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PostPosted: 19:57 - 05 Jul 2015    Post subject: Samuel Hughes/ TheSmiler/ The Prince of Pilning Reply with quote

Now this is a story all about how
My life got flip-turned upside down
And I like to take a minute and explain this thing
And tell you how I became the prince of a town called Pilning

In west Stoke-on-Trent born and raised
In the potteries was where I spent most of my days
Eating Doritos, derping, eating oatcakes
Never figured out how to use my damn brakes

When a couple of fogs who were due to do good
Told me to move out of my shit neighbourhood
I crashed on a crisp packet and the fogs got scared
They said you're movin in with Porkchop and Fisty in Pilning

I whinged and I whined on chat day after day
But Marm abducted me and took me on my way
The fogs tried to help but I stayed aloof
I put my leathers on and said "At least they're waterproof"

Big bike license needed
Holding a crisp packet over my junk for tips
Is this what the people on the internet like?
Hmmm, this might be abuse

I did my test and wanted a proper bike
Lozz had an eric and an offer fisty did strike
Still even after all this I was unwilling
But then I thought "Nah forget it" "Yo, holmes to Pilning"

I started fixing pallets and working in Chep
And I made Tom rage as I'm a master debater
I munched on my doritos
And said here's the thing
All they've done is bring Stoke to Pilning
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PostPosted: 20:59 - 05 Jul 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thanks for this. Until tonight I thought "Pilning" was a verb but was too shy to ask Smiler what it meant.
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PostPosted: 22:14 - 05 Jul 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

Epic Laughing

I had to play this in the background.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUf_4QYDqT4

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PostPosted: 15:07 - 06 Jul 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

I am not uncle Phil.
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PostPosted: 16:16 - 06 Jul 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fisty wrote:
I am not uncle Phil.


No, you're Carlton Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 18:56 - 06 Jul 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

FretGrinder wrote:
Fisty wrote:
I am not uncle Phil.


No, you're Carlton Thumbs Up


That would make you Hillary Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 20:30 - 06 Jul 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fisty wrote:
That would make you Hillary Thumbs Up


Asif, I'm jazz,

Psshhhhhhhh
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