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Sister Sledge
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PostPosted: 22:28 - 27 Jun 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

A perfect poo. (a rare phenomena sometimes reported here)
Warm sunny weather.
A day off.
A ride on the bike.
I still have money in my wallet and it's payday tomorrow.
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PostPosted: 21:25 - 28 Jun 2019    Post subject: Redundancy Reply with quote

Just been told that I, along with 12 other people from the production area, have been made redundant!
"Unfortunately", someone started a rumour that certain disgruntled soon-to-be unemployed employees might start sabotaging customer orders, so we all have a months free holiday. (gardening leave)

To say I was overjoyed would be an understatement, I was singing and whooping (yes, whooping!) with delight on the way home,
I no longer have to listen to Gem FM for eight hours a day and endure the mundane purile aural dribblings of pop-nonentities and the compulsury female link that has a laugh like she's auditioning for a part as a part in Mcbeth.

I am now FREE!
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PostPosted: 21:37 - 28 Jun 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

And unemployed.
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PostPosted: 22:13 - 28 Jun 2019    Post subject: Re: Redundancy Reply with quote

Sir Clip wrote:
I no longer have to listen to Gem FM for eight hours a day...

Yep, now you're going to listen to ''where's the money'' 24/7, unless you find a new job soon enough.
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PostPosted: 22:16 - 28 Jun 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

My duplicate key for one of my Givi boxes arrived in the post today, £6.90 well spent. Ordered another one for the other box.
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PostPosted: 02:02 - 29 Jun 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Absolute Radio is much better: Matt Berry always makes me chuckle Smile
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PostPosted: 13:47 - 29 Jun 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

The fella I was about to start seeing put me in the friend zone.
Just as well really, he was slightly ... not Mr Right Laughing

I was struggling to think how I might cope with things moving forward.

Still, got a curry and a shag.
Can't complain Laughing
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PostPosted: 15:03 - 29 Jun 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
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Still, got a curry and a shag.
Can't complain Laughing


Spicy enough?
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PostPosted: 16:32 - 29 Jun 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nah, otherwise I'da been more peeved about being Friend Zoned.
Mind you, I'm getting a little too old for chandelier swinging these days.

(Chicken korma, actually; ordered it meself, thought it best not to be farting all evening) Laughing
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PostPosted: 16:35 - 01 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Really pleased to see these little chaps in the lavender patch.
https://i.postimg.cc/bN1pHXVy/20190701-162643.jpg

Also pleased to see the flowers on the white lavender I planted last year deciding to put in an appearance.
https://i.postimg.cc/pLV493g1/20190701-162520.jpg
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PostPosted: 10:10 - 02 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Numberplate debacle finally (mostly) over. Managed to keep the changeover on our insurance free but it's still cost
me an unnecessary 40 odd quid that it needn't have what with lost RFL, special delivery postage and raising a postal order
to do the transfer manually. At least the garage that has our trade in can sell it on now. Time to fire off a letter to DOOVLA
to attempt to get some reimbursement as all the delay was caused by their broken website which they kept live regardless
knowing full well it was broken and taking peoples money. I think my "I hope you all die in a fire" comment in the last
what did you think of our service box I completed doesn't go nearly far enough to describe the contempt I have for these muppets.
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PostPosted: 10:54 - 02 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

HardlyDavidson wrote:
Absolute Radio is much better: Matt Berry always makes me chuckle Smile


You tit! You got me all excited to listen to Matt Berry when it's Dave Berry on Absolute Radio, not Matt Berry Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 19:51 - 02 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

recman wrote:
Really pleased to see these little chaps in the lavender patch.

How lovely!

He's a she, by the way. The blokes have great big eyes, rather thick and comparatively bulky abdomens, are a bit hairy, and do not have stings.
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PostPosted: 21:08 - 02 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tracey Suntan-King wrote:
HardlyDavidson wrote:
Absolute Radio is much better: Matt Berry always makes me chuckle Smile


You tit! You got me all excited to listen to Matt Berry when it's Dave Berry on Absolute Radio, not Matt Berry Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes


Listen for longer, he does the little automated announcements between songs Smile

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PostPosted: 08:09 - 03 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

We got through my father-in-law's funeral without any Italian family dramas.
Thank fuck for that.
Laughing
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PostPosted: 08:59 - 03 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Another night of snorting, swilling and puffing with the crew out in the nature scheduled for tomorrow night. One day we'll have set ourselves on fire and won't return. Laughing
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PostPosted: 22:00 - 04 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Being an Urban Hooligan riding to and from work. I'm now getting at least 3 horns blasting at me for my filtering in to and out of Liverpool. That feeling of clipping mirrors is so satisfying I have a little excitement dribble in my boxers.
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PostPosted: 09:53 - 05 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chocolate covered Hobnobs...

There were about 4 or 5 left in the packet on my desk. So I had a cup of tea and polished off a few. There were 2 left and I thought "those'll be stale by Monday" so I reluctantly finished the packet.

And then afterwards I realised I could have shared some with my work colleagues. C'est la vie!
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PostPosted: 10:08 - 05 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

HardlyDavidson wrote:
Chocolate covered Hobnobs...

There were 2 left and I thought "those'll be stale by Monday" so I reluctantly finished the packet.



I like your reasoning!
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PostPosted: 13:28 - 05 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Skudd wrote:
Being an Urban Hooligan riding to and from work. I'm now getting at least 3 horns blasting at me for my filtering in to and out of Liverpool. That feeling of clipping mirrors is so satisfying I have a little excitement dribble in my boxers.

Laughing Laughing
So many people hate filtering.
I love it.

I usually filter in heavy traffic by oozing charm, cleavage and red lipstick.
Its a calling. Cool
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PostPosted: 16:40 - 05 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

HardlyDavidson wrote:
Chocolate covered Hobnobs...



I offered my son a Chocolate Hobnob. He told me to 'F. off'.
I said 'Whats with you?' and he replied ' NO WAY I am putting anything called a Nob in my mouth.'

That's my boy.
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PostPosted: 19:03 - 05 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

The local anaesthetic from my face biopsy hurt A LOT LESS than I was expecting, in fact it ended up being only about 0.001% of the amount of pain I have previously suffered from injections for dental work.

And considerably less than when they stick a needle in you to take blood.

Much relieved, I am.
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PostPosted: 19:08 - 05 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

McHattrick wrote:
HardlyDavidson wrote:
Chocolate covered Hobnobs...



I offered my son a Chocolate Hobnob. He told me to 'F. off'.
I said 'Whats with you?' and he replied ' NO WAY I am putting anything called a Nob in my mouth.'

That's my boy.


Give him time.
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PostPosted: 19:09 - 05 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
The local anaesthetic from my face biopsy hurt A LOT LESS than I was expecting, in fact it ended up being only about 0.001% of the amount of pain I have previously suffered from injections for dental work.

And considerably less than when they stick a needle in you to take blood.

Much relieved, I am.

* Wub


*That emoticon has a depth to it that I cannot convey using words.
PS I am drinking so it must be true.
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PostPosted: 19:53 - 05 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wub

I probably should add that I was WANKERED OFF ME FACE with an early morning hash oil dose ... just in case it hurt, ya know.

Grinning like a loon at the consultant whilst he's telling me about the serious stuff. Yes dear. Very nice dear. Do you have your driving licence yet, dear?
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