So... What oiled your gears today? ARCHIVE

[Easy-X]

FFS it's almost like I'm stalking you. After I washed my bike yesterday I nipped out to catch the darts team before they left on the minibus.

Hadn't seen a few of the guys in a while and a couple were convinced I'd just bought the bike such was it's sparkle
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Husqvarna Vitpilen 401, Yamaha XSR700, Honda Rebel, Yamaha DT175, Suzuki SV650 (loan) Fazer 600, Keeway Superlight 125, 50cc turd scooter

[Sister Sledge]

Dentists check up. Zero problems. Champion!
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CCM 404 DS

[bhinso]

BCF's recent sock exposure session.

[Polarbear]

First 2 broken windows in my boat replaced with polycarbonate panes. Hopefully I will get the other 3 finished tomorrow.
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Triumph Trophy Launch Edition

[King29]

The Jeremy Kyle Show has been permanently cancelled by ITV after the death of a guest.

I hated that show and Kyle as well.

[B5234FT]

Getting out for a bimble with two good mates after work. 4 hours on the bike and some food on a nice (20 deg) sunny evening.

[bhinso]

[grr666]

Just flogged my conservatory on Ebay. This is good because

a. I don't have to dismantle it myself.

b. I don't have to pay £200 for a skip for it.

c. It was listed on a £1 offer and it's cash on collection so Ebay gets £1.

d. I got a nice £200 bung I wasn't expecting which I'll surely spend on another skip.

e. All that glass won't go to waste.

Guys coming on Sunday.
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Currently enjoying products from Ford, Mazda and Yamaha
Ste wrote: Avatars are fine, it's signatures that need turning off.

[Nobby the Bastard]

Just convinced some poor sap that I'm gonna dismantle and take away his conservatory and give him 200 nicker for it on Sunday.

Fuck that, I'll be in the pub. Might message and say the van has broken down and see how long I can string him along.
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
Sprint ST 1050

[Skudd]

I need a garden wall knocking down,

FB advert, Offers for bricks, buyer collects and dismantles. must be gone by Sunday, no time wasters. Cash only.
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Famous last words of Humpty Dumpty. " Stop pushing me "
Petty Anarchists look at "1984".............. The Visionary looks at "Animal Farm".

[Nobby the Bastard]

I could do it on sunday. I'll give you 200 nicker.
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
Sprint ST 1050

[Easy-X]

Bouncing about, feeling rather trim today... amazing what a really big poo can do for your outlook on life!

Also, just signed off a tidy radio installer job up town so there are some bouncers who will be very happy next week with new toys to play with.
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Husqvarna Vitpilen 401, Yamaha XSR700, Honda Rebel, Yamaha DT175, Suzuki SV650 (loan) Fazer 600, Keeway Superlight 125, 50cc turd scooter

[grr666]

[andyscooter]

[Easy-X]

Shouldn't really post two good things in one day but at the garage this evening yet another random bowls up to me: "wow! nice bike mate, what is it?... How much?! Really? Looks really fancy though."

Well worth giving the bike a wash now and then
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Husqvarna Vitpilen 401, Yamaha XSR700, Honda Rebel, Yamaha DT175, Suzuki SV650 (loan) Fazer 600, Keeway Superlight 125, 50cc turd scooter

[hellkat]

[hellkat]

I might have accidentally imbibed some honey which has been infused with an extraordinarily pleasant substance.

For some reason my mind is unable to focus on what that substance might be.

But its a very pleasant evening, and I have the rest of my life to enjoy it.

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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[recman]

https://i.postimg.cc/g2GsdhQ5/IMG-20190516-WA0000.jpg

[Kawasaki Jimbo]

Following on from my "Toothache!" post on the "grinds" thread, today I had a back tooth removed and it turned out to be surprisingly quick and painless. What a relief, those scare stories I found on Google about middle-age wisdom tooth removal and twisted roots were wrong! It seems dentists aren't as brutal as they were when I was a child. (The one in Oxford who fitted me with braces was even called Mr. Savage.) These days they leave the rough stuff to the hygienist.

[hellkat]

Things have become a lot more civilized dentally-speaking.

The last time I was in serious pain as the result of a dental visit was because I put on too much Old Woman face moisturiser* and the dentist's hand slipped whilst she was trying to extract a tooth, and she stabbed me in the gum.

Twice

It was my own silly fault, but who was to know a moisturiser would be *that* slippy








*i.e., with extra grease that only old women can get away with
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[waffles]

My phone battery has been crap recently; takes ages to charge, won't charge to 100%, after a couple of minutes of usage I have lost 10% charge, leaving it alone in my bag all morning to find that my phone has switched off due to no charge etc etc.

I had it replaced yesterday and holy hell what a difference! It takes two hours to charge fully again and using apps doesn't cause the battery to countdown to zero before my eyes.

Cheaper than a new phone!
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Theory test - 19/8/09, CBT - 11/10/09, MOD 1 - 16/8/10, MOD 2 - 27/10/10
Past rides Yamaha XT125X, Triumph TT600, Honda XR250
Current rides Suzuki GSXR 600, Honda MSX125

[recman]

[Easy-X]

So just about to get on my bike last night and a guy sidles up to me in a car... "nice bike man! what is it? a triumph or something?" muggles eh? don't they make you chuckle.

Ironically the Ford Mustang GT he was driving was the same matt metalic gunmetally type colour as my Superlight. What else could I do...

"Nice ride there yourself, shame the steering wheel's on the wrong side!"
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Husqvarna Vitpilen 401, Yamaha XSR700, Honda Rebel, Yamaha DT175, Suzuki SV650 (loan) Fazer 600, Keeway Superlight 125, 50cc turd scooter

[grr666]

[pepperami]

Finished work (easy today) , the boss is happy.
Came home to a JD & coke followed by a nice roast dinner.

Little things = satisfied Pepperami
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I am the sum total of my own existence, what went before makes me who I am now!