More and more boat migrants

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I’m guessing you drink Stella and wear extra small string vests.
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[Jewlio Rides Again LLB]

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Only 8 more boatloads of Gimmedats arriving on the Kent coast today so far. A new record.

https://metro.co.uk/2019/06/01/record-number-migrant-boats-spotted-off-kent-coast-ongoing-incident-9771413/

I wonder what local councils will be expected to provide a free living for today's batch of Gimmedats? Thanks Allah the government has instructed my local council to build thousands of flats in readiness for them all.

Well, Javid tackled this problem in December apparently. I'm not sure what he did exactly, maybe agreed pick up points where they can get a water taxi to the UK?
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[Jewlio Rides Again LLB]

Get down there with your jackbooted friends and show them they aren't welcome then. So something other than sitting in your parents spare room and whining all day.
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"Anyone who doesn't approve of mass illegal immigration is a Nazi"...

There's a word for people who think that way.
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We're up to at least 13 boat loads arriving today so far now.

This is fecking ridiculous. I bet all are claiming to be Iranian again, so we could now have a few hundred ISIS fighters in the UK, living off the generosity of the tax payers.

Looks like we'll need yet another block of Gimmedat flats building in my town then.
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[Jewlio Rides Again LLB]

Are you down there keeping count? Doing something about it? If not, why not?
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Who let the yapping Chihuahua in here?

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[Jewlio Rides Again LLB]

Can't answer, all mouth and no substance, as always. Make a cracking politician, they're all good at talking and no good at doing.
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[grr666]

£6m of our money given to Le frogs to send a whole handful back (Who will no doubt immediately repeat the crossing)
purely to further his own ambition to be first muzzer in No 10. What a bargain!!! Seems like we're financing foreigners
either way. How many Border force inflateable ribs would 6m buy? I'm asking for a friend.
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Start a Facebook rumour that out of work fishermen are hunting down and sinking rubber dinghies in the English Channel... would that help?
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[Jewlio Rides Again LLB]

And you're contributing immensely to solving the problem with the amount of sitting behind the keyboard and ranting that you did. Nice work.
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The total figure for yesterday was 74 Gimmedats in a single day.

This is serious stuff. We can't find social housing for our own, let alone 74 people in a day.
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Probably make more economic sense to chop them up, put 'em in pies and sell them to the French. Would that make you happy?

(No idea why but pie exports to France is really a thing and no one really worries about the contents... Ozzies even refer to them as "rat coffins.")
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[bhinso]

We've got a bat loose in our office today.
Should I telephone Kent border force?

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[Jewlio Rides Again LLB]

Proof?
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