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FretGrinder
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PostPosted: 09:21 - 26 Jul 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

I recently rescued my old nitro RC cars from my parents garage on Monday, namely a HPI Rush Evo and a Hyper 7 PBS.

Gave them a once over on Friday, as well as picking up some fuel and some new rechargeable AA batteries.

Took them out on Saturday up to the local field and after a bit of engine tuning, they're running fine after sitting in the garage for 10+ years.

Was a lot of fun Very Happy
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PostPosted: 09:28 - 26 Jul 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

My new staff are both lovely.

My departing staff have removed the sticks from their arses and started to be civil again. No idea why, but not complaining.

I found out another use for my machete beyond smashing up coconuts... skinning sugar canes. Huzzar!
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PostPosted: 19:22 - 26 Jul 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

Discovering how they get the gooshy stuff inside cakes.

Bought a little Betty Crocker dooberry today, squirts the salted caramel goo right inside my chocolate cupcakes.




Nice.
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PostPosted: 19:56 - 26 Jul 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

Went to the pub had four pints got left on my own


No bill as didn't need to buy a round Cool
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PostPosted: 22:48 - 26 Jul 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

Roast chicken with gravy and hashbrowns.
Followed by aforementioned cupcake.
Sleeping dog on sofa, snoring and wuffing in his sleep;
Sleeping geezer in armchair, JD and coke about to spill from the glass in his hand.
Domestic contentment.
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PostPosted: 17:33 - 27 Jul 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

Got offered two jobs

One of them is in the next town working shifts and not bad money

The other is two minutes walk from my house days and a short day on Friday three quid an hour more and more in line with what I do

Start at half seven in the morning Laughing
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PostPosted: 21:00 - 29 Jul 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

24k for 4 months work. Thumbs Up
That's oiled the fuck out of my gears for a bit. Cool
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PostPosted: 20:39 - 01 Aug 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

I had a good wank whilst watching some porn earlier....
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PostPosted: 21:01 - 01 Aug 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

I replaced our shit fridge that has been ruining food, leaking and generally not being fridge like. I replaced it with a nice big whirlpool.

It is now in my kitchen, purring gently.

The old one is outside, hosed down and ready to be turned in to a beer/drink fridge.

Just, win.
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PostPosted: 10:31 - 03 Aug 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

2pm start. I've only been up 20mins. Got up early with the wife and went back to bed
at 07.15 when she left for work and sneaked an extra 4 hours kip. Laughing
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PostPosted: 10:38 - 03 Aug 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

grr666 wrote:
24k for 4 months work. Thumbs Up
That's oiled the fuck out of my gears for a bit. Cool


Can I borrow some of your gear oil? Laughing
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PostPosted: 20:49 - 04 Aug 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii223/felicia16v/Mobile%20Uploads/20150804_132106_zps9astjz6a.jpg
Took a label in with me to hospital as I actually had time to plan this time lol.. cheered me up and the nurses loved it...
Made a shit day much better
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PostPosted: 20:53 - 04 Aug 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

jimspeed wrote:
http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii223/felicia16v/Mobile%20Uploads/20150804_132106_zps9astjz6a.jpg
Took a label in with me to hospital as I actually had time to plan this time lol.. cheered me up and the nurses loved it...
Made a shit day much better


I thought that was legit.

Perfectly good idea to replace lost fluids. Very Happy
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PostPosted: 21:12 - 04 Aug 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lol its off a tesco jack and cola bottle... perfect size Laughing
Shame it's not very sticky else I could just plat randomly sticking it on other patients bags at visiting time Smile ....
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PostPosted: 19:14 - 08 Aug 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

staying on my dirt bike, bringing it back when I thought I'd lost it and gone past saving it, hanging on and fully opening the throttle, the bike kicked left and right in the sand, and I stayed on Very Happy

I then rode the "bomb hole". This huge hole scared me last time and I skipped it, everyone rode it today, and so did I. And afterwards, it wasn't a big hole any more, it wasn't even medium sized. Laughing

This was in Thetford.
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PostPosted: 20:22 - 08 Aug 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sun Wukong wrote:
My new staff are both lovely.

My departing staff have removed the sticks from their arses and started to be civil again. No idea why, but not complaining.

I found out another use for my machete beyond smashing up coconuts... skinning sugar canes. Huzzar!



Ha, not so lovely. Departing staff kicked off muchly, hilarity ensued.

One of the new staff is amazing, the other one was crap in the end. Poisoned by leaving staff and lazy. I was trying to work out how to get shot of her when she quit. Result.

Luckily... from today... all tinges of old management "style" are removed.

And I didn't have to bite any ears off Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 21:42 - 08 Aug 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rode to Crawley Puke where there's life, Jim, but not as we know it.

8 a.m. -- not enough traffic to hinder what life's all about . . .
the exit from the roundabout over the M23 at J10.

Outside lane, Warp 2 in, incline the universe to lean right the fuck out of the way, Warp 9 out!! Dance!

Left rear chickenstrip conclusively obliterated!

You fucking can change the laws of physics! Smile
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PostPosted: 23:55 - 08 Aug 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

Another thunderously noisy ride through the late night canyons of the City Dance!

Riding the bike whilst wearing:
White linen trousers
Lemon v-neck t-shirt
Pink cut-off
Pirate boots

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PostPosted: 08:31 - 09 Aug 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

Slept through the night without needing to get up for a piss. Hooray for small victories! Smile
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PostPosted: 21:16 - 11 Aug 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

I managed to resurrect a memory from my childhood by re-creating the loudest noise known to man (boy).
Have a guess.
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PostPosted: 21:23 - 11 Aug 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

^^^
Motorhead in concert?
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PostPosted: 22:54 - 11 Aug 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
Another thunderously noisy ride through the late night canyons of the City Dance!

Riding the bike whilst wearing:
White linen trousers
Lemon v-neck t-shirt
Pink cut-off
Pirate boots

hellkat
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Pics ? deffo should not be left to words alone that outfit Thumbs Up
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