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grr666
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PostPosted: 18:38 - 16 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Pink page get. Wub

Polarbear wrote:
It breaks my heart to say my eldest daughter would love that.

She has no taste though, she really can't be mine.

I'd have thought she would prefer the pink horsebox. Laughing

https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/NINTCHDBPICT000004852591.jpg?w=960

Everything must go, the old sperm dumpsters come uppance is finally here. I bet Pete Andre (Net worth 11m) is
laughing his fucking arse off.
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PostPosted: 18:54 - 16 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Damn that veleter would have had a helluva time cleaning those seats Sad
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Freddyfruitbat wrote:
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My God, that's horrible!

Yeah, and check out the car as well!


I'll set 'em up, you knock 'em down.... Smile
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PostPosted: 19:53 - 16 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
grr666 wrote:
Pink page get. Wub

Polarbear wrote:
It breaks my heart to say my eldest daughter would love that.

She has no taste though, she really can't be mine.

I'd have thought she would prefer the pink horsebox. Laughing

https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/NINTCHDBPICT000004852591.jpg?w=960

Everything must go, the old sperm dumpsters come uppance is finally here. I bet Pete Andre (Net worth 11m) is
laughing his fucking arse off.


My youngest is the horsey girl and she wouldn't be seen dead in that, Laughing
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PostPosted: 19:56 - 16 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Oh yeah, that's right you've got several of them pecking away at your final remaining nerve... Lucky old you. Very Happy
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PostPosted: 14:26 - 17 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
grr666 wrote:
Oh yeah, that's right you've got several of them pecking away at your final remaining nerve... Lucky old you. Very Happy


Don't remind me Laughing
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PostPosted: 14:58 - 17 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Freddyfruitbat wrote:
https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/VP-COMP-KATIE-BARBIE.jpg?strip=all&quality=100&w=750&h=500&crop=1



It gets worse, £66,200.00 and 197 bids, 8 bids retracted..

and EVEN worse the old trout is selling the range rover too, £3,200 but I don't know if the damage has been repaired.

According to the Mirror KP wants a friend to buy her range rover.....because it's famous...
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Is she broke then?
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PostPosted: 15:59 - 17 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Is she broke then?


In more ways than you think! Laughing
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PostPosted: 16:34 - 17 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
M.C wrote:
Is she broke then?


That's the question, answer is NO ONE REALLY KNOWS..

However I don't think she is broke at all, it's a ruse because she faces
another divorce, she has just started a new company and claims she
wants a 6th child.

Katie Price is a pathological liar.
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Not even sure who she's married to nor do I care. 6th child? Shocked Did Harvey eat all the others?
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Not even sure who she is


FTFM.
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PostPosted: 17:13 - 17 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Not even sure who she's married to nor do I care. 6th child? Shocked Did Harvey eat all the others?


The other kids are back with their fathers except Harvey.

BTW, the auction for her Suzuki has been pulled.
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What oiled my gears today was bumping into a friend I've not seen for 8 years.
In the past we erm.. messed on in an adult way but I rejected her because she was married.
Long story short she loves me to bits - seems us messing on made her realise that she wasn't happy at all with being married. They split soon after I had rejected her advances and she's been incredibly happy as a single person ever since.
I'm simply happy that I still have her as a friend Smile
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PostPosted: 20:49 - 17 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Courier265 wrote:
The other kids are back with their fathers except Harvey.

Harv Price. Laughing Still can't give him away.
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Harv Price. Laughing Still can't give him away.

Katie Price reveals she and Kieran Hayler [whoever that is] discussed hiring a sex worker to take Harvey's virginity Eh?

Isn't he deaf dumb and blind?
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I have applied a prodigious amount of sparkly eye make up.
Just because I can.
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PostPosted: 10:52 - 18 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
M.C wrote:
grr666 wrote:
Harv Price. Laughing Still can't give him away.

Katie Price reveals she and Kieran Hayler [whoever that is] discussed hiring a sex worker to take Harvey's virginity Eh?

Isn't he deaf dumb and blind?


Err, something.......something.....pinball.......
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Aw jeez I've just thought - if they're going the sex worker way for the kid, I expect they'll be filming it too for extra likes and income.
(waits for a Ste link to drop by)
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Been home since Tuesday due to this pulled muscle, thankfully the pain
seems to be easing off. Back to work Monday.. Cool
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PostPosted: 15:13 - 18 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Sister Sledge wrote:
we erm.. messed on in an adult way

I assumed that was a typo...

Sister Sledge wrote:
us messing on made her realise that she wasn't happy

....oh, apparently not.
"Messing on?" Never heard it called that before Shocked
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"Messing on?" Never heard it called that before Shocked

*Looks at watch and waits for Ste....*
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PostPosted: 16:16 - 18 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
OK OK we had an affair. I admit it. I'm sorry (but it was fun).
I simply triggered what would happen anyway.
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PostPosted: 16:38 - 18 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Using a vibrating vagina and realising that my hand is no longer any good.
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