So... What oiled your gears today? ARCHIVE

[Howling Terror]

4mins of extra daylight per day =

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[hellkat]

Oooo, Spring. My favourite season.
I get all excited about my first sighting of crocuses
And daffodils
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[Howling Terror]

^^^ I purposely didn't mention the S word.
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[grr666]

That reminds me, I must get the loppers onto my ornamental cherrv tree and give it a good scalping before it gets leafy.
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Ste wrote: Avatars are fine, it's signatures that need turning off.

[Beehive Bedlam]

I got an invoice today for a cleaning bill from a job I was on and told I'm banned from using the toilets ever again. True story.

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[Howling Terror]

^^^You're paying for your own shit.

Rookie.
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[duhawkz]

Did your carers let you out on your own again?

Short of smearing shit all over the walls and pissing everywhere but the toilet, I'm not even sure how thats possible.

Saying that when your a retard with just enough brain fuction to support life, then smearing your own piss and shit everywhere is probably a near daily occurrence.
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"The guy is a worthless cunt and I honestly believe I would be a slightly happier person if he died." - Chris-Red

[hellkat]

Looks like I've managed to pick up a bit of extra working from home work.

Sounds like it might be fairly boring and not massively well paid, only typing up architectural valuations.

But still, I've not had to try hard to get the work, and working at home is still working with the music up as loud as you like and nobody cares - and especially, not commuting to tedious places in a crush.

Off to visit their office tomorrow.
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[Hong Kong Phooey]

[Polarbear]

[Beehive Bedlam]

Browsing insurance earlier on confused for teh lulz 2015 Lamborghini Aventador 6.5 V12.

Cheapest quote was £9943.61 for the year fully comp with 10,000 miles social and commuting.

I think I got some gimp excited. Two minutes later my phone started ringing and it was confused

"blah blah your cheapest quote is £9943.61 sir would this be acceptable'.

He slammed the phone down after I told him I was only browsing in case I win big on the lottery.

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[duhawkz]

Only an idiot would use there their actual contact details for insurance quotes they don't intend to go through with.
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"The guy is a worthless cunt and I honestly believe I would be a slightly happier person if he died." - Chris-Red

[Beehive Bedlam]

[FretGrinder]

[Beehive Bedlam]

[recman]

So you've tried to impress someone with bullshit.
That's not like you.

[Hong Kong Phooey]

[M.C]

I hate to agree with the 'tard, but the only time I've ever had a call from Confused was for an 18k Corvette quote I told the guy that was my annual salary, I guess they chase big quotes hoping they'll be getting a big commission bonus.

[thx1138]

Seeing Eddie Hitler had joined the dark side of the Force and is employed by The First Order.

[Pete.]

Here's what oiled my gears today. My new toy:

https://www.dropbox.com/s/d39apzagtajqzyj/gearhobbing.mp4?dl=0

And it ground (well, hobbed anyway) them too.
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a.k.a 'Geri'

132.9mph off and walked away. Gear is good, gear is good, gear is very very good

[Howling Terror]

Taken on Friday.

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Crush the petals and a beautiful smell of sweet coconut.
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[M.C]

[Howling Terror]

The sh1t hits the fan when plants think it's ok to pollinate then winter takes a grip again.

In this case it's perfectly normal for Gorse to flower.
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[thx1138]

It was 14 degrees today, the warmest Jan 28th on record for these parts is 2002 when it was 12.

I saw bumble bees today.

[Howling Terror]

Like bats the bees will make use of a warmer day to briefly take on some sustenance, the only danger being a few weeks of warm weather which sets off a false Spring. Then we have cider shortages in Summer...and nobody wants that.
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