until you've been told that it was actually a joke.

Why did the train stop at the station?
To let the passengers get off!!!

Why did the man put the bottle in the bin?
To recycle it!!!!!!!!!!

What do kittens like for breakfast?
Pizza!!

And so on and so on.

You should feel sorry for Nobby cos he has to put up with all this shit and more.

[pepperami]

Q : What do you do if you see four elephants coming down the hill ?
A : swim !
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[MCN]

What is the difference between a scottish plain loaf and a Greyhound dog?

They are different Breids.

Or

What's the difference between a post box and a pound (500g) of mince?

You don't know?

I won't send you to the butcher's.
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[hedgehugger]

What's yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard.

[bhinso]

What did the farmer say to the cow on his shed roof?

Get off.

[yen_powell]

Old joke from a Goons tape I heard as a kid.

Can a lady with a wooden leg give you change of a pound?

No.

And why not?

All together......Cos she's only got half a nicker.
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[bhinso]

What's a nicker?

[MCN]

[bhinso]

I’d tell you a Covid Joke,

but there is a 99.969% chance you won’t get it.

[King29]

Black Country joke.

Bloke walks into a vets wearing a mackintosh as it's cold and windy out. He says to the receptionist "My cat is off it's food and I'm worried".

The receptionist says "Is it a tom?"

Man says "No it's under my coat" and produces the cat from underneath the Mackintosh.

[MCN]

Is it a tom?

Nay, sout in t' car.
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[chickenstrip]

What's the difference between a pickpocket and a porn addict?


























One snatches watches...
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[chickenstrip]

I asked my grumpy mate if he knew the difference between ignorance and apathy, and he said...





























"I don't know, and I don't care."

And I don't even have a day job
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[King29]

What's George Floyd's favourite colour?

Neon.

[King29]

In England dogs are K9
In Korea they are E10...

[Riejufixing]

[Tracey Suntan-King]

[Easy-X]

It was so cold the other day I saw a socialist with his hands in his own pockets!
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