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Howling Terror
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PostPosted: 15:45 - 10 Sep 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

We wear trousers and underpants that cover our sexual organs.

...and don't be on about misappropriation of language when so many people from the south insert the letter R into laugh bath.

Besides, it's a well known that 99% people from the north can batter 100% from the south.

PS Nice to see you back on BCF G.

We're also polite in the north albeit scumbags.
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PostPosted: 18:25 - 10 Sep 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Howling Terror wrote:

...and don't be on about misappropriation of language when so many people from the south insert the letter R into laugh bath.


Those of us that are from Bath pronounce the word correct. It is 'Baaf'.
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PostPosted: 20:10 - 10 Sep 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

I bought an apple crumble for my tea, a cheese and celery sandwich, and two Wispa Gold bars - both of which I have snorted, except for the end which Dennis the tripod cat bit the end off when I was busy unwrappering it, saucy mare.

But the little old Sikh lady next door has donated some chapattis and beans to my personal hunger charity, so I am nomming those instead.

I might have the crumble later, with a bit of custard, I think I have enough milk (if it hasn't gorn orf)
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PostPosted: 18:08 - 11 Sep 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:

I might have the crumble later, with a bit of custard, I think I have enough milk (if it hasn't gorn orf)


It had gorn orf.
Proper nasty.

As the milk heated up more and more little bits arrived on the sides of the saucepan, and when it got to boiling point, two seconds before I was about to pour the custard powder mixture in there, it curdled, fuck, ugh, revolting.

Bloody waste of good custard powder, LOL.
Still ate the crumble, though.
Dead good.

Plus, the bonus is that HAD THERE BEEN CUSTARD, I would have eaten the whole crumble in one sitting. But luckily I only ate half.

So now there is some for my tea.
Zippedy doo dah, etc.
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PostPosted: 18:15 - 11 Sep 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nobby the Bastard wrote:


Those of us that are from Bath pronounce the word correct. It is 'Baaf'.

Baaf still seems quite posh
When I lived in Frome I heard it called Baaaaafff
as in "I'm goin up Baaaaafff inni like?"
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PostPosted: 18:18 - 11 Sep 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

WD Forte wrote:
Nobby the Bastard wrote:


Those of us that are from Bath pronounce the word correct. It is 'Baaf'.

Baaf still seems quite posh
When I lived in Frome I heard it called Baaaaafff
as in "I'm goin up Baaaaafff inni like?"


There's a fuck ton of yokel in the frome pronunciation of Bath. I lived in Coleford for a few years so have experience of the typical fromite. Fucked a few of them...
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PostPosted: 18:43 - 11 Sep 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm struggling a bit with the accent, I have to admit.
No doubt they're all struggling with mine Laughing

(not sure how I sound to non-Londoners or non-Kiwis: posh, cockney, kiwi, everyone seems to think I am one or the other (rather than the actual peculiar combination of all three that I am Laughing )
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PostPosted: 18:57 - 11 Sep 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Today I did buy ... some fleabombs, these FUCKING cats of mine. I think the last lot of flea pipettes I bought must have been some flavour that fleas are resistant to Mad
Buying new flea pipettes tomorrow. Not sure what brand is best these days.

Also some flowers and a sympathy card for dead-neighbour's wife, but unfortunately I have forgotten her name, so I can't take them round there until I remember what name to write in the card Rolling Eyes

Carol? Chloe ... Karen ? I'm sure it starts with a "ch" sound.

Must try harder.
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PostPosted: 19:55 - 11 Sep 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nobby the Bastard wrote:


There's a fuck ton of yokel in the frome pronunciation of Bath. I lived in Coleford for a few years so have experience of the typical fromite. Fucked a few of them...


Oh, was that you?
you dont call, you dont write..............
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PostPosted: 07:34 - 12 Sep 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Three washers for the bike oil return circuit.
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PostPosted: 10:42 - 12 Sep 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

New boots..

https://www.jsaccessories.co.uk/buy/bks-tornado-wp-boots-black/23109.htm?gclid=EAIaIQobChMIn87tgv_K5AIVV-DtCh1_uQGtEAQYAiABEgLBOfD_BwE

Got a pair last year, I've just about worn out the heel, they are very comfortable, and, have indeed proven to be waterproof..

Oh, and, some kitkats as well, need the sugar rush !!
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PostPosted: 10:49 - 12 Sep 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 14:16 - 12 Sep 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aftermarket clutch slave for the RC8 has arrived, nice bit of kit (Oberon).
Mineral hydraulic fluid also here, so I'll be fitting it tonight.

Looking forward to having a lighter and more consistent clutch action, as launching from the lights is sketchy to say the least.
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PostPosted: 14:21 - 12 Sep 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hong Kong Phooey wrote:
(Oberon).


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PostPosted: 15:41 - 12 Sep 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Howling Terror wrote:

Besides, it's a well known that 99% people from the north can batter 100% from the south.

Yea, all the batter would explain their lethargy! Wink
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PostPosted: 16:56 - 12 Sep 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Contrary to the other lethargics I have been busy.

New track is up... and FREE TO DOWNLOAD.
'Autocratic for the People'

https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000596701394-8723nv-t500x500.jpg

See sig.
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PostPosted: 18:33 - 12 Sep 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 14:32 - 16 Sep 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Remote control garage roller shutter for the new garage when it's finished. The dream is slowly coming to life. Bounce!
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PostPosted: 16:20 - 16 Sep 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hong Kong Phooey wrote:
Aftermarket clutch slave for the RC8 has arrived, nice bit of kit (Oberon).
Mineral hydraulic fluid also here, so I'll be fitting it tonight.

Looking forward to having a lighter and more consistent clutch action, as launching from the lights is sketchy to say the least.


Wondrin' whether to get one for my SMT as a preventative measure. Nothing wrong with it now, but if the internet is to believed it will fail, and it will do it right where it is most inconvenient.
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PostPosted: 17:08 - 16 Sep 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Radio controls for a model boat I'm going to annoy people with in the marina.

Although I must admit I quite fancy this to put the shits up some of the snobby twunts.

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PostPosted: 07:18 - 17 Sep 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fibre optic camera so I can see what's going on in those small holes and cavities.
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PostPosted: 10:50 - 17 Sep 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Fibre optic camera so I can see what's going on in those small holes and cavities.


and in bedrooms and bathrooms Whistle
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PostPosted: 12:53 - 17 Sep 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:
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Fibre optic camera so I can see what's going on in those small holes and cavities.


and in bedrooms and bathrooms Whistle


Oh hell yes. Like many I've had a camera in me at each end. The lower end was fascinating to watch. It was shown on a huge flatscreen TV and they described what they were seeing as they steered around the dirty track. I still have a copy of the report here somewhere.
The same hot milf consultant has done several of my friends too.
But... the medical cameras inject some air to push the sides open wider. If I simply shoved this in I expect I'll see nothing but walls and slime.
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PostPosted: 21:22 - 17 Sep 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

I bought an extremely cheap lid from fb marketplace.
Why? Because it was in excellent condition and I was slightly curious about the MT brand of helmets and it will only be used for my short commutes.
I've tried cheap lids on before in J&S and tbh, they felt awful.
This MT Thunder lid fits my bonce very well, easily as well as my Shoei and Arai.
Weird thing is, I take an XL in the Shoei and Arai but this MT is an XXXL! I know different manufacturers make different shapes but this size difference is ridiculous.
I also like the fact that the linings are removable, something you can't do with my more expensive brands.
They've washed up nicely and now it feels new.
Lastly, it turns out I can swap out the visor base plates for a later model which gives me a greater choice of newer style visors.
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PostPosted: 07:04 - 18 Sep 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

recman wrote:
I bought an extremely cheap lid from fb marketplace.
Why? Because it was in excellent condition and I was slightly curious about the MT brand of helmets and it will only be used for my short commutes.
I've tried cheap lids on before in J&S and tbh, they felt awful.
This MT Thunder lid fits my bonce very well, easily as well as my Shoei and Arai.
Weird thing is, I take an XL in the Shoei and Arai but this MT is an XXXL! I know different manufacturers make different shapes but this size difference is ridiculous.
I also like the fact that the linings are removable, something you can't do with my more expensive brands.
They've washed up nicely and now it feels new.
Lastly, it turns out I can swap out the visor base plates for a later model which gives me a greater choice of newer style visors.


The last thing I would do is actually wear it when riding the bike. Why? Well firstly there's the history of it. Dropped? Might not be marked but a carpeted concrete floor could have devastating effects of it's structural integrity.
I mention actual strength because it's obviously a lid designed for a different market - a market where people are smaller. Asia. British Standard? Anyone can fake an official sticker these days.
Sure I'm aware that shops can drop lids too but to be fair I trust them more than a seller on Marketplace.
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