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PostPosted: 12:29 - 20 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

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The Urban Warrior Princess rides again! Yay.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbK67XjaG5g


Never thought I'd ever award a " Thumbs Up Cool" to a Harley rider for a post with Harley content, but somehow I just felt I had to make an exception in your case Smile
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PostPosted: 20:03 - 20 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah but its not just any old Harley rider.
It's me.
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Besides ... you know I ride Not Just Harleys (this is my first and probably only one)

Cracks me up in that video (at around 1:25) - she picked up my rucksack, it had the chain and padlock in it, but it was so heavy she nearly fell over before she managed to hand it to me. Laughing
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PostPosted: 20:07 - 20 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

My gears have been oiled today by the arrival of the esteemed MCW along with Ralphie, bearing gifts - my Christmas present which I didn't get round to receiving, yay.
Ralphie and Max got on really well, and we had a right good old nag.

She looks great. Life must be treating her well at the moment ...
This pleases me.
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PostPosted: 20:47 - 20 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

The smell of bluebells while riding through the Wye valley.

Seeing friends I have not seen in ages.

Not being called out.

Riding a Hayabusa.

Warm dry roads.

Sunshine.


Today was a good day. A really fucking good day.
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PostPosted: 15:00 - 21 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

This oiled my gears and clogged my arteries.

https://i.postimg.cc/3NVwhdgv/20190421-142342.jpg
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PostPosted: 15:06 - 21 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

recman wrote:
This oiled my gears and clogged my arteries.

https://i.postimg.cc/3NVwhdgv/20190421-142342.jpg


Got enough spuds? Laughing
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PostPosted: 15:13 - 21 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

You can never have enough spuds.
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PostPosted: 15:57 - 21 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

recman wrote:
This oiled my gears and clogged my arteries.

https://i.postimg.cc/3NVwhdgv/20190421-142342.jpg


That looks lovely although that amount of veg makes you almost a Vegan!!!
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PostPosted: 16:51 - 21 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

First visitor.

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PostPosted: 17:29 - 21 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Thumbs Up Wonderful. They need all the help they can get.
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PostPosted: 19:27 - 21 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Speaking of flying things: Had two weird things happen today.
First one was being attacked by a high speed psycho little wasp. FFS it wouldn't take the hint. So many slaps to the ground and still it kept coming back for more. I ended up running away like a little girl.
Second incident was being in the workshop with the bike. Heard a really deep buzzing noise (Hardly Davidsons well lubed dildo?) and up pops a massive queen bee. A black one with a red arse. Was the size of a golf ball - duly released to go make nests elsewhere.
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PostPosted: 20:11 - 21 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

There was a big wasp sat on one of the locks on my bike when I went out to the shed today.
I reduced it from 3 dimensions to 2.

1-0 to the humans.

There's another persistent bugger keeps hanging round one of my windows whenever I open it.
Soon to be 2-0 if he carries on that lark.

A third pestered me for a while when I was sat out in the garden having got home from my ride today. He was warned, and buggered off. Wise move.

Early this year. Are we going to get a plague of the things?
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PostPosted: 20:46 - 21 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sadly the Missus comes running into the front room and declares there’s a wasp in the kitchen.
I go in and blat it, only to find out it was a bee Crying or Very sad

Happily the next one that came into the kitchen did not suffer the same fate.
I trapped it and put it out in the garden, for it to go about it’s business.
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PostPosted: 21:42 - 21 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Fcuk me, my nerve didn't half go last two hole though.
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PostPosted: 22:05 - 21 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:
recman wrote:
This oiled my gears and clogged my arteries.

https://i.postimg.cc/3NVwhdgv/20190421-142342.jpg


That looks lovely although that amount of veg makes you almost a Vegan!!!


I do like a florette.
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PostPosted: 22:12 - 21 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

The lady of the manor where I am dogsitting has left a whole bag of frozen florettes in the fridge and now they are defrosted but I am waiting for them to start stinking the fridge out before I sling them. Cos there's nothing quite like the smell of an off cauli to put your off your breakfast.

She also left some parsley and a celery that have gone a bit manky, and I had to throw them out this morning.

Its most unlike her to be so slovenly.
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PostPosted: 23:11 - 21 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

pepperami wrote:
Sadly the Missus comes running into the front room and declares there’s a wasp in the kitchen.
I go in and blat it, only to find out it was a bee Crying or Very sad

Happily the next one that came into the kitchen did not suffer the same fate.
I trapped it and put it out in the garden, for it to go about it’s business.


https://youtu.be/Mp5SfUbjWew

1:30
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PostPosted: 23:27 - 21 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

recman wrote:
This oiled my gears and clogged my arteries
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Did you know there are several tiny men trying to escape via the knobs on your cooking machine?

Edited coz I thought it was a cd player Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 16:22 - 22 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

My spring cleaning continues,

All weekend doing my room.

Today, the garage Very Happy

What really oiled my gears was that I found a couple of clutch cables and a gear lever for my CBF... fark knows when I bought them.
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PostPosted: 20:39 - 22 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Courier265 wrote:


All weekend doing my room.


Room? So you still live with your parents then?
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PostPosted: 22:37 - 22 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have a robin building a nest in my shed. Between the bottle of brake fluid and some inner tubes. I left it the fluff out of the tumble dryer, it seemed to appreciate the gift.
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PostPosted: 23:06 - 22 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

HardlyDavidson wrote:
I have a robin building a nest in my shed. Between the bottle of brake fluid and some inner tubes. I left it the fluff out of the tumble dryer, it seemed to appreciate the gift.


I had Robins nest in a helmet in my garage. It was an old helmet so wasn't worried about them messing it up.

When the chicks fledged though they shat everywhere before leaving the garage. And I mean everywhere. Sick
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PostPosted: 23:23 - 22 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Courier265 wrote:
My spring cleaning continues,

All weekend doing my room.


You're lucky. It took me half a day to clean the small downstairs khazi, and that was only down to just below the picture-rail. Tomorrow, the next bit.
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PostPosted: 23:53 - 22 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

I went for a small ride (other side of the North Circ, to my house and back) and became further accustomed to being a motorcyclist again, and then a Harley Davidson riding motorcyclist.

I am not yet correctly attired but then I never really was Laughing

My choke has already wobbled itself out of its casing from the insane vibrations of the engine, and so I have learnt how to wedge it back in and re-screw the nut that holds it in place.

Twice. Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 07:11 - 23 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Riejufixing wrote:
It took me half a day to clean the small downstairs khazi, and that was only down to just below the picture-rail. Tomorrow, the next bit.


I don't think I have any kind of cleaning OCD but I couldn't tolerate living in a house with a shitter that got to a level of filth which required even half an hour to clean.
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