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I've just helped myself to a beer from the fridge, thought I'd give the wife a bit of a rest  ____________________ Beer, It's the reason I get up every afternoon
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| Rogerborg |
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 Rogerborg nimbA

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I showed a chap on a Bandit 600 how to filter. He was so impressed that he belted it past me when we'd cleared the traffic, just so I could show him again. ____________________ Biking is 1/20th as dangerous as horse riding.
GONE: HN125-8, LF-250B, GPz 305, GPZ 500S, Burgman 400 // RIDING: F650GS (800 twin), Royal Enfield Bullet Electra 500 AVL, Ninja 250R because racebike |
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A woman with a CBF500 chased me into Halfords Mile End yesterday as I went to get some oil, because I "looked like someone who knew about bikes" - I had my flip-up on with boom mic from comms and looked like an instructor.
Her battery seemed to be almost dead so I helped her bump start on the parking lot. ____________________ Bikes: S1000R, SH350; Exes: Vity 125, PS125, YBR125, ER6f, VFR800, Brutale 920, CB600F, SH300x4
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 notbike World Chat Champion

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Rode to a customer's house very quickly on last delivery (about 11pm) yesterday only to find out I hadn't given her enough time to go to the cashpoint to get money. No problem she'll ride her GSXR750 up to the cashpoint quickly and come back. Turns out it had a flat battery, so instead of her walking for 10 minutes and me waiting around like a mong outside we went two up on the pizza scooter. Crisis averted. Gave me her number too so maybe go on a ride when her GSXR's battery is sorted. She was quite hot too
I deliver great customer satisfaction in the form of bikeryness. Not sure how legal it is to carry a pillion on company insurance or wether it's against company policy to get a customer's number though but the boss never has to know. |
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Not really bike but a woman had broke down in her clio not far from my house. Damn she was very tasty, in her office get up, thin waist and great behind, tight skirt and the rest. It's probably why there were three men looking under her bonnet  ____________________ I'm Sam; Northern, Ginger, Lover
Did have: '95 ZZR600 '83 CG125 '97 ZZR1100 '15 Hypermotard 821 SP Do Have: '10 ZX10R |
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| Rogerborg |
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Had she ordered "extra sausage"?
Ladybiker at next pay-at-the-pump today kindly told me that it wasn't taking her card either so I might as well stop sliding it in and out and poking away.
She wasn't fit and I didn't get her number. True story. ____________________ Biking is 1/20th as dangerous as horse riding.
GONE: HN125-8, LF-250B, GPz 305, GPZ 500S, Burgman 400 // RIDING: F650GS (800 twin), Royal Enfield Bullet Electra 500 AVL, Ninja 250R because racebike |
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The last biker I stopped to offer assistance to was very resistant I started with offering to jump start his bike and went through a list of various things I could do to help, ending with an offer to ride home, get the car, pick up the trailer and drive him to the nearest garage. He just wasn't having it though and I left him to carry on pushing the bike to gawd knows where. very strange  ____________________ Space Is Deep |
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Today I stayed off the bike again, which may well have saved some innocent Welsh hedges from destruction  ____________________ Chickenystripgeezer's Biking Life (Latest update 19/10/18) Belgium, France, Italy, Austria tour 2016 Picos de Europa, Pyrenees and French Alps tour 2017 Scotland Trip 1, now with BONUS FEATURE edit, 5/10/19, on page 2 Scotland Trip 2 Luxembourg, Black Forest, Switzerland, Vosges Trip 2017
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 gorillaonabik... Nearly there...
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Nah, haven't helped anyone recently. Been too busy trying to lose weight by pushing my bike everywhere. It's loads better than the gym. ____________________ FZR400 (blown engine), ZXR750 (blown engine), ZX6R (accident), CBR600 which had engine issues after which I learned to change gear..., CBR900, CBR924 (stolen), CB600, CB1300 (everything blew up), BMW K1300GT (written off, hit from rear while stationary), Bandit 1250 for a couple of months, Triumph Sprint ST 1050 (nicked) and somewhere in there, I wrote off a Ducati 748 at Cadwell. |
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 11 years, 84 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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