More and more boat migrants

[Diggs]

Once the transition period has finished it is rumoured the French will be giving dinghies away...
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Now - Speed Triple, old ratty GS550, GSXR750M
Gone (in order of ownership) - Raleigh Runabout, AP50, KH125, GP125, KH250, CBX550, Z400, CB750FII, 250LC, GS550, ZXR750H1, Guzzi Targa, GSX750F, KH250 x2, Bimota SB6R and counting...

[Ribenapigeon]

For all the worrying about `imgrants "colonizing" the country, nobody seems very concerned about people leaving. Up here in Sturgeononia we're looking down the barrel of becoming post a split with the UK a tiny impoverished vassal state of the EU with no reason for anyone to stay here or come here. Give it a couple of years and anyone younger than 45 will be f#cking off to Germany. Mind you independence from the UK will be an end to immigration I suppose. Ive already advised my neices and nephews to learn a modern European language and offered to flog them a dinghy.

[Kawasaki Jimbo]

I thought this was a remarkable admission from Nicola Sturgeon;

[Ribenapigeon]

[bhinso]

She came out with some right bashings of those footballers.

Mind you it was pretty bad, p1ssing off to Spain and not telling your club, then not bothering with the Quarantine rules when you come back.

I suppose because they earn so much £££ they think they're above the rules.

[Nobby the Bastard]

[Easy-X]

[Polarbear]

[Ribenapigeon]

[Polarbear]

[bhinso]

Did anyone see that video on fart book with the two Africans?

It consisted of a family returning from holiday and parking up only to discover that these two specimens of cultural enrichment had hitched a ride on their roofrack, and chucked all their belongings away so they could fit.

They just got down, ignored the protests and waddled away.

Lol's.

[Ribenapigeon]

[Ribenapigeon]

[bhinso]

So the 16 year old who washed up on the beach this week was in fact 28.

I worked so hard not to find a daily mail link
https://www.lbcnews.co.uk/uk-news/sudanese-migrant-drowned-channel-28-year-old-man/

Britain has been deprived of another fighting age Islamic man.

Looking at his mobile phone pictures it didn't really look like he was struggling too badly in Sudan, and left France because it's rasis there.

What I didn't realise was that apparently they can pay up to £10,000 just to cross the channel!
I imagine you could have a pretty decent life, virgins, etc. with 10 grand in Sudan. Why spend that coming here? How do they get hold of that money? Maybe they take out loans and get to claim it back on travel expenses once they get here

All the same, it doesn't really explain why France is so bad that they're paying that to cross the channel, OK it's rasis there but from what BLF say it's rasis here too.

[arry]

[doggone]

The Banksy boat becoming unstable and nearly sinking due to weight of immigrants is like a metaphor for the UK.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8677557/Coastguards-rescue-49-migrants-including-13-children-Banksys-rescue-boat.html

[piazza]

What I didn't realise was that apparently they can pay up to £10,000 just to cross the channel!
I imagine you could have a pretty decent life, virgins, etc. with 10 grand in Sudan. Why spend that coming here? How do they get hold of that money? Maybe they take out loans and get to claim it back on travel expenses once they get here.

Maybe France is giving them the money to do one.. like we did back in the 90's

[recman]

[Polarbear]

[piazza]

I was quoting that and screwed up the quote marks

Bhinso

[bhinso]

[Ste]

I'd expect the Banksy boat to be a toy with some pretty patterns drawn on it using stencils, seems rather fitting that it nearly sank.

In other news...

"More than 400 migrants have crossed the English Channel in small boats - a record for a single day.

Border Force has intercepted 409 people, including young children, on board 27 boats, with several further vessels still being dealt with."

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-54000755

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[bhinso]

But in good news, there's going to be one less on the boats.

Because St. Gary is going to adopt one to live in his mansion with him.

I'm sure this has nothing to do with the stories about his pay being equivalent to several hundred thousand OAP's who now have to pay their TV licence.

In reality, I expect the chosen one will have to go through a vigorous screening procedure, and possibly swear an oath not to snack.

Maybe they could do a reality TV series on it. "I'm going to live with a Celebrity, get me in here!"

[chickenstrip]