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The cab driver: I'm sorry for the stink of the disinfection solution. The passenger: Nah, no worries. I couldn't smell a thing for the past few days anyway. ____________________ '87 Honda XBR 500, '96 Kawasaki ZX7R P1, '90 Honda CB-1, '88 Kawasaki GPz550, MZ 150 ETZ
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Posted: 15:03 - 27 Oct 2020 Post subject: fart bike |
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RhynoCZ |
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Communism won't work. There are too many red flags. ____________________ '87 Honda XBR 500, '96 Kawasaki ZX7R P1, '90 Honda CB-1, '88 Kawasaki GPz550, MZ 150 ETZ
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Howling Terror wrote: | When my gran turned 60 she started walking 5 miles every day.
She's 64 now and we haven't a bloody clue where she is. |
Somewhere within a 7300 mile radius. Can't be too hard to find. ____________________ Chickenystripgeezer's Biking Life (Latest update 19/10/18) Belgium, France, Italy, Austria tour 2016 Picos de Europa, Pyrenees and French Alps tour 2017 Scotland Trip 1, now with BONUS FEATURE edit, 5/10/19, on page 2 Scotland Trip 2 Luxembourg, Black Forest, Switzerland, Vosges Trip 2017
THERE'S MILLIONS OF CHICKENSTRIPS OUT THERE! |
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Just got back from a friend's funeral who drowned last week.
I got a lot of abuse from his relatives about my floral tribute in the shape of a lifejacket.
But as I told everyone 'It's what he would've wanted'. ____________________ Diabolical homemade music Bandcamp and Soundcloud
Singer songwriter, Artist and allround good bloke Listen to Andrew Susan Johnston here
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I'd tell you a Coronavirus vaccine joke.
But there's a small chance that after a few years you would get it and die, as would 99.99% of the population who also got it, thereby triggering a global apocalypse |
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Velcro. What a rip off. ____________________ Chickenystripgeezer's Biking Life (Latest update 19/10/18) Belgium, France, Italy, Austria tour 2016 Picos de Europa, Pyrenees and French Alps tour 2017 Scotland Trip 1, now with BONUS FEATURE edit, 5/10/19, on page 2 Scotland Trip 2 Luxembourg, Black Forest, Switzerland, Vosges Trip 2017
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Whoever lost an iPhone 12 outside the Co-Op, can you stop ringing my new phone? ____________________ Chances are quite high you are not in my Monkeysphere, and I don't care about you. Don't take it personally.
Currently : Royal Enfield 350 Meteor
Previously : CB100N > CB250RS > XJ900F > GT550 > GPZ750R/1000RX > AJS M16 > R100RT > Bullet 500 > CB500 > LS650P > Bullet Electra X & YBR125 > Bullet 350 "Superstar" & YBR125 Custom > Royal Enfield Classic 500 Despatch Limited Edition (28 of 200) & CB Two-Fifty Nighthawk > ER5 |
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I tried donating blood today - never again! Too many stupid questions.
Whose blood is it? Where did you get it from? Why is it in a bucket? ____________________ Chances are quite high you are not in my Monkeysphere, and I don't care about you. Don't take it personally.
Currently : Royal Enfield 350 Meteor
Previously : CB100N > CB250RS > XJ900F > GT550 > GPZ750R/1000RX > AJS M16 > R100RT > Bullet 500 > CB500 > LS650P > Bullet Electra X & YBR125 > Bullet 350 "Superstar" & YBR125 Custom > Royal Enfield Classic 500 Despatch Limited Edition (28 of 200) & CB Two-Fifty Nighthawk > ER5 |
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Haime, lies on his deathbed with his wife Becky by his side.
He looks to Becky and says "Many years ago Becky we were in Germany when the war began. Becky, you were by my side.
The Germans came and take us to their camps. Becky, you were by my side.
We leave Germany after the war and we come to London and we have very little money. Becky, you were by my side.
We buy the jewelers shop and we have some bad times, we were beaten and robbed. Becky, you were by my side.
We were there for many years but sadly we lose the shop. Becky, you were by my side.
We lose our house and Becky, you were still by my side.
We have many, many bad times and Becky, you are always there, right by my side.
And here I am. I have the cancer and I am dying and Becky, once again, you are by my side.
Becky, you are a fucking jinx." ____________________
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 3 years, 85 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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