So... What oiled your gears today? ARCHIVE

[recman]

So now that I have a pump for my air rifles, I'm starting to expose lots of leaks caused by knackered o-rings etc.
I'm quite enjoying re-aquainting myself with the internals of the rifles and hpa bottles.

[Hong Kong Phooey]

[Jewlio Rides Again LLB]

Being dragged into the office expecting a bollocking, but instead being told I'm being moved into a role I've wanted for a while.

Just a shame there's a couple of interviews I have lined up in time for next week's review, which will hopefully give me a bigger bargaining chip for salary increase.
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HAHAHA HAHAHA Blew Chilly MyCrowSystems

[recman]

[bhinso]

Had to see an Endocrinologist recently.
I get very limited health insurance through work and this was covered so I got it through to get an appointment quicker.
I was sent for blood tests which also were done through this scheme.

Got an invoice from the insurers telling me what they'd paid on my behalf...
The blood test alone was nearly £1500!
Thank god for the NHS, really does make me appreciate it.

[Sister Sledge]

Had a date last night and discovered she's an utter psycho before she discovered my home address.
I call that a lucky escape and it oils my gears.
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CCM 404 DS

[bhinso]

Depends how psycho.
Doxxers gonna doxx...

[Polarbear]

Agree. You can also do a Rolf Harris and.......

https://youtu.be/_D-LmRNdQiQ?t=40
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Triumph Trophy Launch Edition

[bhinso]

Oh.. good old rolf. Loved his songs and cartoon show when I was a kid.
Wonder what he's up to these days....






Oh

[Nobby the Bastard]

'Can you tell what it is yet?'

'Yes, Rolf. It's your finger. In my arse. Again.'
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
Sprint ST 1050

[Sister Sledge]

I hope he licked his finger first.
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CCM 404 DS

[bhinso]

Then put it on a battery?

Urban myth?

[hellkat]

I met a girl today not only was the spitting image of, but also completely as fucked up as Go Go Yubari.

Awesome
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[thx1138]

Thought I saw someone I knew getting on a motorbike, his nickname is Crash, as he used to crash a lot.

It wasn't him.

So, this poor lad got on his bike, and a random cyclist shouted Oi! Crash! at him a few times.

[Courier265]

Finished early, now off work for a week....

[hellkat]

The detective phoned me about the peepingtom, said they nicked him on an assortment of other similar charges (but not mine) ... and he's got a year.


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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[Fisty]

Insurance......

The vitara got T-boned a few weeks ago. The whole process was smooth and the repairs excellent.

Hire car was replaced within minutes after we discovered a fault and the updates came every other day.

They even paid me to source a new step as they are no longer available from suzuki.

Churchill can not be faulted over the whole process. They even paid for the car to be valeted inside and out after the repairs were done.
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Quietly and consistently taking the piss.
TL1000R | Hayabusa | ZXR400 | TL1000S | Bandit 400 V
Fatter and faster than Fret

[grr666]

Last time I reversed at speed into an innocent bystanders Citroen somethingorother I had a similar experience.
Had courtesy car same day despite 100% my fault, two weeks later the Swift (minus its stuffed in rear end) was back
on the drive as good as new and spotlessly clean.The time before I had a car repaired was some 13 years previous and
it was away for 7 weeks while I punted about in a brand new hire car racking the bill up.
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Currently enjoying products from Ford, Mazda and Yamaha
Ste wrote: Avatars are fine, it's signatures that need turning off.

[thx1138]

booked in for another tattoo

[Ste]

[thx1138]

I'm not clicking your links.

[Fisty]

[thx1138]

[Ste]

Now have a look at the second image...

[bhinso]

Who is "Bodyguard"?