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PostPosted: 00:55 - 10 Dec 2014    Post subject: Kid has an interesting method of getting into the pool... Reply with quote

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfsItBQJKi8

Dat crunch
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PostPosted: 03:37 - 10 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ouch!!
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PostPosted: 04:25 - 10 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Some DIY SOS fucktard deserves decking.



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PostPosted: 14:02 - 11 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

That crunch Shocked
Poor kid
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PostPosted: 15:03 - 11 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

I just can't stomach seeing bones break anymore. Used to love seeing gore, people decking their faces falling off BMXs and whatnot. I was nearly sick then.
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PostPosted: 15:08 - 11 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I just can't stomach seeing bones break anymore. Used to love seeing gore, people decking their faces falling off BMXs and whatnot. I was nearly sick then.
Have you caught the ghey? Laughing
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PostPosted: 16:24 - 11 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Have you caught the ghey? Laughing


Definitely, I'm broken. Can't watch bones breaking and I'm getting increasingly bad at using technology.
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PostPosted: 23:17 - 11 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ouchie.
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PostPosted: 08:10 - 12 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

snoosnoo wrote:
I'm getting increasingly bad at using technology.


By technology, you mean . . .?

Oh, woe is me and 'my generation', only aping intelligence whilst this New Age advancement of the species runs away with the notion that any er . . . implement which doesn't possess a microprocessor or two isn't, in fact, 'technology'.
The saucepan, the wheel, the 2H pencil, the toilet roll holder, the shoe lace, the baby-bouncer, the sofa bed.
The bicycle, the hang glider, the plough, the 3 amp fuse, the backscratcher, the tin can, the window pane ------ fuck it -- practically everything else, consigned to the Museum of Old Hat, leaving us stick-in-the-muds to 'keep banging those rocks together' while your lot, whilst making for the stars, can't even be bothered to take heed of one of your own inventions, that of the spellchecker . . .
I mean, what kind of statement is it that such 'advanced' beings as yourselves actually need a spellchecker in the first place? . . .!!
Everthemore, this correspondent 'texts' predictively, therefore, that way before one-hundred years are up, we'll all be put in our place, re-educated thus in the ways of "ugh ugh" and stone dressing, by an intelligence borne of your own (generically speaking) God-damned stupidity.
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PostPosted: 10:45 - 12 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chuffin Nora wrote:
snoosnoo wrote:
I'm getting increasingly bad at using technology.


By technology, you mean . . .?

Oh, woe is me and 'my generation', only aping intelligence whilst this New Age advancement of the species runs away with the notion that any er . . . implement which doesn't possess a microprocessor or two isn't, in fact, 'technology'.
The saucepan, the wheel, the 2H pencil, the toilet roll holder, the shoe lace, the baby-bouncer, the sofa bed.
The bicycle, the hang glider, the plough, the 3 amp fuse, the backscratcher, the tin can, the window pane ------ fuck it -- practically everything else, consigned to the Museum of Old Hat, leaving us stick-in-the-muds to 'keep banging those rocks together' while your lot, whilst making for the stars, can't even be bothered to take heed of one of your own inventions, that of the spellchecker . . .
I mean, what kind of statement is it that such 'advanced' beings as yourselves actually need a spellchecker in the first place? . . .!!
Everthemore, this correspondent 'texts' predictively, therefore, that way before one-hundred years are up, we'll all be put in our place, re-educated thus in the ways of "ugh ugh" and stone dressing, by an intelligence borne of your own (generically speaking) God-damned stupidity.
TAIAP, terminated.

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Wake up on the wrong side of the bed this morning?
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PostPosted: 12:20 - 12 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chuffin Nora wrote:
snoosnoo wrote:
I'm getting increasingly bad at using technology.


By technology, you mean . . .?

Oh, woe is me and 'my generation', only aping intelligence whilst this New Age advancement of the species runs away with the notion that any er . . . implement which doesn't possess a microprocessor or two isn't, in fact, 'technology'.
The saucepan, the wheel, the 2H pencil, the toilet roll holder, the shoe lace, the baby-bouncer, the sofa bed.
The bicycle, the hang glider, the plough, the 3 amp fuse, the backscratcher, the tin can, the window pane ------ fuck it -- practically everything else, consigned to the Museum of Old Hat, leaving us stick-in-the-muds to 'keep banging those rocks together' while your lot, whilst making for the stars, can't even be bothered to take heed of one of your own inventions, that of the spellchecker . . .
I mean, what kind of statement is it that such 'advanced' beings as yourselves actually need a spellchecker in the first place? . . .!!
Everthemore, this correspondent 'texts' predictively, therefore, that way before one-hundred years are up, we'll all be put in our place, re-educated thus in the ways of "ugh ugh" and stone dressing, by an intelligence borne of your own (generically speaking) God-damned stupidity.
TAIAP, terminated.

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wow some one really is in a pissy mood. Believe it or not there is a lot of highly intelligent people who have difficulty with reading and writing. Brunel was a dyslexic, had quite bit of difficulties with language, yet he built most of the this country's' infrastructure. He was able to do these things without the need to be able to spell correctly, the world is built by the people who are considered inadequate by those like you who hold spelling above all the rest of their abilities, no matter how amazing those abilities may be. It really fucking boils my piss when people assume that because this person has difficulties with reading and writing they must be some sort of half brained idiot, chances are they are most likely have a higher IQ than the people who moan like you did - I have a tested IQ of 146 (UK average is apparently as low as 104) yet I struggle with all types of language, and even normal societal interaction spending vast amounts of time alone.

get the fuck over yourself, spelling is not the be all and end all of anything and is relatively unimportant in the grand scheme of things
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PostPosted: 12:40 - 12 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

orac wrote:

get the fuck over yourself, spelling is not the be all and end all of anything and is relatively unimportant in the grand scheme of things

Now who sounds 'ghey'....... why do you feel insulted ffs Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 13:03 - 12 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have been persecuted by people for my inability to spell and do clever grammatical things, my parents actually held me back because of it. everyone around me have all their fancy grades and bits of paper that shows that some one thinks they are clever, heck I even helped some of those people get those grades while also doing my own work - yet I am considered less able due to my in inability to spell read and write - heck I even struggle to get a job because of it, where are the bastards I helped now, I don't know because they aren't helping me.

I saw something the other day, in a news paper - "for those who don't understand spell phonetically, phonetically" - seems kind of poignant, the very word that tells you to spell how it sounds isn't spelt how it sounds. its not so easy not being able to spell easily, it can hold you back, destroys any confidence that you may have, breaks you down until you get the point where by you can no take more of the bitchy whining shit heads that seem to think they have to moan about every little mistake that some one makes in a section of text, or about the fact that people can make use of something to make their life a little easier to try and get somewhere were they are not persecuted by that fact, the fact that they can not do something that is assumed assume should be so easy. it sheer self centred blindness, and ignorance to the fact that the word is made up of some very different people that do not function in the predefined way that's suits their prerequisites of what a person should be able to do.
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PostPosted: 15:06 - 12 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

orac wrote:
I have been persecuted by people for my inability to spell and do clever grammatical things, my parents actually held me back because of it. CAPITAL letter after full stop everyone around me have all their fancy grades and bits of paper that shows that some one thinks they are clever, heck I even helped some of those people get those grades while also doing my own work - yet I am considered less able due to my in inability to spell read and write - heck I even struggle to get a job because of it, where are the bastards I helped now, I don't know because they aren't helping me. Long sentence, I nearly stopped breathing

I saw something the other day,(no comma needed here) in a news paper - "for those who don't understand spell phonetically, phonetically" - seems kind of poignant, the very word that tells you to spell how it sounds isn't spelt how it sounds. CAPITAL letter after full stop its not so easy not being able to spell easily, it can hold you back, destroys any confidence that you may have, breaks you down until you get the point where by you can no take more of the bitchy whining shit heads that seem to think they have to moan about every little mistake that some one makes in a section of text, or about the fact that people can make use of something to make their life a little easier to try and get somewhere were they are not persecuted by that fact, the fact that they can not do something that is assumed assume should be so easy. it sheer self centred blindness, and ignorance to the fact that the word is made up of some very different people that do not function in the predefined way that's suits their prerequisites of what a person should be able to do.I did stop breathing after reading that


No one gives a flying turd to be honest, I'm just taking the piss because it looks a bit like you're a bit of a drama queen and posting something completely unrelated to this thread about a young lad breaking his leg. Rolling Eyes


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PostPosted: 15:07 - 12 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pass the popcorn
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PostPosted: 06:25 - 13 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Artist wrote:
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Nightmarishly-groggy stuff

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PostPosted: 08:42 - 13 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

orac,
yes, yes,
-- but how are you at lip reading?
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PostPosted: 15:36 - 13 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

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miserable bastard who hates everything. seriously pissed off.



Aha, fair play. Although you should know that wasn't meant in a serious way. Laughing
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PostPosted: 18:54 - 13 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

I judge you when you use poor grammar.

If you present yourself as an illiterate seven year old then expect to be treated as one. Thumbs Up
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