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recman
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PostPosted: 11:33 - 08 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fazer The Bastard wrote:
Wanker in an Audi Q7 who thought he was a bad man overtaking everyone on the bypass at 90+ in torrential rain until I undertook him at 120.

Bitch.


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PostPosted: 12:42 - 08 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fazer The Bastard wrote:
in torrential rain until I undertook him at 120.


Brick Wall
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PostPosted: 14:52 - 08 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fazer the wanker wrote:
Drivel


Who let the monkey get at the keyboard again?
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PostPosted: 17:06 - 08 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fazer The Bastard wrote:
Wanker in an Audi Q7 who thought he was a bad man overtaking everyone on the bypass at 90+ in torrential rain until I undertook him at 120.

Bitch.

Ohh Navy boy
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PostPosted: 17:21 - 08 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Presents from the cat:

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PostPosted: 00:26 - 09 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rabbit?
Mine can't even be arsed with bluebottles, but will happily sit in the window making that "sound" they involuntarily make when they see a bird, her genetics are saying "you're mine, I will feast on your scrawny carcass", but I get the idea that unless i tore the birds head off along the perforations, and poured the contents into her bowl, the wildlife around here is safe.

Like the fact that it brought you a cleaned skull though, if it brings home a badger, pm me, i like skulls (insert smily face)
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PostPosted: 10:16 - 09 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Found a 10cm screw in the sidewall of my brand new tyre on the car.

Despite the website giving no guarantees on sidewall damage - tyre magic has sealed it and it's held its pressure for 2 days now!

😀
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PostPosted: 12:28 - 09 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

I went on a small spending spree and got a bunch of parcels through the post today. Including another tank rail plug for the gixer, they go into the frame under the tank and are a nightmare. If you push them too hard they pop out into the frame and you never ever get them back out again. I know that there are at least four stuck inside my bike right now.

Anyway my bike came back from France minus one plug, now I have another to fit and even it up again! It really annoyed me seeing that hole in the frame.
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PostPosted: 13:29 - 09 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hotel in Cordoba (Spain) booked for next summer. Something to look forward to Thumbs Up

We always go by car. Kids love it Cool

I've already checked motorcycle rentals, prices seem reasonable
scooter €25
ER6n €50
Z800E €75
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PostPosted: 15:20 - 09 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

1. Dropped a fiver on my drive as I loaded the old tumble dryer into the back of the motor.
Still there when I got back.
2. A few drops of rain started to fall while I was at the tip.
Tip monkeys started complaining to which I observed, 'Could be worse, I could be working here.'
I think it went over their heads.
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PostPosted: 15:32 - 10 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Met my next furry canine charge today, didn't get a pic, but hopefully towards the end of October, I shall be spending a week with "Robbie", an ageing greyhound from Bromley. Wub
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PostPosted: 16:49 - 10 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

borrowed GPZ500 is quite loud, pulled clutch in and revved bike up as I went under a railway bridge to the delight of a couple of kids waving Laughing
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PostPosted: 00:50 - 11 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've been invited back to mind Orville for another week.
And his tubby feline friend, fat Bender (named after the cartoon character)
Cool
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PostPosted: 15:12 - 11 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Scooby's weight on wheels for the first time in 8 months!

Refurbed calipers, shocks, springs, hubs, front subframes

new bushes

discs on

brakes bled

wheels on

axle stands out

releif
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PostPosted: 16:09 - 11 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Highlight of my day...

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thx1138
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PostPosted: 16:42 - 11 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

IT occurred to me, that we could get one of the "club bikes", whatever little runabout is being used as the lender, and keep transferring the V5 online, waiting for postman to bring new V5 and doing it again, just to get the number of former owners up to one thousand.
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PostPosted: 22:35 - 11 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DJeGqdvXoAA0KEO.jpg

It's been emotional....... and until I start putting memory modules and SSds etc back in I'm still not out of the woods.
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PostPosted: 22:55 - 11 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Howling Terror wrote:
It's been emotional.

Windows 10 does that to you.
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PostPosted: 23:53 - 11 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

I miss xp. Crying or Very sad and 98se.
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PostPosted: 00:59 - 12 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Howling Terror wrote:
I miss xp. Crying or Very sad and 98se.

No and yes Smile I'm sticking with 7 until 2020 (or whenever they drop support), hopefully by then they'll be an O/S for desktop wankers.


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PostPosted: 01:01 - 12 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

M.C wrote:
Howling Terror wrote:
I miss xp. Crying or Very sad and 98se.

No and yes Smile I'm sticking with 7 until 2020 (or whenever they drop support), hopefully by then they'll be an O/S for desktop wankers.


Chromebook FTW.
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PostPosted: 01:06 - 12 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

I still miss CP/M Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: 14:25 - 12 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Austrian MotoGP, race of the season (so far) Thumbs Up Yes I am a bit behind/out of sequence Smile
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