What was the last thing you bought?

[pepperami]

[panrider_uk]

[pepperami]

[Nobby the Bastard]

[hellkat]

Wow, most wives just make you buy them bracelets n shit.
She makes you buy her own biologically baked goods?

Who needs Tiger loaf when you can have cougar minge bread
Or Punanni Panettone
... Clunge croissants

The range is endless and wondrous!
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[pepperami]

the mind boggles!
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I am the sum total of my own existence, what went before makes me who I am now!

[Nobby the Bastard]

They're quite salty as well.
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
Sprint ST 1050

[hellkat]

touch of anchovy, perhaps ...?
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[Nobby the Bastard]

I suspect that they've been to the docks recently.
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
Sprint ST 1050

[Riejufixing]

[bladerunner]

Ah a ham flap bloomer for breakfast!
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Current bikes...cbr929, KDX200's, Rd125lc mk2, RGV250's

[panrider_uk]

Crusty buns
Finger rolls
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Current bike: Honda ST1100

[pepperami]

[hellkat]

Its all those idiots from Team Paltrow
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[Pete.]

A new work hack. God bless BMW and their ULEZ-Complianceness.
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a.k.a 'Geri'

132.9mph off and walked away. Gear is good, gear is good, gear is very very good

[mentalboy]

Finally stumped up for an 8 gallon Brewzilla 3.1.1 all-in-one brewing system. Brew day has just gottten a whole lot easier.
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Make mine a Corona.

[recman]

A Christmas hedgehog ornament the mrs saw on gmurete.

[bhinso]

Christmas?

Nooooooooooooooo

[Ste]

Christmas hedgehog? It's going to be a lockdown Christmas with added death and suffering.

On Christmas Day you and your loved ones might wake up dead so how's that for Christmas cheer with love from China China China?

So yeah, Christmas is already ruined and it might as be cancelled before everyone you love or care about ends up dead.

Wankfully Thankfully, Ankin Law will be on hand to sue Jesus for not preventing this from happening. If he really is the son of God then he would have known that this was going to happen and he would have stopped it unless he's some type of psychopathic crazy dr downpipe Aarons person. ()

[recman]

This will be the best Xmas ever.
I anticipate the second coming of the Lord to wipe this virus from the face of the earth with one swipe of his mighty flipper.

All hail the Xmas hedgehog.

[bhinso]

Christmas is nothing to do with the birth of Jesus.

As with Easter, April fools, Haloween, etc. etc. the early Christians stole it from other pagan festivals to make their fresh religion more pagan user friendly.

China will finally dispense justice on this blasphemy by unleashing a Dec 25th virus upon us.

[hellkat]

I've been having a fair few shit Christmases for a while now (apart from the fact that I have been spending them with adorable Maxie the Irish Terrier)

So going by how 2020 is working out for me (easy job, great work conditions, raining men, decent weight loss motivation, and stopped nail biting as well) ...

... I anticipate a blinder of a Christmas, somehow, dunno how yet, but if its even 1/10th better than the sort of Christmas I usually have, it will be brilliant
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[bhinso]

My Christmas day each year is spent at my parents and cosists of their ideal family activity:

Emmerdale characters sitting down to Christmas Dinner
Coronation Street characters sitting down to Christmas Dinner
Eastenders characters sitting down to Christmas Dinner
'interlude'
Emmerdale characters fiteing, and someone dying - usually in a car crash
Coronation Street fiteing, and someone dying - usually in a car crash
Eastenders characters fiteing, and someone dying - usually in a car crash
About 10 minutes of Mrs Brown, up the Christmas Tree bit

zzzzzzzzz

[Fisty]

Fuck off with the Christmas chat.

Today I did do buy......
Hayabusa service kit for a bargain price of £35
Tag Heuer 18mm Brushed stainless clasp
2 pints of maggots
2x tripple cheese burgers
Acetic Acid
Cheese
18mm Nato strap.
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Quietly and consistently taking the piss.
TL1000R | Hayabusa | ZXR400 | TL1000S | Bandit 400 V
Fatter and faster than Fret

[Fisty]

Bandit 400 t shirt
TLR rhs indicator as mine decided to depart at 130mph
Steak bake and a can of red bull
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Quietly and consistently taking the piss.
TL1000R | Hayabusa | ZXR400 | TL1000S | Bandit 400 V
Fatter and faster than Fret