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WD Forte
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PostPosted: 18:28 - 29 Dec 2014    Post subject: You're a bunch of polluters ! Reply with quote

Now look here chaps, I know its Christmas and all that and its always a sticky wicket bringing up this
sort of thing. but it's for your own good.
Recent cutbacks means the schools lack of funding of boxing gloves for the boys
could allow this old danger to rear its ugly head and its time to take matters in hand.

From the book “Vitalogy” 1926. An article on masturbation, otherwise known as the “Secret Vice” or “Self-Pollution”.

Look at this fine young man before he start bashing his bishop
https://www.tumblr.com/photo/1280/dtxmcclain/864990204/1/tumblr_l67fgsQu2h1qchs1z
and his later downfall after repeatedly conducting the one handed symphony
https://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l67fgsQu2h1qchs1zo2_500.jpg
A life ruined.

Excerpt:
"In a country school in Black Hawk Co., Iowa, one bad boy secretly taught all the rest until the entire school practiced this private vice during the noon hour when the teacher was away."
"In New Orleans nearly all the pupils in a large female boarding school were practicing this horrible vice and the scandal of the fearful discovery is not yet forgotten."

Full version here
https://dtxmcclain.tumblr.com/post/864990204/from-the-book-vitalogy-1926-an-article-on
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Nash GT
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PostPosted: 19:12 - 29 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Good god!
Is a pandemic Shocked
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Ste
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PostPosted: 19:23 - 29 Dec 2014    Post subject: Re: You're a bunch of polluters ! Reply with quote

WD Forte wrote:
A life ruined.

You got it all wrong!

Recent study shows that masturbating twice weekly increases life expectancy by 20%.

I've done the maths. I am immortal. Dance!
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andym
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PostPosted: 19:36 - 29 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Isn't this bullshit similar to the bullshit the (past, present and future), government(s) make us believe every day anyway?

ste wrote:
You got it all wrong!

Recent study shows that masturbating twice weekly increases life expectancy by 20%.

I've done the maths. I am immortal.


How's your eyesight though Razz
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chickenstrip
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PostPosted: 20:09 - 29 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

andym wrote:
Isn't this bullshit similar to the bullshit the (past, present and future), government(s) make us believe every day anyway?

ste wrote:
You got it all wrong!

Recent study shows that masturbating twice weekly increases life expectancy by 20%.

I've done the maths. I am immortal.


How's your eyesight though Razz


I can just about see well enough to roll another spliff - here's to government! Middle Finger Laughing
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PostPosted: 20:22 - 29 Dec 2014    Post subject: Re: You're a bunch of polluters ! Reply with quote

Ste wrote:

I've done the maths. I am immortal. Dance!


Ste this morning.....

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Ste
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PostPosted: 23:27 - 29 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

chickenstrip wrote:
andym wrote:
How's your eyesight though Razz


I can just about see well enough to roll another spliff - here's to government! Middle Finger Laughing

I need to inspect that spliff for quality control purposes. Thumbs Up
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sniff6
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PostPosted: 17:50 - 30 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

I just thank god these practices died out last century phew.I need to keep a watchful eye out for the symptoms.

Symptoms-Thefollowing are some of the symptoms of those who are addicted to the habit: Inclination to shun company or society; frequently being missed from the company of the family, or others with whom he or she is associated; becoming timid and bashful, and shunning the society of the opposite sex; the face is apt to be pale and often a bluish or purplish streak under the eyes, while the eyes themselves look dull and languid and the edges of the eyelids often become red and sore; the person can not look anyone steadily in the face, but will drop the eyes or turn away from your gaze as if guilty of something mean.
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PostPosted: 03:23 - 02 Jan 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

sniff6 wrote:


Symptoms-Thefollowing are some of the symptoms of those who are addicted to the habit: Inclination to shun company or society; frequently being missed from the company of the family, or others with whom he or she is associated; becoming timid and bashful, and shunning the society of the opposite sex; the face is apt to be pale and often a bluish or purplish streak under the eyes, while the eyes themselves look dull and languid and the edges of the eyelids often become red and sore; the person can not look anyone steadily in the face, but will drop the eyes or turn away from your gaze as if guilty of something mean.


Sounds like a good descriptor of internet neckbeards to me.
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