Samuel Hughes/ TheSmiler/ The Prince of Pilning

[Timbo Foggins]

Now this is a story all about how
My life got flip-turned upside down
And I like to take a minute and explain this thing
And tell you how I became the prince of a town called Pilning

In west Stoke-on-Trent born and raised
In the potteries was where I spent most of my days
Eating Doritos, derping, eating oatcakes
Never figured out how to use my damn brakes

When a couple of fogs who were due to do good
Told me to move out of my shit neighbourhood
I crashed on a crisp packet and the fogs got scared
They said you're movin in with Porkchop and Fisty in Pilning

I whinged and I whined on chat day after day
But Marm abducted me and took me on my way
The fogs tried to help but I stayed aloof
I put my leathers on and said "At least they're waterproof"

Big bike license needed
Holding a crisp packet over my junk for tips
Is this what the people on the internet like?
Hmmm, this might be abuse

I did my test and wanted a proper bike
Lozz had an eric and an offer fisty did strike
Still even after all this I was unwilling
But then I thought "Nah forget it" "Yo, holmes to Pilning"

I started fixing pallets and working in Chep
And I made Tom rage as I'm a master debater
I munched on my doritos
And said here's the thing
All they've done is bring Stoke to Pilning

[Tracey Suntan-King]

Thanks for this. Until tonight I thought "Pilning" was a verb but was too shy to ask Smiler what it meant.
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Whether you think you can, or think you can't, you're probably right

[bikertomm]

Epic

I had to play this in the background.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUf_4QYDqT4


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07' Honda Hornet now full powaah! My guide on performing an oil change!

[Fisty]

I am not uncle Phil.
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Quietly and consistently taking the piss.
TL1000R | Hayabusa | ZXR400 | TL1000S | Bandit 400 V
Fatter and faster than Fret

[FretGrinder]

[Fisty]

[FretGrinder]