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Posted: 11:40 - 05 Jan 2015 Post subject: I just saved the day. |
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Sitting in the front room, consuming my morning coffee while watching the morning propaganda when I hear a large smash outside.
Thinking something had fallen off the roof, landed on the car and smashed the windscreen I take a look only to see a fuck ton of broken glass outside next door's house.
https://i.imgur.com/kqXjLeE.jpg
Trainers on, belt on, jacket on, go outside to see what's going on.
I hear the young mother of 2 very young children screaming and shouting at her now ex-bloke. She shouting for him to get out and crying.
I bounce back into my house and grab the spare zxr400 fork leg and run towards the sound of gun fire.
Boot the door in, point the fork leg at the bloke's head and say "if you dont get the fuck out of the house I will stove your fucking head in."
The neighbour on the the other side of this is joining in and grabs the guy and drags him out.
The girl gets taken in to the neighbours on the other side while ive got the bloke cornered and I'm on the phone to the police.
Bloke starts walking towards me while I'm on the phone.
"Stand the fuck there. If you come any closer I will fucking do you"
Police phone person hears this and says "Get back in your house"
I pretend to go back in.
Bloke scarpers off down the road, I'm giving a description of what he's wearing to the phone copper.
I stash the fork leg back in my house.
Police turn up, take details and stories. No-one mentions the fork leg
https://i.imgur.com/8pP2lzLl.jpg
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Probably the coolest story on BCF all year. |
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I should have made it clear that I was already wearing a pair of shorts and a t-shirt. |
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I think go round, doos Gary, tits and then JK |
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When I was picking up MiniMarm and you said "Sit where you can keep an eye on your bike", you weren't being in the least hyperbolic, were you?
Manage to pocket anything worthwhile while you were in there? ____________________ Biking is 1/20th as dangerous as horse riding.
GONE: HN125-8, LF-250B, GPz 305, GPZ 500S, Burgman 400 // RIDING: F650GS (800 twin), Royal Enfield Bullet Electra 500 AVL, Ninja 250R because racebike |
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CaNsA is Bodyguard??! ____________________
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What really happened is, he saw Cansa's BCF tattoo and crumbled with fear of the internetz. ____________________ 07' Honda Hornet now full powaah! My guide on performing an oil change! |
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Well done Shame that 99% of the time they always get back together and will more that likely happen again and again and again. ____________________ Your backside is better enough for you to run again, if need be – bristle up the courage of the cornered rat, put on a bold front, and to hell with them. Bluff my boy – bluff, shift and lie for the sake of your neck and the honour of Old England |
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 9 years, 112 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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